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Chapter 5: The Trip Recap SMAU

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Watershed: The SMAU edition!

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I haven't coded anything in about 4 years, and I might come in later to clean this up when I'm not as tired, but I had FUN doing this! The photo galleries scroll, the comments drop down, and some of the hyperlinks are interactive!

A huge part of my irl job is digital web accessibility education, and point blank I know this is not functional yet. I have a whole new level of respect for the back end devs that have to do the work I educate on, and will be making sure this is fully accessible without the skin soon!

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Shane hikes with his back to the camera, a hyperlight mountain gear backpack visible.Shane hikes with his back to the camera, a hyperlight mountain gear backpack visible.a view high up overlooking a lake, surrounded by pine trees.just the silhouette of Shane and Ilya are visible, up against green northern lights lighting up the sky><img src=A shirtless Ilya crawls out of the tent, the sunrise showing through the tent door.

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shanehollanderlockyplayerBackwoods with my baby #paidpartnership

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hyperlight_mountain_gear We are obsessed!

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ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @hyperlight_mountain_gearYou made our trip so much better!

ilyarozanov81 @hyperlight_mountain_gearThank you for making my husband's overpacking managable, my back would have died without you.
ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @ilyarozanov81 Shut up, you would have been eaten alive by mosquitos halfway through if it wasn't for me.
ilyarozanov81 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer You are correct. Thank you sweetheart.
TheRealPointy @ilyarozanov81 🦮🦮🦮
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LovelyLana Shane I cannot believe you got him outside

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ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @LovelyLana and would you believe he liked it!
ilyarozanov81 @ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer lies! All lies! Sveta don’t listen to him!
ilyarozanov81 @ilyarozanov81 jk I am now a man of the wilderness 💪🏼
E_dykstra @ilyarozanov81 You screamed when a raccoon walked through camp, I don’t want to hear it
ilyarozanov81 @E_dykstra they are so mischievous!

DavidHollander2481 bring me with you next time!

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ilyarozanov81 @DavidHollander2481 We will!

ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @DavidHollander2481 He's already talking about wanting to go with you, Dad. :)

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ilyarozanov81 @lucaaas: Luca my beautiful prodigal son I cried myself to sleep every night thinking of you, come home soon your papa misses you. ❤️
HarrisDroverCentaurs @ilyarozanov81 that’s not what Troy said it sounded like 🤤
TroyBarret @HarrisDroverCentaurs: HARRIS
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4 Nights in Temagami

Trip report

Lead my annual group trip through Temagami with seven guys and it was a fantastic route for a crew with a wide experience range. (All in our group are athletic, but we had everyone from guys who grew up on these waters, to one who honest to god did not know what portaging was before this week. I don’t think he’d ever camped before our first night. XD )

We started with Smoothwater Outfitters and followed this route mapped here.There was some motorboat traffic at the beginning and end of the routes, and on the larger lakes, but otherwise it felt incredibly secluded. There were a few rapids and intermediate portages, but it was very easy work. Permits are required for two of the nights, just be sure to check reservations before you head out.

Highlights included good swim beaches and waterfalls, and a great hike on Chee-skon Lake up to Spirit Rock. Our weather was perfect for July, saw the lights one night. Wildfire smoke picked up on the last day but I was just impressed it held off for that long. Saw plenty of moose, birds, and rodents, and had one black bear at our site near Ferguson Bay.

Hopefully this report will help someone else planning their own trip!

a multicolor sunset over a lake a moose drinks from a lake, tall pine trees stretch above light rapids

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Captainfreedomding · 12 hours ago

Looks amazing, thank you for the trip details! I need to know more about the guy that committed to a 5 night trip without knowing anything about..well…anything it sounds like.

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snowey_defensman · 10 hours ago

Haha, thank you! Participating was definitely his husband’s idea, who I learned is quite the gearhead so they were pretty set. I could tell you about his first time seeing a bear, but I think the fact that he had a very similar reaction to seeing a raccoon tells an even better story. He's not the type that's used to being bad at things, so I will admit it was occasionally entertaining. Truth is though, he was a good sport, and I think he was sold on the beauty of floating by the end of the trip.

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Captainfreedomding · 5 min ago

Well thank you for being a great outdoor guide, and helping everyone enjoy our beautiful country no matter what!

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anxiousparrot · 10 hours ago

How were the bugs?

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taxadermedbucket · 9 hours ago

It’s Canada in July. There will be bugs.

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snowey_defensman · 7 hours ago

Not bad imo. Our resident city boy definitely got eaten alive though, despite everyone else being left alone.

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anxiousparrot · 3 min ago

There’s always one human sacrifice per group!

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Own-Organization-532 · 4 hours ago

Beautiful. Wish I could be out there!

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Shane and Ilya squint at the camera. Ilya is wearing a Hyperlight-branded shirttwoShane sits in a body of water shirtless and wearing a larger hat. Further off, Troy Barret stands in knee deep water without a shirt.A fiery pink sunset sets over the lake.Wyatt Hayes aka Jack Innanen is mid-jump into a body of water shirtless.aIlya, his loon tattoo visible, embraces an emotional dykstra.

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ilyarozanov81Passed my REAL Canadian citizenship test this week. #paidpartnership

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Caity_Dykstra @DrLisaHayes no shirtless pic for me I fear 😔
ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @Caity_Dykstras: If it helps, Ilya was comforting him because he was crying over the power of friendship
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HazyFieldNotes The Temegami Greenstone Belt. (TGB) in Northeast Ontario, CA

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1. Devil Mountain, on Devil Lake. underlain by Nipissing diabase, which forms a 2.2 billion year old magmatic province with an east–west extent of almost 450 km (280 mi) and a north–south extent of up to 350 km (220 mi).

2. Spirit Rock on Chee-Soy lake. Surrounded by Obabika’s Old Growth forest. The place is a first nations spiritual site for Teme-Aguama, nipissings, and other first nations, and I can see why. You just feel the world is so much bigger than you when taking it in. This is also the largest continuous stand of red and white pines remaining in the world, and it has trees over 380+ years old.

3. Close-up of banded iron formation. Whitish = quartz-rich, Dark gray = magnetite-rich, Reddish = hematite/jasper-rich The outcrop shown here consists of BIFs - banded iron formations. BIFs are unusual, dense sedimentary rocks consisting of alternating layers of iron-rich oxides and iron-rich silicates. Most BIFs are Proterozoic in age (although some are Late Archean), and do not form today - they're "extinct"! Many specific varieties of iron formation are known, and some are given special rock names. For example, jaspilite is an attractive reddish & silvery gray banded rock consisting of hematite, red chert ("jasper"), and specular hematite or magnetite. This outcrop has magnetite-quartz-jasper BIF.

4. Pillow Lava, indicating lava erupted underwater.

5. Bonus: We saw the northern lights. I don’t know much about astronomy, but my buddy on the trip does and was saying we are in a rare pocket of time were you can see the lights like this in the summer, and after the next few years we’ll have to wait 11 years to see them like this again!
History of the Area
The Temagami Greenstone Belt (TGB) is a small 2.7 billion year old greenstone belt in the Temagami region of Northeastern Ontario, Canada. It represents a feature of the Superior craton, an ancient and stable part of the Earth's lithosphere that forms the core of the North American continent and Canadian Shield. The belt is composed of metamorphosed volcanic rocks that range in composition from basalt to rhyolite. These form the east-northeast trend of the belt and are overlain by metamorphosed sedimentary rocks. They were created during several volcanic episodes involving a variety of eruptive styles ranging from passive lava eruptions to viscous explosive eruptions. Felsic volcanic vents are present througout the region.

Part of the Canadian Shield, the TGB contains some of the oldest known rocks on Earth. The belt is made up of a number of geologic features such as batholiths, stocks, dikes, volcanic complexes, layered intrusions and deformation zones. These are situated in several geographical townships in the municipality of Temagami, including Chambers, Strathy, Strathcona, Briggs and possibly Best.

Geology

Geologists assume that greenstone belts were formed by many geological processes, such as tectonism, magmatism, metamorphism and sedimentation. They are important economically for large metal deposits, and for the insight they provide into crustal evolution and the tectonics of the early Earth Uranium-lead dating has established that the Iceland Lake Pluton, as well as an adjacent rhyolitic lava flow, is about 2,736 million years old. Therefore, at least some intrusions were likely formed during the first volcanic phases in the belt and may have been conduits for volcanic eruptions.

The name "Temagami" is Ojibwe in origin, meaning "deep clear water"; until 1968 it was spelt as "Timagami". This spelling of the name appeared on all official maps and related documents when it was adopted on June 25, 1906. In early 1968 the Canada Post Office applied to the Geographical Names Board of Canada for a spelling reform to Temagami at the instigation of the general public. The Executive Secretary of this committee subsequently applied to the Lands and Surveys Branch of the Ontario Department of Lands and Forests. This former department, now part of Ministry of Natural Resources, corresponded with the proposed renaming of Timagami on March 20, 1968, as well as for Lake Timagami, Timagami Island and the Timagami River.
Mineral explorations
In May 1995 Pacific Mariner Exploration carried out a small drilling program on its properties in Strathy Township to estimate the likelihood of base metal deposits. A hole was drilled under Net Lake in Temagami North, but its collapse prevented the survey's completion. As a result, little is known about its geophysical features. Most of the property was influenced by Net Lake and included ten adjacent mining claims. The larger region is known for it’s iron mining, but gold, copper, and nickle were also mined from the area.


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HazyFieldNotes kuchlkastl7 asked:Awesome information! Would you mind sharing how you recommend viewing the region? It looks peaceful! Thank you! To be honest, I was just a willing follower of the canoe trip my friend lead. Here is his reddit post documenting the trip. I think he has a map on there! It was as about as peaceful as you could expect with 3 guys who thought they could live off of unrefrigerated hot dogs and s’mores for 5 days. #ask#geology#Canada#landscape #volcano #plants #nature #coast
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YoungAndFree We are basically Lewis and Clark without the problematic implications. 🛶🗺️🧭
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ilyarozanov81 @Alex_Holmberg lmk when you want that powerpoint
Alex_Holmberg @ilyarozanov81😳
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TheRealPointy @YoungAndFree can I sit in just to listen?
Alex_Holmberg @TheRealPointy only if you are chill
TheRealPointy @Alex_Holmbergy wtf! I always am chill!
ilyarozanov81 @TheRealPointy All kids are welcome, is important information for anyone who is curious.
Alex_Holmberg @ilyarozanov81 is he curious though?
TheRealPointy @Alex_Holmberg well if I am the only normie breeder kid left after this trip then yeah I'm curious!
lucaaas @TheRealPointy wtf did I miss and why am I somehow still included in this

TheRealPointy I am never eating a hotdog again

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ilyarozanov81 @TheRealPointy You might if you attend my powerpoint 😏
TheRealPointy @ilyarozanov81 See these are the exact sort of HR violations I'm talking about bro
HarrisDroverCentaurs @TheRealPointy I don't know what this is about and yet somehow I still feel the need to remind you two how the public internet works
ShaneHollanderHockeyPlayer @HarrisDroverCentaurs:Don't worry Harris, I've parental locked his instagram for the rest of the week.

Bonus: Instagram stories from the first night home:

Shane sits in a body of water shirtless and wearing a larger hat. Further off, Troy Barret stands in knee deep water without a shirt.

Notes:

WHEW this was a lot but I hope you had fun cuz I sure did. This fic has been my baby for months. Thank you so much to everyone who has given love to it, it truly makes my whole world.

Ilya versus the raccoon is an easter egg from scene I cut, but was based one time I was camping with my friend from the Baltics and we were talking about how similar the climates were the whole time, but she mentioned they didn’t have raccoons. Later that night, a raccoon came through camp, and she ran away screaming. When I was like “wtf happened it’s just a raccoon??” She was like “exactly???” And then we realized that because the whole time I was like “we have GOT to keep the food away from the raccoons” and she had only ever seen them as evil cartoon characters, she thought they were basically honey badgers. And I thought that was valid!

I know I used “outdated” pfps for Shane & Ilya, but both of them make me laugh and I like the fanon of them. Shane and Ilya's engagement stats are based on Mack C and WillSmithHockey. I figure the controversy of hollanov would balance out the difference in the length of their careers. lol.

I do not have a formal work skin. I just kind of made it up as I went, and did trial and error until it worked. I can share my dev notes if people want that though.

Notes:

Thank you so much for reading, this piece has been my absolute baby.

Shane Hollander has an exhibitionist kink and I’ll die on that hill. (Please enjoy more extreme exhibitionist hollanov in the first work in this series if that’s what does it for you.)

I know A03 comments have been weird lately, but your thoughts fuel me so I made a twitter if you want to come yap <3.

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