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team rocket levels of dramatic
[14:03] pichu: do yall ever just think about how much trauma we’ve experienced n just sit there like...huh
[14:04] walmart brand eraserhead: denki why do you always have to start existential crises on the groupchat
[14:05] pichu: its not like i try to i just want to share my experiences with my beloved friends
[14:06] hanta sero fanta zero: i mean in all fairness its kinda fucked how much traumatic shit we’ve gone through and its not even the end of our first year
[14:07] ura ura ura raka: yeah but are we ready for the biggest foe we’ve ever faced??
[14:07] pichu: ..marty im scared
[14:08] geodude: literally what could be worse than like love muffin?? watching our teacher almost die to protect us??
[14:09] ura ura ura raka: finals
[14:10] walmart brand eraserhead: you jest but literally all of the blood just drained out of denkis face
[14:10] walmart brand eraserhead: its kind of funny theyre so pale lmao
[14:11] mamma mina: uraraka why you gotta do me dirty by reminding me of that
[14:11] mamma mina: can i a girl not enjoy her strawberry smoothie in peace
[14:12] popular song: do you ever actually eat or drink anything that isnt pink
[14:12] mamma mina: gotta stay on brand
[14:13] pepsi? cola??: conspiracy theory: minas skin and hair is pink bc she eats so many pink things and has no correlation to her quirk
[14:13] glass bones paper skin: oh it seems my conspiracy theorist has gotten out my apologies
[14:14] monkey monkey monkey man: damn wouldn’t that be a plot twist
[14:14] geodude: i mean im not saying i believe it or anything but ive known mina since middle school and ive never seen her ingest anything that wasn’t at least a little red
[14:15] bomberanian: dont be a fucking dumbass eating pink shit doesnt turn you pink
[14:15] sugar (honey honey): boy do i have news for you! ever heard of flamingos?
[14:16] hanta sero fanta zero: LMAO he just went inactive
[17:06] gone girl: ok well im bored so! everyone explain the reasoning behind your screen names
[17:07] bomberanian: dont tell me what to do
[17:07] gone girl: everyone else!
[17:08] pichu: its ok kacchan, well know where your screen name came from
[17:08] bomberanian: ill kill you
[17:09] pichu: bet
[17:10] monkey monkey monkey man: ..anyway
[17:10] monkey monkey monkey man: my screen name is a reference to a john mulaney bit bc john mulaney is just an icon
[17:11] popular song: hes right and he should say it
[17:11] hanta sero fanta zero: john mulaney invented comedy
[17:12] pichu: no tea just facts
[17:13] mamma mina: mine is a reference to both 80s pop group ABBA, our lord and savior, and the only valid jukebox musical: mamma mia and mamma mia 2: here we go again starring meryl streep and amanda seyfried
[17:14] geodude: why are you like this
[17:14] geodude: also i really dont think i should have to explain mine but...pokemon
[17:14] murkrow: ^
[17:14] pichu: ^
[17:15] gone girl: hm valid lettuce continue
[17:15] more hands more hugs: i have more than is generally an acceptable amount of hands on a human being
[17:15] pichu: [wolf from little red riding hood voice] all the better to hug you with
[17:16] more hands more hugs: precisely
[17:17] crab from moana: shiny
[17:17] gone girl: yeah we get that one buddy no worries
[17:18] gone girl: and hes gone inactive again
[17:19] murkrow: the universe has been righted
[17:19] ura ura ura raka: ooga chaka ooga chaka ooga ooga ooga chaka
[17:20] ura ura ura raka: but with my name
[17:20] ura ura ura raka: thats it thats the reference
[17:21] gone girl: why do we have so many references to western 80s music
[17:22] hanta sero fanta zero: theres only two
[17:23] gone girl: but still its weird that it happened more than once
[17:23] gone girl: especially considering we’re yknow japanese??? and this isnt the 80s???
[17:24] mamma mina: ok first of all abba is swedish so jot that down,
[17:24] ura ura ura raka: and blue swede was also swedish so jot that down too,
[17:25] monkey monkey monkey man: now i just think we’re raising more questions than we’re getting answers
[17:26] popular song: ANYWAY
[17:26] popular song: mine is a reference to a song thats literally just called popular song its p good yall should check it out
[17:27] bomberanian: dont tell me what to do
[17:28] popular song: momo says her name is a reference to an old book series about a kid detective
[17:29] popular song: idk how that correlates
[17:29] encyclopedia brown: he was smart, kyouka
[17:30] pichu: lmao jirous hanging out in small brain hours
[17:31] popular song: ill kill you
[17:32] pichu: yeah yeah take a number
[17:33] emergency exit: i was called this after the evacuation panic in the beginning of the year
[17:33] emergency exit: it stuck
[17:34] pepsi? cola??: i look like the pepsi logo
[17:35] gone girl: dsgsgdsdffuck
[17:36] hanta sero fanta zero: as soon as i learned that fanta zero was a real product that exists i realized that we are one and the same…it had to be done...i had no choice
[17:37] walmart brand eraserhead: denki did this to me
[17:37] pichu: :p
[17:37] walmart brand eraserhead: sigh
[17:38] glass bones paper skin: i was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning i break my legs and every afternoon i break my arms. at night, i lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
[17:38] ura ura ura raka: okay edgelord
[17:39] keroppi: hes frog, im frog. we are one
[17:40] pichu: a concept: frog, but spelled like phrög. pronounced fr-oh-g
[17:40] keroppi: delete this
[17:41] sugar (honey honey): my screen name is also a reference to an old song lmao
[17:42] gone girl: the plot thickens….
[17:43] gone girl: oh shit im the only one who hasnt explained yet
[17:44] gone girl: welp mine is a reference to an american tv show that admittedly i dont know the plot of i just thought the name was fitting
[17:45] pichu: chaotic neutral
[17:46] hanta sero fanta zero: i feel like we all have forbidden knowledge like we werent meant to know this
[17:47] geodude: quick reset the timeline before the world implodes
[17:48] pichu: [glitchy, distorted voice] y-yell….heah………..
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emergency exit has added glass bones paper skin, ura ura ura raka, pepsi? cola??, and 16 others to the chat seriously kaminari you deleted the entire fucking chat for the sake of the joke
[17:51] pichu: #worth it