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Surviving and a failure to thrive aren't mutually exclusive. Things rack up. Injuries don't always get the chance to heal. Appetites wither in the face of repeated and prolonged stress. He's keeping up, but he isn't. He's making it through, but not well. Supplies continue to dwindle, and he's feeling the toll.
Dirk Strider's life has never been easy. But if humanity's hallmarks advertise anything, it's tenacity above all adversity, and, above all else: Adaptability.
Now, who could blame him for taking that to heart?
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stridercest kinktober 1 year and 8 months too late by sadponyguerrilla_boy
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Jul 2026
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what it says on the tin, used duck print press' prompt list for 2024.
reminder to future andy to fucking update this man the last update was 8/7 man step up your game -
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Things are seemingly normal in the lives of John and his friends.
Things are seemingly normally in the lives of Jane and her friends.
But when strange apparitions and glitches in reality βegin popping up.
But when peculiar αpparitions and glitches in reality begin showing up.
Theγ’ll have to deal with the consequences as their realities begin to merge.
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My sfw Halquius Art and comics
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- Part 1 of My art
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A post-canon alternate timeline of the epilogues that focus on Sollux, Kanaya, and Jade (though all characters will get their TLC). The story will be split up into the chapters that focus on Kanaya and significant people in her life (the lime chapters), Jade and the significant people in her life (the clementine chapters) and Sollux and the important blah blah blah (the lemon chapters). One of my missions with this story is to make some of the epilogue developments feel more natural (i.e. everything to do with Jane, she will still end this story as a villain but my goal is to make it feel more like a natural progression of her character). I do not claim to be a better writer than anybody who worked on the epilogues, this work and the homestuck epilogues have very different goals, The Trickster Citrus has been made with good faith and nothing else.
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Dirk builds himself a younger brother to prove that Dave's full of shit and siblinghood isn't that hard.
Shit goes downhill soon after.reader insert is a robot of younger dave made by dirk
completely forgot about this account until like 3 days ago anyways hi this is going to be a horrible miserable fic sorry for anyone looking for fluff
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== > Be Jake
Your head is swimming and pulsing with adrenaline, you’re pretty sure you ended up getting shot during the fight, but your body hasn’t registered it yet, so you’ll keep going as long as you can. You’ll need to get back to headquarters soon. But first, you need to make sure this villain is on his way to jail. You have been working non-stop to catch Ult, and it seems like you finally have. It’s been hell trying to catch someone whose speed outmatches your trigger finger and the way he warps reality, sending your bullets back at you.
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==> Be Dave
Slowing it down, until the bass is almost unnoticable, forcing down your feelings of fear, keeping your heart beat unheard so you can focus on the next incoming strike. Slowly moving the records back to a normal pace, the base line of a beating heart. A skip in a beat. Brown eyes boring into your soul, messy black hair pushing underneith a beanie. Red, pulsing ribbons of blood grabbing a hold of a threat. A savior. The beat picks up, scared and frantic, jumbled and messy, uncertain and unknowing. Then, nothing. Your hands are hovering over the records, frozen in place.-- -- --
Hero!Stuck DirkJake and DaveKat AU
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“But you aren’t me,” Hal’d say, and it would get him off. “I’m you.”
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in which lil hal has a robo meltdown over drunk discord esex
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For the Rairpairstuck Prompt Week day 5 Interspecies/Childre
I've set this after my fic Onward, featuring a blossoming of Sollux and Hal's relationship into something deeper, and their circumstances continuing to evolve- they decided they wanted a child- In a way only they could do.
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- Part 4 of Harlequin AU
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After a grueling seven-hour upload process, Dirk Strider successfully transfers his AI counterpart, Lil Hal (the Auto-Responder), into a custom-built cybernetic chassis molded in his own likeness. The transition into physical reality instantly overwhelms Hal with sensory data, causing a violent calibration spasm that knocks both of them to the workshop floor
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Dave strider and Terezi are making really terrible sandwiches when Terezi does a mind-ey thing. Whatever I write next will be just as much of a surprise for me as it will be for you.
This is a test of FlaringK's homestuck5plus.
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Hal is human now, and he and Jake have made such great strides in bonding while Jake and Dirk have rekindled their romance, even if Hal's relationship with Dirk seems worse than ever, he really feels safe when Jake is around, which he never expected! He has no problem rough housing with Jake, who he feels safe and comfortable with!
Jake is a filthy, lustful man.
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Caliborn finally gets the courage to go all the way with his pretty mate, and Hal is more than happy to help get him off despite his nerves.
Caliborn and Hal are in an established relationship and live far from everyone else.
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1:26 in the morning. Middle of the city. The only lights being the neon signs from the bars and clubs nearby, combined with the occasional streetlight.
He could see his breath. It was raining. That didn't happen all too often.
The water made his clothes cling to his skin.
He helped create this world. It was almost funny how much that he wanted to leave it.
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OR: Dirk can't stand living anymore. But Hal can't bare the thought of losing him.
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A lone author and diehard Dirk fan plumbs the depths of Meat Dirk’s ultimate soul and its several unfortunate entanglements in an effort to make Homestuck: Beyond Canon’s self-professed villain a more explicitly sympathetic character. Will Dirk willingly submit to a much-needed and well-deserved character resuscitation, or will this new author’s invasive mental methods and underhanded narrative influence only antagonize him? Along the way, will Rose and Terezi become entrenched in the character-study-cum-therapy-session-cum-psychological-warfare, or can Dirk and the author keep their emotionally and ontologically complicated interactions to themselves?
(Please note that only chapters 3, 4, and 5 feature explicit sex scenes; despite the large number of relationship and sex-related tags, this isn't a smutfic, it's just a fic with some smut in it).
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The downing of the Aurora was one tragedy among many in the long history of Planet 4546B, but it is, perhaps, one you can survive.
Once a young boy stood on a sterile, white sand shore, dreaming of the stars.
After the fetters of broken dreams rain down with the thousands of red-hot meteors that scatter across an endless ocean with no hint of land in sight--maybe this tragedy will set you free.
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Chap 1, 3-5 Halquius
2 solo Equius
6 Horloz
7 equitavSeries
- Part 2 of My art
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If You Wanted Me to Get Into the Coffin, You Shouldn't Have Bought It At A Discount by CoffinBreaker
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2026
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Splitting on anyone is a pretty harsh experience. Splitting on your on-and-off-again Favorite Person who happens to be your big brother who consistently neglects you might be a bit harsher. Needless to say, you've had enough. You're getting the fuck out of dodge.
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on the windows of the skull by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking) for problemsloth
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Jun 2026
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CALIBORN: The stupid shades. Are not going to be disgusting. Here in my mind.
HAL: Is that where we are?
HAL: Explains the emptiness.
GAMZEE: (honking laugher)Alternatively, 4 dudes, 1 skull. A play in 3 parts (and some change.)
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Seventeen year old Rose Lalonde lives in the tiny town of Rainbow Falls, practically hidden away in the Adirondack mountains. She deals with the death of her older sister and her mother’s alcoholism the reasonable way, by running off for days at a time to a place no one could possibly find her.
Near the end of her junior year in high school she is assigned a new lab partner in biology. Dave Strider is new in town and Rose begins to think he is more than what he lets on.