The Mass Effect Hatboy Exchange 2025
Welcome to the Mass Effect Hatboy exchange, where we celebrate the Normandy's pilot, Joker "Jeff" Moreau, and the relationships he has. (Platonic/Romantic exchange). 18+ only.
(Closed, Moderated, Gift Exchange Challenge)
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Anything For You by commandershakarian for Unfairwaterplain
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
17 Aug 2025
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Regret.
In the midst of an intergalactic war against sentient machines whose only purpose was the extermination of life, regret wasn’t in short supply. Jeff “Joker” Moreau wasn’t the type to let a little thing like ‘statistics’ get in the way of him doing his god damned job, which was difficult enough as it was.
But his commander did.
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He dutifully crutches out of the airlock, accompanied by EDI’s mechanical voice intoning, “Mr. Moreau has disembarked.” Traynor’s right, EDI’s acknowledging only his presence. He turns on his heel on the ramp, then comes back through the airlock to “Welcome back, Mr. Moreau.” Her tone is much more mechanical than usual, too.
Play along.
And then he suddenly puts it all together. EDI, you’re a fucking genius.
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One hundred and eighty-one days in drydock on Earth. Joker and EDI figure out how to communicate.
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Helping Hand by Unfairwaterplain for ginbiscuit (gin_tonic)
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy
09 Aug 2025
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James knows what he likes. Smart people, confident people, and people who like him back. It makes playing cards with Joker and Kaidan...interesting.
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Years after the Reaper War, Jeff, navy-pilot-turned-PMC, takes his synthetic wife, Edi, sentient warship and Systems Alliance citizen, on a dinner date. However, regardless of their love for each other, Citadel space is still struggling to accept machines as equals.