OOPS - Spoon had *Ideas* and wrote while high
A collection of my crackiest fics, all written or conceived while high
(Open, Moderated)
Random works
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Which Came First - The Wing-Headed Scoundrel or the Dragon?? by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
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After a while on board the Express with each other, Dan Heng and Sunday's cycles lined up. Every three weeks, they would retreat together to lay eggs in private, but it always sucked... until Caelus offered to help them.
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Can I Offer You A Nice Egg In This Trying Time? by Caffeinated_Spoon
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
15 May 2025
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Dan Heng goes into his heat/rut cycle, and his husband is MORE than willing to help out
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How About Meow, Dan Heng? by Caffeinated_Spoon for EditorSheep
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Jan 2026
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The younger trailblazers decide to let loose and have a
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Helicopter Dick Fan by Caffeinated_Spoon for NonbinaryThemperor
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
02 Jan 2026
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Boothill gets a new *personal attachment*, and Caelus is his typical self about it.
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Weenie Toss (Halloween 2024) by Caffeinated_Spoon for EditorSheep
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Oct 2024
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Caelus is having a GREAT dream about his boyfriend, Boothill, and his two favorite lovers, Yutie and Sampo. Until it gets weird and he wakes up screaming... Of course, Boothill can't resist teasing him a bit with breakfast the next day...