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[F4M] Your Best Friend’s Tits and an Ugly Christmas Sweater [Script Offer] [Cute] [Friends to Lovers] [Will You Be My Boyfriend?] [Kissing] [Lapsitting] [Fingering] [Romantic] [Gifts] [Creampie] [Getting “Caught”] [“Unwrap Me”] [Needy]
(First few lines are in “loud whispers”)
[sFX: Gentle Knocking]
Merry Christmas, sleepyhead!
Shh…I know it’s super early. No one else is up.
There is a time for asking questions and a time to follow your best friend downstairs so you can talk at a normal volume. This is the latter. Come on!
[sFX: Steps]
There. Now we can sit on the couch and talk like civilized people.
We could have just stayed in your room but that might have woken everyone up and I want some alone time with my best friend before the house gets all loud.
What? Why would we get in trouble for being alone together?
Oh, you think my mom would freak out if she “caught” us alone? Is that it?
[Laughs] Actually it’s the opposite. Mom kept asking me if I was sure that we would be staying in separate rooms. Like, it was the least subtle thing ever.
She really wants me to bring a guy home to meet her and…I think she really likes you. I actually think my whole family does. I do too.
(Awkward) A…anyway, I’m really glad you agreed to come home with me for Christmas. I really couldn’t stand the idea of you being alone for the holidays. It just made me so sad.
Yeah, and there’s lots of things to do around here, too! We could go sledding or shopping or just go walking at night and look at all the lights. I know we’ll have fun!
So…I’ve been patient but you really should stop holding out on me.
Well, before we went to bed last night you said you had a gift for me. I’ve been thinking about that all night!
I couldn’t wait any longer but I also didn’t want to get it in front of my whole family. I think that might be a little too embarrassing.
No, you dork, not because it’s a bad gift. You don’t give bad gifts. Just…they get all expectant and stuff, and they might make fun of me and put pressure on you and…don’t worry about it.
(Intrigued) Oh…a small box. I’ve heard good things come in these.
(Touched/Emotional) Oh…oh wow. It’s…beautiful.
I don’t know what to say. I…thank you.
Thank you so much.
W…will you put it on me? I think you should.
Mmm…how does it look?
You know…I don’t think I’ve ever gotten anything like this before. Especially not from a guy. This is kind of a first.
It’s really special. I’m going to wear it the rest of the day. I’ll change into something later that goes better with it.
Wait, this color. Did…did you get this to match my eyes? Oh my god…now I’m really glad I didn’t get this in front of my family!
My family will totally be teasing me about what I had to do to get a gift this nice.
I don’t care though, I’m gonna tell all of my family while we’re here, and tell all of our friends when we get back!
Thank you. You made me feel really special.
Hmm…oh you want your gifts now?
Here you go.
[sFX: Unwrapping noise]
I know I know. It’s just like steam gift cards but…I wanted to be sure that you would at least enjoy your gifts! I did the math and it’s just enough to buy all three of the games you’ve wanted for the longest time.
I’m glad you like it. I sort of panicked, if I’m honest. I wanted to get you something really special, like what you got me, but…I guess I chickened out.
Well, maybe you’ll give me a chance to make it up to you next year.
Anyway I guess I have something else I wanted to share with you this morning.
Christmas sweaters!
[Laughs]
Yes, they are terrible! That’s the point!
Look. I told you that when you decided to spend Christmas with my family, that you would have to go with our traditions. And one of those traditions is awful sweaters.
That being said, you don’t have to change into yours until later, right before we open gifts. But…I’m going to do something a little bit different.
(Nervous)… I’m going to put mine on right now…
[sFX: Clothes Changing]
There. See. It’s not so bad. It’s a little too tight, but maybe you like that.
You look shocked that I changed in front of you.
In that case I bet you were extra surprised that I wasn’t wearing a bra. [Nervous Giggle]
Yeah, it was kind of a free show, but you’re my best friend, so I’m…fine with it.
Actually, you’re a lot more than my best friend, if I’m honest.
You’re the only guy who’s ever made me feel like this.
You tell me I look nice when I dress up and you cheer me on when I’m struggling and you celebrate my achievements with me. You really care about me.
I used to think this was one sided. That I had a crush on a guy who could never feel the same thing for me.
This would be so much easier if I didn’t have to talk about my feelings. I fantasized that after I gave you that free show, and then you just jumped me.
I would like that, you know? But maybe…we’re not those people.
I’m still a scaredy-cat. Even after flashing my tits, I can’t just say what I mean. [Giggles] Here. I’ll make it really clear and then you decide what you want to do.
Do you want to be my boyfriend? Don’t answer yet.
If you don’t, we can just keep talking. Sure I’ll be disappointed but not that much. I mean, my best friend did just get me an amazing gift and I do get to spend lots of time with him.
But, If you do, you can unwrap me right now, and treat me like your very special secret little gift.
You can do whatever you want with me. I’m not…like…experienced or anything but…I’m very willing.
I listen to a lot of porn. It turns me on but I’m way too scared to be really forward like they are in those audios.
If you asked me to do something, though, I’m sure I’d get really brave really fast.
You see…you turn me on so much. The only thing stronger than my physical need for you is (hesitant) the…the love I feel for you. I love you, and I’m desperately afraid of losing you.
So…just sit with me for a second, look into my eyes, and then, when you’re ready, make your decision.
Wait, what are you…
[Kissing]
Mmmmm…that’s a really great way to answer…
[Kissing]
You kiss really well. I didn’t expect that, but now I want more…
[Kissing]
I’m so happy! Now…not to put you on the spot or anything but…do you want to fool around a little bit?
We don’t need to go upstairs. You don’t have to worry about getting in trouble. My parents love their eggnog with lots of alcohol. They won’t wake up for hours.
Besides, If mom and dad caught us down here then they would probably jump with joy. Did you think I was kidding earlier? They really want us to be together. I had to make her promise not to pressure you into asking me to be your…girlfriend.
Wait, she didn’t talk to you, did she? Like, I want this really bad but not if you were pushed…
Okay…okay, good.
You want me to get in your lap? Oh. That’s pretty fucking hot.
Okay, what do you want to do?
I mean, you don’t have to tell me…I guess you could just slide reach under my sweater and…
[Little yelp of surprise followed by moans]
Mmm…no, keep going! Your hands were just a little cold. You can keep warming them on my tits, though. [Laughs-to-Moans]
This is really nice. I never thought getting felt up [moans] could be so romantic… [Giggles]
What? What did you say?
No…I’m fine with it…I’ve just never had a guy ask if I want to be fingered before.
It’s sweet that you asked but from now on you can just assume the answer is ‘yes’.
There…mmm…can you be a little gentle at first? I’m…I’m very wet but…[moans]
Yeah…just…just go inside a little bit…[moans louder]
There.
[Fingering Starts]
Fuck you feel so good.
Do I feel tight to you? It feels like you’re stretching me out so much…
You can go a little deeper if you want…I won’t break…
Angle just a little bit up…there… [moans]
Fuck…oh fuck…oh god…fuck…
This is way different when you do it. Not even my best dildo feels like this!
Shit…I’m sorry I said that! I just…you feel amazing!
If your finger feels this good I can’t wait for your cock.
Can you give me one more finger baby?
Fuck! Yes…yes…I don’t think…
I couldn’t handle another finger right now.
This is so intense. Fuck…fuck…oh god
I’m gonna cummmm…
[Improv to Orgasm]
[Satisfied Sounds]
(Teasing) That was great. Have you done that before? Hmm…I bet that…(Shocked) oh shit! Mom must have heard us!
I know what I said before! It’s not like this is the first time I’ve been wrong about something. Do my clothes look okay? She’s coming downstairs…
(Awkward) Uh…Merry Christmas mom! (Lying Badly) This isn’t…um…what it seems like…
Actually, you know what? It is. It’s exactly what it seems like. My best friend gave me this gorgeous necklace and then I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said yes! Then we had a really romantic moment on the couch.
I…uh. I’m sorry we woke you up like this. He wanted to go back to my room but I told him it would be okay to stay here.
Great. I can’t believe that you just said that but I’m glad you’re happy that we’re “finally getting it on”. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I am going to rescue my new boyfriend from this embarrassing situation and take him up to my room for cuddles.
What are you waiting for? Come on!
[sFX: Stairs]
(Shouting Downstairs) Let us know when breakfast is ready, please and thank you.
[sFX: Door Closing]
Well. Do you regret asking me to be your girlfriend yet? Because shit like this is just how my whole family is.
No, they’re genuinely happy. I guarantee my mom is calling my sister and sharing the good news that I finally have a boyfriend.
But right now, what I want to do is forget all of that, and just lay down here with you in my bed, and enjoy…just being with you. I can’t stop smiling.
So….this is my bed. Where the magic happens, so to speak… [Laughs Nervously]
Okay so now that we’re here, there is a question that I’ve wanted to ask you for a long time…
Do you wanna fuck me?
This is the room that I grew up in. It’s kind of naughty if you think about it. Like you’ve snuck in when my parents were out.
Strip! I can’t wait any longer!
[sFX: Clothes]
God I’m so fucking horny for you…I would be embarrassed but I just don’t care!
Come on…just get on top of me, already!
Slowly, please! I’m sorry I’m just not….Fuck!
That’s it. Don’t stop, baby. Just keep…pushing inside of me…
I thought your fingers got me ready for this but…I was absolutely not prepared for your wonderful fucking cock!
Okay, I’m ready baby. Fuck me.
[Fucking Starts Here]
God…oh my god…I can’t think this feels so…
So right! Promise me you’ll do this to me all the time. Any time you want.
Promise me you’ll cum in me too! I want that so badly that you would not believe it.
In fact, I don’t want to go back down there until you’ve cum in me.
I want to know all day that you care and want me so much that you filled me.
I’m so grateful that you said “yes” when I invited you home.
And I’m even more grateful that you gave me that necklace and told me how you felt.
Not to mention that you’ve already made me cum and I’ve been your girl for like five minutes. [Laughs to Moans]
I want more. I’m greedy like that.
I want to cum on your cock.
No, I want to come on my boyfriend’s cock.
I want to cum on it every day and night and I want to suck it whenever you want me to.
I will do my absolute best to be the perfect girlfriend for you even though we both know I’m kind of a weird nerd.
I know what I just said, but you cumming is more important. You can get me off later.
Right now, I want you to use me for your pleasure. That’s my second gift to you.
Use me, please. Fuck me. Make me yours.
I’m your cute, kinky, horny girlfriend now, so fuck me like it!
Oh my god oh my god oh my godddd…
[Improv to Loud-ish Orgasm]
Holy shit. That was…that was something fucking else. Is this the kind of sex we’ll have? I can’t believe it's this good.
This is already the best Christmas I’ve ever had and it’s not even noon yet. [Giggles]
We’ll have to go downstairs soon and be with my family for the rest of the day. It won’t be too bad or anything, but you’ll have to deal with all the smiles and giggles and whatever.
Don’t worry, I’ll be right there beside you. I don’t really care about the teasing. You’ve made me happier than I’ve ever been.
I can promise you one thing before we go eat breakfast: Whatever else happens today, I’ll do my best to give you the best gift of your entire life later tonight…
[Soft Giggles and Kissing]
Oh, I smell pancakes! Come on, we gotta get down there before my brother eats all of them!
[Fade Out]