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[F4M] The Elven Ranger Guides You to Safety [Script Offer] [Fantasy] [DnD] [Romance] [Tsundere] [Possessive] [Gentle Fdom] [Adventuring Companions to Lovers] [Kissing] [Wholesome] [Human Wizard Listener ] [You Wanna Make a Half-Elf?] [Blowjob] [I Know You Love Me] [Riding You] [Creampie]
Note: This takes place in the same world and indeed at the same time as “The Paladin Breaks her Vows to Save You”. Link. No knowledge is required and it’s not a sequel as it has different characters from the same party. If I can I’ll do another to wrap things up with the final couple.
The speaker is an irritable and no-nonsense Elven Ranger. The listener is her best friend (although they argue all the time) and man she loves, a Human Wizard.
(Harsh Whisper) It’s me. Stop struggling.
I’m sorry, but I put my hand over your mouth because I know how noisy you can be. I need you to listen to me very carefully, and not ask me any questions.
I want you to pack up your things. Make sure you bring your spell book and components but leave anything unessential. We can hunt and gather food as we travel. We have to leave the camp before we’re noticed.
I said no questions.
[Sigh] Don’t worry about the others. The Paladin and the Sorcerer have already escaped, hopefully. The other two left a moment ago. They’re going to disguise themselves and go out the main gate.
The rogue will take care of him, don’t worry about it.
Well, I’m stuck with you, apparently. So, for once in your life, stop being a pain and get ready.
Got everything? Good.
There’s a part of the palisade wall that’s not very well guarded, and we’re going to use that to escape. Follow me and stay quiet.
[Walking]
Stop. Stay down. Patrol coming.
Don’t. Move. They won’t see you.
Good. Come on.
Okay…we’re here.
What? No, we’re not going to climb the wall, have you lost your mind? We’ll be seen immediately.
You forget that the wall is made of wood and I possess nature magic. It’s not as powerful as your arcane spells but it’s still useful. I’m going to make this part of the wall rot away a bit so we can squeeze through. It won’t take long.
[Slight Noise of Effort]
There. Come on.
Stay low and step where I do.
Good. We can walk normally now. I can’t guarantee we’ll be safe but we have a good chance of avoiding any patrols.
You can ask your questions now.
I’m not sure exactly what happened. I was about to rest when a young woman entered my tent.
Ha ha. No, it wasn’t that kind of encounter, you pervert.
She was a squire who had been trained by the Paladin. Apparently the Church decided that our friend the Sorcerer has infernal blood, and had to be killed. They ordered the Paladin to do it.
I know! It’s so cruel. And of all the people to ask, they turned to her.
She must have been extremely conflicted.
You know she’s into him right? The sorcerer, I mean? I’m pretty sure he has feelings for her, too.
[Laughs] Yeah, it was obvious. Well to everyone but them, it seemed. And she took an oath of chastity, too.
Obviously she wasn’t going to let that happen, so she was going to try to escape. She knew that the Inquisitor would come after us next so wanted us to flee in different directions.
[Sigh] I hope they’re okay. I have a good idea of where they’re going but I don’t want to track them. It’s still too likely we could be tracked back to them
Well…I bet they’re off in some sex nest somewhere right now while we have to run away into the worst part of the wilderness.
[Snorts] Trust me. She’s way more lustful than she seems.
Do you remember that keep on the borderlands we worked out of all those years ago? Everyone is to take separate routes and hide out for a bit before meeting there.
Yeah. It’s going to take us weeks if not months to get there. The rogue and the fighter are going to hide out in the capital city for a bit. The Paladin and the Sorcerer are hiding with the elves until the church stops hunting them so actively.
We’re going to have to go through the Forest of Blood.
[Sigh] I wish it were just a name. There were a lot of vampires there last time I checked.
Don’t worry, I can get us through. You’re gonna do what I say, right? You’re not gonna be difficult, are you?
Good. (Annoyed) I still don’t know how I ended up with you, of all people.
We argue all the time about…well…everything. You love the city, I hate it. I can can move a silently as a shadow, you can’t walk five feet down a passage without tripping on your robes.
We just don’t make any sense as a couple.
I, uh, I mean as people paired to escape. At least I could get along with the Paladin. She’s a serious person.
The Rogue insisted that the Fighter go with her. I can’t deny that he’d blend in there better than anywhere. He’s a human like you, after all. You don’t really blend in anywhere, though.
I didn’t mean it like that. I apologize.
I meant that…well…you’re a wizard. And I’ve not met many wizards, but you look the most…wizard-y out of all of them.
Honestly it’s the robes. I get that it’s a thing for you guys but…you’re kind of clumsy so you trip over them all the time.
Listen. I’m not saying that they look bad. You…you look distinguished in them most of the time. Just not when you have to move fast.
Yeah, it wouldn’t be a bad idea to put the robes away for now. Do you have some pants you can change into? Cool. I’ll just, um…wait over here. Promise I won’t look.
(To herself) I kept telling the Paladin that there was something wrong with the church but she wouldn’t listen. Humans are fucking irritating.
(To the listener) Yes, I know you can hear me, human. That’s part of why I said it.
(Under breath) Wow. Not bad.
Nothing! I was just…uh…keeping an eye out.
All done? Good. Let’s keep moving.
Yeah. I have far better eyesight than you do and I can barely see twenty feet away. No stars or moon tonight. We should find a place to sleep.
[Laughs] Don’t worry. Those fanatics won’t be able to track us. I’ve been covering all of our traces as we went. Even a good scout would get lost if they tried.
There! See that cave?
No? Good. That means it’s concealed enough. Follow me. Be careful, we have to scramble up these rocks a bit.
[Sigh] Stop trying to be all manly. Give me your hand. I’ll pull you up. You know I’m stronger than you.
There. All good. It’s nice and dry. Probably aren’t even that many snakes.
Come on. Let’s sit down.
Are you hungry? I’ve got some elf bread.
Delicious right? If it makes you feel any better the others are probably eating terrible Church rations right now. [Laughs]
You’re still breathing hard. You okay?
No one expects you to be as tough as I am, or the fighter. That’s not your job. Without you we would have died so many times. It’s your mind and will we all rely on so let me take care of the rest.
Speaking of which, do you think you give us a little light in here. Just a little bit, so I can see you better.
Thanks. That’s perfect.
Hey, what are you…
Oh, that’s smart. You wove an illusion to make the cave entrance just look like rock wall covered in vines. Very nice.
Save some of your effort, though. I know you didn’t get enough rest tonight, so you can’t cast most of your spells.
[Laughs] I do pay attention to you. I know all kinds of things about you and your magic. I could never actually do any of it, of course, but…I know you need your rest to be effective.
I also know that without someone like me telling you that you should go to sleep and stop overworking yourself, you’d be a mess all the time.
I’m glad we ended up together. I can’t really think of anyone I’d rather be running for my life with.
I’m being sincere, for once.
[Sigh] I know animals. I can speak to them, literally, feel their emotions, understand them. People, I don’t understand. Not even elves.
I’ve noticed that we argue a lot but you never actually get angry at me. You seem to understand what I mean even when I don’t say it. I’ve never met anyone like you before.
(Quieter, more serious) I really, really like you. I have for a while.
I think you like me too. I can’t think of another reason why you put up with my bullshit.
I know what being an outsider is like. People think that all elves love to live alone in the wilds but nothing could be further from the truth.
Ranger are well-respected but not loved. We don’t fit into the smooth flow of Elven society. We live alone, on the outskirts.
When I saw you being badly treated by others, being mocked for the crime of knowing things that they didn’t, I got really upset.
So, naturally, I started arguing with you, because that’s how I…uh…flirt…I guess?
No, don’t say anything, please. I need to get all of this out. I’ve been holding it in for so long and tonight…well…I’m scared.
People leave me all the time. They don’t mean to. I’ve had many ranger friends pass on, either from old age or from their duties. My family doesn’t speak to me anymore, not because they’re cruel but simply because we share nothing in common.
This group we’re in…this company of fools going on adventures…you’re my family. You’re the ones I’ve felt the closest to.
You, especially. I’ve gotten to know you. Grown close. I was about to tell you how I felt. I would have gotten around to it in another decade, I’m sure.
But tonight…when I heard that there was an Inquisitor trying to kill the Sorcerer, all I could think about was…you.
The church doesn’t hate wizards, not anymore, but I was alive the last time they tried to purge mages like you, as well. It could easily have been you. You’re something of a hero and famous for possessing “forbidden knowledge”.
A part of me panicked. I wanted to go and get you and tell you how I felt right then, in case something happened to one of us.
I knew then that if they came after you that they’d only get to you over my dead body.
It’s not really that impressive a thing to say. Love makes us all fools, right?
[Brief period of quiet]
I lied earlier. I’m sorry.
About being “forced” to go with you. I said I’d go with you when I talked to the Rogue. I didn’t want you to be alone with her. I didn’t think there was anything between you two but I didn’t want to take any chances.
I can’t imagine you being with someone other than me. It…hurts…to think about.
Oh, I also lied about not looking. I watched you change. I’m sorry.
Yeah, well, I liked looking at you. I couldn’t help myself.
You can watch me wash up later. (Seductive) You can even do the washing if you want.
(Annoyed) Don’t get all quiet on me, mage. I don’t know how to interpret it.
(Irritated) Oh of course you don’t want to tell me how you feel without thinking about it first. You do just love keeping me on edge, don’t you?
[Sigh] No, it isn’t fair for me to be this pushy, but life is anything but fair. I feel an…urgent need to be…close to you tonight.
You know, I’ve always thought that half-elves were beautiful. Not just in appearance, but in what they mean. I know some elves and humans hate the idea of romance between ancestries but we’re not like that, are we?
I might complain about you but you’ve never been a bigot. If anything, you’re too open minded sometimes.
I mean you trusted that demon when she said (fake sexy voice) “she’d be good from now on”. I can’t really blame you. She was naked at the time after all.
Anyway, my point is I think half-elves are neat. You wanna make one?
[Laughs]
Yeah, tonight death seems a lot closer. We can evade it all we want, but it catches up with people like us sooner or later.
The only way an elf knows how to fight their mortality is to give new life.
[Sigh] Yes, I’m saying I want you to fuck me and be the father of my child. How much clearer do I have to make it you…
[Kissing]
That’s better. More.
[Very intense kissing]
(Needy/demanding) Lay on your back. I’m going to strip but I can’t wait for you to undress.
[Clothes noises]
Oh god. Your cock is…mmmmm. [Delighted laugh]
Listen, I can’t help it if I love you and you happen to be perfect.
You humans like having your cock worshiped, right?
[Fast BJ Starts Here]
Are you surprised at how good I am?
Elves are more mature than humans. All of us are trained in the arts of love, because we know how important it is.
Love is not something to enter into blindly, and it is key that one pleasure one’s partner.
I want you to stay with me for the rest of my life. I can’t be anything but a perfect lover for you.
I need to make sure that you don’t look at human or halfling or orc women the same way you look at me.
Yes, I am territorial, but you knew that already, didn’t you?
Are you ready for me to ride you yet?
[Cock worship ends]
Good.
No, love. Let me take care of everything tonight. Later, we can do other things. You can be on top. Whatever. But tonight…tonight I need to fucking take you, all right?
Good.
Hold still.
[Moans loudly as she takes him inside of her - Immediately starts riding him.]
Yes, I am demanding. You know this. You love it. You can’t get enough of it. You know why?
Because you’re as devoted to me as I am to you.
You love me. I’ve seen it in your eyes and I feel it inside my body, now.
I want you to say it out loud, but only when you’re ready.
When you’re ready, though, I want to hear it all the time.
I want you to say it until I get angry and snap at you, and then I want you to say it again.
I’ll never stop needing you. I’ll never stop loving you.
I will never abandon you.
I want to spend every single minute with you.
You’re going to get irritated with me, but I’ll make it all better with my nimble tongue and tight Elven pussy. [Giggles]
It feels good, right? I bet it’s better than any human woman you’ve been with.
It makes me angry to even think that someone might have had you before I did.
It’s not fair, but…it’s not fair that I’ve been denied my lover’s cock all this time, either.
So…fucking…cum…for…me…now.
[Improv to orgasm]
[Laughs]
Ohhhhhh…I needed that so much. It’s been…well its been decades. Don’t laugh.
I know you wouldn’t.
I told you to be quiet earlier but I guess I ended up being the loud one tonight, didn’t I? Testament to your delectable human cock and the strength of our love, I suppose.
Okay. We can talk about this and our plans as we travel tomorrow. You need sleep. I won’t slumber tonight but I’ll be rested tomorrow morning. I promise you.
What? You need to sleep. We have to travel through vampire infested woods tomorrow, remember? I need you in top shape to be able to fuck me after that, too.
Oh…[laughs]…well, that is nice to hear. I love you, too.
[softly] Even if you are a clumsy human.