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*enters the coffeehouse*
(*music, people chattering, glasses clinking*)
Oh hey, you are already here! Sorry, my friend called just when I got here! They want to make sure I’m okay, always so worried…*sigh* [Pause] Anyway. Nice to finally meet all three of you. [honestly surprised] Wow… One as good looking as the other I didn’t believe you when you said you and your siblings look exactly the same…
*kisses on the cheeks* you’re the eldest then? Nice to meet you.
*kisses on the cheeks* middle one? My pleasure
And let me guess, youngest *kisses on the cheeks* did you line up like that on purpose? *chuckles*
So, I see you already warmed up. You want me to loose, don’t you? What’s at stake?
I do like those grins. [chuckles]
Let me get a drink too, I’ll be right back and then we can talk about the wager.
*more people chattering and music playing*
There we go, nice creamy White Russian Coffee for me.
*cheers, glasses clinking*
So, I assume we are teaming up? Each of you with me once, so we make 3 rounds and whichever team does best, wins. Meaning, I win anyway. *laughs*
[pause]
Hold on, hold on, don’t forget that it’s really three against one here, so I should get a little advantage!
Alright, if you three, all together, do a better job than I do on my three rounds – balls in the hole count – you win. If I do better than you, I win.
The stakes are: If you win, each single one of you is going to take me out on a date of my choice, individually.
What do you want if you win?
[pause]
*laughs* That’s not fair!! A full body massage?? For each of you?? Come on, be a little more sporty. I literally have to pay triple while you each have only one wager on your shoulders!
*giggle*
Okay, that’s something I can accept. If you win, I’ll give a private dance to each of you individually.
Deal? Deal!
*claps hands together, then rubs them together* Let’s do this then! Who’s up first with me? You? Of course, the eldest goes first.
Alright! That means you two can break.
*billiard table being set up, first shot breaking it*
Uuhh, very nice, stripes on the first shot! Guess we have colours then!
[pause]
What did you say? … You and I will win this round like pros? And what are you dreaming about in your sleep? No, wait, don’t answer that!! But you are very confident… I’m not that good at this game really, you probably won’t win with me. Your confidence is really sexy though~ *giggles*
*another shot, clacking balls followed by* Awwwww! Too bad, that looked so well! Our turn!
Yeah okay, I’ll start.
*shot, clacking of balls*
See, I told you I’m not good at it! [pause] what’s that supposed to mean “good at other...things”? Like what?
[pause]
*sharp breathing in* *whisper* Oh you naughty! Taking advantage on being teamed up with me hm? I bet you’d like to find out if I have talents with another set of balls…
*laugh* It’s none of your business what we are whispering about, you are on a different team!!
Now go on, it’s your turn. Don’t let us distract you.
*takes a sip*
Hmmm, I just love the taste of White Russian Coffee… I also like the feeling on my tongue, sweet and creamy. I can still taste it while I already swallowed it down…
[pause]
*chuckles* Seriously, that’s all it takes to make you blush? Awww that’s kinda cute. I think it’s your turn. Oh my, the looks your siblings are giving us…
[pause]
Aw, you two younger ones seem a little jealous there. Don’t look at me like that, you will get your turns too! (*they approached her, standing rather close*)
Phew… did it just get hot in here or is it because you got closer to me.... sandwiched between middle and youngest~ *dazed whisper* You all smell really nice, too, holy fu- *clears throat* *nervous laugh* one of you is up next!
[pause]
Yes that’s what she said- *realizes* oooooh… My my, what have I done… Naughty runs in your family like good looks, doesn’t it?
[pause]
*shot, clacking of balls*
Better luck next time! My turn yes?
[pause]
Okay, let me have a look first, I want to at least make the shot look good, even if it doesn’t get us any closer to winning.
*mumbles* Maybe from this angle. If I hit it over the edge… or if I manage to hit that ball at that exact point…
Eh, whatever, it’s no use anyway!
*clacking of balls, ball in the hole*
*excited and happy* Woohooo! Eldest, did you see that?? I didn’t expect that to work! *singsanging* I get another sho-ot, I get another sho-ot!
*giggles* not like it will work again, but I can hope…
*clacking of balls* See, just as I said, didn’t work. Ah well… So who’s next?
[pause]
Hey!! Where did my White Russian Coffee go?? Why is the glass empty?
[pause]
Those are very suspicious grins on your faces!! Alright, at least I know it was one of you but which one…? Only one way to find out, I guess.
(*cue stick being laid down on the table or leaned against the wall*)
*soft, sensual kiss* hmmmm~ soft lips
Next…
*another soft kiss* hm- so warm
and last...
*third sensual kiss* *chuckle* cheeky
*happy, excited* Why am I not surprised!!! All three of you stole my coffee from me *fake scolding/upset/pouting* while I was taking this game of billiards very seriously!!
*chuckles*
I think it’s funny how my drink covers yours so well, I couldn’t guess what any of you had before-
*surprised, kissing*
Hmmm, yes of course I can try to figure it out. Kiss me again, eldest. You two, I can see those grins on your face very well! Patience, I’ll guess your drinks too…
*kissing*
Good kisser, phew… What am I supposed to- oh yes. Euhm… Did you have coffee with salted caramel syrup? Yeah? Yay, 1 out of 1!
*quick kiss*
Middle one, are you ready to be analysed?
*immediate kissing* Oh wow, I take that as a yes, and I assume kissing as a skill must be running in the family too… But you distracted me a little… Let me taste you again.
*kissing*
*sigh* That one is a little harder, definitely alcoholic right? [pause] Okay…
*kissing*
Did you have Baileys in your coffee? Nice… Might get one of those myself, now that my cup is suddenly so empty.
Yes youngest, I see you are being impatient too, come here.
*kissing* *dreamy* Assumption confirmed~ but yours is really hard to guess, like I don’t get any hint…
*kissing*
You rascal. You had soda, didn’t you?
*laughs*
Okay okay, this was fun. Do we continue the bet though? Because if so, I will get another drink, don’t want to be sitting on the dry here~
Euhm, why are you three approaching me like that? Ah, butt against the table, what are you…?
*gasps* I… I don’t think they like it when people sit on the billiard table…
Oh~ *breathes out* Middle, how daring of you to spread my legs like that…
Eldest, what do you mean you dislike my clothes? Oh good lord, your hand on my thigh
*whimper* youngest too… your hand on my other thigh... oh dear…
*moans* middle… collarbone is a weak spot, ooooooh~
Hm fuck, are you serious? *panting* you remember we’re in the coffeehouse right?
[pause]
You all don’t care, okay. Alright then fine by me. Hmmmmm so many hands on my body… so many mouths kissing me and tongues tickling and licking me… Wow…
*panting, moaning, whining, laughing*
*whisper, little out of breath* no, no, this is not what I expected. Maybe what I hoped for but-
[pause]
*laughs* Why so surprised? You didn’t think I would chose one of you if I don’t have to, did you? Siblings are supposed to share with each other, aren’t they? *laughs* That’s what I thought, not the first time you pull the triplet card on a horny soul…
*panting, moaning, whining, laughing*
Ooooh… I could as well be naked by now, you pushed everything aside anyway… People are watching…
[pause]
maybe it turns me on a little… what about you? [pause] collectively agreed, I should have known…
*moans and whines*
you three make me feel so good, I have goosebumps everywhere and I feel like you are all over me, almost literally, I love it…
*unfocused* we… we should maybe leave though… *breathing heavily* the barista just went to get the manager, I think…
hnnnngh fuck yes, I know I am aroused! And you can’t tell me you’re not!!
*with a grin* The manager does not look amused, my friends… Come on, let’s go take this game somewhere more private and really get into it there…
*rearranging clothes, rubbing them straight*
Little shaky on my legs here, shit… Hmkay, thank you youngest and middle for the support. Where is eldest going?
[pause]
Right, we have to pay for the billiard game… I hope he gives them a big tip for the… inconvenience.
*laughs* Not as big as the one I am about to get, I like that! *flirty* I’m really looking forward to playing with the three of you~
Eldest, there you are. Youngest, I assume you are the designated driver? Good. Off to adult playground we go!
*giggles*