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[F4M] Anyway, Wanna Fuck? [Script Offer] [Tomboy] [BFFs-to-Lovers] [Romantic] [Swearing] [Kissing] [Bestie] [Loyal] [Playful] [Possessive] [Check Ins] [Called Slut but in a Friendly Way] [Assertive] [Gentle Fdom] [Grinding] [Good Boy] [Body Appreciation] [L-Bombs] [Blowjob] [Riding] [Creampie]
[Door Knock]
Coming!
[Door Open]
Thank fuck you’re here. You’re a lifesaver. Your timing is great too — I just got home.
Well come in already, you don’t need an invitation!
Get the bowls and chopsticks out, I’ll get us drinks. Do you want beer, coke, or water? That’s all I got. [Laughs]
You’re seriously the best friend. I don’t know anyone who would bring me Chinese and keep me company on such short notice.
[Cola/Beer can opening noise]
Hmm…lemme guess what you got: Salt and Pepper Chicken, Sweet and Sour Pork…and something Szechuan and spicy as fuck. Plus fried rice and dumplings, of course.
[Laughs] I knew it!
Nah, dude I’m not complaining. I probably know your standard order at every restaurant, sushi stand, and taco truck within a ten mile radius.
Let’s serve that food, I’m starving.
[Eating Noises - keep them going off and on if you feel like it]
God this is so fucking good.
There is nothing like eating spicy Chinese food with your best friend after a shitty shift at work.
You don’t want to hear about my day. It was just kind of ugh from start to finish.
You’re just gonna look at me like a puppy dog until I vent to you, aren’t you?
Fine, fine. It wasn’t anything super bad. It was just…one shitty thing after another.
I got up late, no time to eat, my boss was angry with me because I was also late to work.
Then he turned around and gave me a ton of extra tasks because “You’re the only one I can rely on to do things right the first time”. Can you believe that shit?
Then I had to drive all over the fucking planet fixing these faulty switches we installed at the new sites, and triple checking the breaker boxes.
Oh, and I fucking forgot my lunch at home, and didn’t have time to stop to get anything. You know how hangry I get sometimes. I almost snapped at the new guy for asking a perfectly innocent question.
After all that driving I wanted to go home but I still had to log all the work properly so I got paid for everything. By the time that was done I just wanted to come home and go to sleep…but I’m still so fucking hungry!
Mmm…mmm…this is really fucking good. This is exactly what I need.
Done. I couldn’t eat another bite.
[Eating Noises End]
Thank you again for bringing me tasty food. Without you, I would have eaten some crackers and passed out. I know it. I’m too lazy for my own good sometimes.
You’re going home already? You just got here, dude. You don’t have to rush out of here. You’re not just my cute delivery guy, you know. You’re my best friend.
I know I said I wanted to go to sleep but that was before the food and beer and good company came over. I’m feeling reenergized now. [Laughs] Why would I want you to leave?
So you’re gonna hang out a while? Cool. I’ve missed you lately.
Hmm, the last time we spoke you were going out with what's-her-face, right? How’s that going?
Ah, I see. You got ghosted. Well, that sucks…for her. You probably dodged a bullet.
Forget her. If she was interested, she would have called you back by now.
No, you’re worth dating, obviously . That’s not even in question. Some people like to string other people along. That’s just how they work. It’s better to forget about her.
At some point in the near future, she’ll realize that she missed out and you didn’t keep trying to call her. Then you can reject her when she comes back begging for attention. [‘Hehehe’-Style Laughter]
The best part will be the look on her face when she realizes that she’s not as hot as she thinks she is.
Well, it’s the best part for me . [Laughs] Please take a picture when you break her heart, for posterity and my amusement.
It doesn’t really matter, though. You won’t want her by the time she texts you or whatever.
Nah, I know you. You won’t fall for it, even if you get a little confused when you’re horny.
Awww…don’t get all shy. You’re cute when you do it but we talk about stuff like this all the time.
You get horny, you end up looking for dates, some random selfish girl thinks she’s good enough for you and tries to manipulate you, you figure it out, you stop going out for a while.
It’s a cycle. I think it’s because you’re hot and you like it when girls tell you what to do. That can attract some good women but it also gets the predators circling.
Yeah, it totally sucks. (Very Casually) Anyway, wanna fuck?
Does it sound like a joke? Am I laughing? When have I ever said I’d do something with you and not done it?
It’s a simple question, though. Do you wanna fuck me?
Okay, you’re right, it makes lots of things more complicated, but to me it seems pretty natural.
I need to get laid and I feel like you’re the best lay I know. [Laughs] You’re not moving away when I touch your hand. Do you like that?
It’s okay to say no, at any time. Until you do, I'm just going to rub your arm and chest a bit, okay?
It’s also okay to say yes and just make each other feel good without any strings attached, too.
No, I’m not saying this would be a meaningless hookup. Nothing I do with you is meaningless.
(Tsun/Shy - but only a little bit) I mean yeah sure I have feelings for you, I guess. I love doing everything with you.
No, really, everything . I even liked being with you when your car broke down in the middle of nowhere and we had to wait like three hours for a tow.
That was a great afternoon, I got to spend quality time with my best friend with no interruptions.
If I could, I’d wake up with you every day, but that’s not happening right now. We have our own apartments, and we haven’t technically dated or anything.
I’m pretty sure your friends would freak out if you just moved in with me, even if it would make you much happier.
Look, I know I’m kind of messy and foul-mouthed but I’d suck your cock every fucking morning and ride the cum out of you every night.
I’d cook for you…badly, but I’d do it. I’d sleep next to you and watch your dumb science fiction shows and go to cons with you, and I’d enjoy all of it.
I think you’d be happy with me as your girlfriend, but that’s not this conversation. This conversation is about whether you want me to suck and fuck you right now.
There’s no pressure here. You can say no. You can even think about it and come back another time. But….um…
[Suppressed Laughter]
I’m sorry, I’m not laughing at you . I’m laughing at you pretending to be unsure while your boner is about to explode out of your pants. [Breaks Out Laughing]
Whatever you want, he wants my mouth and my pussy, obviously. Probably my tits and ass, too. He always did have good taste.
You’re such a slut for me, and I love you for it. [Kissing]
No, it isn’t a bad thing. I know I have that effect on you. I love that you get off on looking at me.
[Kissing]
So, do you mind if I straddle you and grind against your cock a little bit?
Good. [Kissing into Moans] Fuck. You feel so hard against me.
[Kissing]
I think [Moans] that if we took off any clothes we both would be done pretty quickly.
Shh…don’t worry about cumming too fast. Not with me. If you cum before me you’ll still want to get me off, right?
Good. And I want you to cum inside of me as many times as possible. [Giggles into Moans]
Okay I need your cock.
Get up. Come on. To the bedroom.
Shit, I’m sorry about the clothes everywhere. They’re clean, I just haven’t folded them. Just toss them to the side.
Get undressed.
I need it. Come on! Strip faster!
Sorry…I mean, I should probably be appreciating you more but damn once you agreed to fuck me I kinda lost my cool. [Nervous Giggle]
Wow. You really are very sexy without your clothes. Cute too.
Turn around, I want to see the rest of you.
[Light Spank]
I’m sorry, I couldn’t help spanking you…just a little bit.
Lie down.
You’re nervous. You don’t have to be. There’s no wrong way for us to go tonight, as long as we go willingly. Got it?
Good. I’m gonna suck your cock but only a little. Try not to cum, dude.
[Very sloppy bj noises]
[Laughs] Treat it like one of those youtube things…
“Try not to cum in your bestie's mouth even though she’s giving you the best blowjob of your life” challenge. [Laughs]
I wouldn’t object to having a mouthful of your cum suddenly. Or being covered in it. You know me, I like to get messy.
Mmmhmmm. This is so good. You didn’t shower before you came over.
No, I’m glad. I’ve been turned on by your scent for a while now. Now I get to taste you and it’s so special.
Okay…okay, I better control myself. I want that first time you cum inside my pussy. Just stay where you are.
[Sloppy BJ Ends]
Sit still, okay. You don’t have to do anything tonight…
[Moans Loudly as She Takes Him Inside]
Fuck you feel so fucking good!
[Heavy Moaning]
Don’t worry about me doing all the work tonight. I have a lot of [Moans] frustrations to work out.
Besides, you’ll see exactly how bossy I can be when you’re eating my pussy later. [Laughs-into-Moans]
I know you like it when I tell you what to do. [Moans] Not in a mean way, of course.
You’re quiet, except for the cute noises.
Are…are you worried about what things might be like after?
I can only tell you that I’ll always love you. I have for so long. I thought it was just as friends, but…now I know it’s not.
Having said that, do you want to worry about the future or do you want to feel my tits?
[Moans] Good choice. [Laughs-into-Moans]
Fuck that feels good. You’ve been waiting to do that for a long time, haven’t you?
God, I know, I blame myself. I should have jumped you months ago, but you can’t change the past.
You’ll just have to cum in me as much as possible to make up for lost time.
[She speeds up and Moans more]
That’s right…let your hands roam. Don’t hold back.
Let out those cute little moans and groans. I want to hear them.
Your cock is so fucking good, but your sounds are what’s gonna push me over the edge.
Good boy.
Oh, hell. Did you just moan again when I said that?
You did! Oh that is something I am going to remember and use all the time. [Laughs]
No, not to make you embarrassed. To make you hard. I want to know all the ways to get you off, all the things you need to hear.
I want to be all the things you need.
I know you care about me. I know you love me. I know you see who I am.
(She’s excited but this is a little tender) I love you. I always will. So cum in me, baby. Cum in me and you can be mine, forever.
Fuck, fuck, fuck, yes, yes, don’t cum yet don’t cum yet….now! Cum now!
[Improv to Orgasm - be a little fierce here :3]
Holy shit, dude. You must not be cumming enough if you filled me up that good.
So much is dripping out. [Giggles] I don’t mind changing the bed. If you fuck me that good every time, you can ruin as many sheets as you want. [Laughs]
[Happy Sigh]
(Surprised) Go home? What? Dude, I’m not kicking you out after sex like that. Get back in bed with me.
Good boy.
[Laughs] I’ll never get tired of seeing how you react to that.
Anyway, if you left, I couldn’t suck your cock tomorrow morning, could I? And that would be a shame for both of us.
Don’t forget, it’s blowjobs at breakfast and pussy for dinner, as long as you’re with me. Good incentive to keep dating me, I think.
And…I mean…I also hope you like hanging out with me still. We’ve been friends since forever but…I’ve always been nervous about taking this step.
(Vulnerable)Well, what we have is really special to me. I want more, but I never want to ruin what we already have. You’re my best friend and the person I love most in the world. I can’t lose you.
All right, enough of that. If we talk about our feelings any more I might just go crazy.
Now, let’s take a shower and go to bed. I’ll be big spoon and everything.
(Vulnerable again) I…I love you, too. Come on.