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    I’d locked eyes with Mensah, looking like that. My energy weapons had deployed, without my awareness or direction. My targeting systems had identified her and Bharadwaj, quite insistently, as direct and immediate threats.

    Maybe this is just a temporary, dangerous, system glitch, and a hard restart will fix me. I’ll just restart, comb through my code, do some debugging, find the corrupted files or whatever, and then I won’t indiscriminately murder my most trusted humans.

    I should know by now to always assume the worst.

    In which SecUnit is having some survival threat…response errors. And some…’targeting its humans’ malfunctions. And some…blackouts when restarting. I’m sure it’s fine.

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    "Scenario A: We keep waiting here like dumbasses for rescue. 

    Likeliest outcome, 99.29% probability: I die, and then you die, and the data is wasted.

    Scenario B: You try to drag my mangled body up to the surface.

    Likeliest outcome, 99.87%: Your systems fail less than one quarter of the way up, and we die horribly at the same time from impact when you experience catastrophic failure.

    Scenario .C: You leave me here and try to make it to the surface by yourself.

    Likeliest outcome, 98.12%: Your systems fail before the halfway point, and you die on impact when you fall. I die slowly down here, alone.

    [Scenario D: You salvage what you can from my body.

    Likeliest outcome, 64.89%: You successfully reach the surface and deliver the data to ART and its humans. Mission casualty ratio is reduced from 100% to 50%, and the colonists are safely retrieved.]"

    Yes, 1.0 bolded its preferred scenario, because it thinks I am being dumb.
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    Murderbots don't eat. Three discovers a cannibalism taboo anyway.

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    I blurted, "Bots can get married on Preservation."

    Suddenly, I had 84% of ART's attention. It had been sitting at 62% so the sudden weight of it almost made me physically react. Almost.

    "Then it is a shame my options for marital partners on Preservation are null."

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    Position, duties to the University, right to refuse assignments, right to privacy of logs, etc. Everything matched what had been discussed. In the 'Identifier/Callsign' field, I didn't see my serial number. It read: 'Aphelion.'

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    MB is officially hired by the University.

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    “SecUnit?” Ratthi’s voice was soft, almost careful, like he didn’t want to startle me. “Are you alright?”

    I didn’t look up, but I checked the drone input I had on him, and his face was doing the thing that meant he was worried.

    “I’m fine.”

    “Are you sure?” His face did not relax and now he was biting his lips. Arada and Overse had also looked up and were wearing complicated expressions.

    I paused the music I’d been listening to while I sorted through my media archives and sat up a little straighter. “Why do you ask?”

    “You just seem … restless.”

    --

    Ratthi notices something different in SecUnit's behaviour.

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    The problem is that stupid humans take an average of 7-9 hours to go through a healthy restart cycle and during that time they are hyper-vulnerable to attack. It’s a security risk.

    Murderbot is having issues managing its paranoia and perception of reality after the events on the Adamantine colony planet. Its favourite human and favourite transport bot help it feel better and it complains the whole time.

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    The problem is that stupid humans take an average of 7-9 hours to go through a healthy restart cycle and during that time they are hyper-vulnerable to attack. It’s a security risk.

    Murderbot is having issues managing its paranoia and perception of reality after the events on the Adamantine colony planet. Its favourite human and favourite transport bot help it feel better and it complains the whole time.

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    Murderbot learns what promotions are and why it's important to some humans (and SecUnits) to get that kind of recognition.

    And along the way it realizes that it has friends who will help it with weird stuff like dealing with Human Resources.

    Set post-System Collapse with memories from pre-All Systems Red

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    "You're a space wizard, Murderbot. You'll hate it. It'll be great." - The Force, probably

    If Murderbot ever proves the Force is sentient, it will plot to murder the shit out of the Force.

    So maybe I should’ve noticed I had bullshit magic powers sooner, but in my defense I didn’t think magic was real. Most sane people would insist magic isn’t real.

    Wait, whoops, the ghosts would claim it’s not magic. It’s “the Force” (in case you’re wondering, yes, you can hear the capitalization), and I’m a “Force-sensitive” which means I’m able to manipulate the mysterious, supernatural (but definitely not magical) force that a bunch of old dead monks decided to name the Force. (Not that I’m making fun of their naming sense. It’s apt even if it must’ve gotten confusing sometimes.)

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    "You’re not going to, you know…?"
    I don't know. Not unless you clarify what you mean.

    Some goings on and consequences, which may get a little absurd at times - happens in the academic circles all the time (especially when your Rosetta Stone is a person).
    A little angst as well.

    Part 2 of “Missing Parts”! Do not touch if you haven’t read part 1 - it will make little sense.

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    Murderbot (and for some reason Ratthi*) have joined the crew of the Perihelion on a mission to investigate a station on a planet that was abandoned after an attempted mining operation failed. A salvage company that had sent a mission to the planet a few years ago had also mysteriously abandoned the planet. As Murderbot explores the abandoned station, it and the crew discover that someone is still living there.

    *He's here because I like him

    After Here is rescued by the crew of the Perihelion, the rogue secunit sets off on a journey to find one of its former clients.

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    You have to be patient with them.

    "Fuck off, ART," I said, stomping particularly hard just so its load sensors would feel how annoyed it made me.

    They are learning. You are being exceedingly difficult.

    SecUnit gets pissed off at a group of teenagers and decides to wreck ART’s drones about it.

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    Murderbot is asked to assist an unexpected visitor to Preservation Alliance. But Murderbot knows that helping, in this instance, would lead to more problems.
    ***
    (It's kind of like a problem solving procedural similar to most Murderbot stories, but this one has less fighting and more social stuff)

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    Murderbot doesn’t know what’s happening. One second, Three is asking it a question, the next, it’s attacking.

    (EDIT: yes i changed the title! seems more fitting to me...)

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    "I had another memory glitch, didn't I."

    ...Yes.

    ART was reluctant. It got even more reluctant when I asked it to show me the false memory. Given the subject matter of the scene that initiated your shutdown, I am concerned that showing you would only cause it to re-occur. Eventually I persuaded it to tell me instead of showing me. Apparently it had been a corrupted version of the same clip, but instead of the show characters I had [REDACTED]

    Yeah. Yeah, I know. Just give me a fucking minute.

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    Murderbot and Three have enjoyed a break and a nice visit to Preservation, and Perihelion has arrived to pick them up.

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    Following a wormhole collapse, Murderbot and ART meet the current crew of the Hail Mary. They work together to go home, and make sure there are humans to go back to.

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    One of Mensah's children wants to read aloud to SecUnit from a chapter book. What's the worst that could happen? (It gets so spooked by a stupid old piece of children's media hitting too close to home that it has to run off and have an emotional collapse about it, that's the worst that could happen.)

    Podfic of Emotional Context by Clare_Hope

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    A podfic of Fondness by BoldlyNo.

    "Many years down the road, Tapan arranges a reunion."

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