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The Heartstrings Raid by TheSailingRabbit
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965), The Rat Patrol
06 Jul 2026
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When a rogue Underground cell kidnaps his girlfriend in the waning days of the war, Corporal Langenscheidt deserts his post at Stalag 13 in order to find her. He's fortunate to be found by Sergeant Troy and the Rat Patrol, but now both Troy and Colonel Hogan's crew have to come together to deal with a threat that could burn Hammelburg to the ground before the Allies can liberate the town.
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- Part 14 of Hogan's Heroes - Chronological Library
- Part 8 of The Rat Patrol - Chronological Library
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Hogan finds himself burdened with uncertainty, stuck between admitting he has feelings for Klink and just manipulating him.
Klink, however, is absolutely smitten, but can still see the red strings of Hogan’s puppetry coiling around him.
Newkirk finds it difficult to get along with the crew's new guest.
Meanwhile, LeBeau finds himself taking notice of the changing relationship between the two colonels. Funny, Kinch notices it too.
There is one, however, who noticed it long before all of this, and the current tension is wearing on him.Series
- Part 2 of Devil Became Angel
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Klink enters his paintings into a local art show, but faces some of the toughest critics the world has ever known. They're no ordinary critics, either, for they... coo? And have feathers? For SSSWC 2026.
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- Part 6 of The Stalag 13 Pigeon Saga
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Roll call was uneventful, to be fair, the whole day seemed like it was gonna be an uneventful one. The usual bantering from the usual people, the usual threats from Klink, the usual complaints, it seemed to be just a usual day.
And that, in and of itself, was unusual. Something was gonna happen, he could feel it.
This work can be read independently like my others, but it's less recommended for this work.
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- Part 6 of How odd, to be anything at all
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Gertrude and Wilhelm are married. She arrives at Stalag 13 to make sure he's not working too hard and to look after him. Her daughter isn't happy that she is remarried.
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The story "Surely It's Just The Flu" but with a slight AU in the terms of a female OC prisoner. 'Rains' has been shot while on a mission. Hogan digs the bullet out but complications arise, not just with the wound but also the gestapo. Can they keep Rains safe while she recovers? A little Newkirk/OC.
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Essentially a sequel to "Shot!" but not entirely based off of the season 6 episode. Suggest reading "Shot!" before this to get a fuller picture of events leading up to this. LeBeau has been shot and his wound is infected. Hogan and his men have to take care of him. They need penicillin and they need time but those things may be hard to come by. The gestapo suspect someone connected to Stalag 13 was shot in the woods. Can they keep LeBeau safe while he recovers?
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How did it all begin? Hogan's operation in Stalag 13 may be running smoothly now, but it was not always this way. While Hogan, Kinchloe, and LeBeau struggle to hold the operation together by themselves, an American named Carter and an RAF corporal named Newkirk are captured, unaware that their lives are about to change.
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Some of the men overhear Hogan and Klink having sex and they assume Klink is taking advantage of Hogan, and that Hogan is putting up with it for the sake of the missions. They hatch a plan to shoot Klink without saying anything to Hogan, as they don’t want to hurt Hogan’s pride by making him talk about it. Hogan catches on at the last minute and realises he has to tell them the truth or Klink is going to end up dead for something he didn’t do.
Now complete with absurdly fluffy epilogue!
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Wilhelm and Wilhelmina: A Musical Romance in Stalag XIII by Chinita52
Fandoms: Hogan's Heroes (TV 1965), The Great Escape (1963)
16 May 2026
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Stalag XIII is a strange place where secrets abound and nothing is quite as it seems- the prisoners are more than just prisoners, the Kommandant is far from the incompetent fool he's gotten everyone to believe he is, and the new arrival, Captain Wilhelm Schmidt, isn't Wilhelm at all, but rather Wilhelmina, a young, spirited German-born American pilot who disguised herself as a man to help liberate her homeland from the Nazis and quickly earned the nickname "the Baby-Faced Ace." Her favorite pastime in the camp is butting heads with Klink, unaware that they have far more in common than they realize: a deep hatred of the Nazi regime, a desire to return to the freedom of the skies, but most of all a profound love of music. Will these two emotionally unavailable idiots be able to overcome their differences and traumatic pasts to find love? More importantly, will they be able to work together to avoid Wilhelmina falling into the clutches of Burkhalter or Hochstetter?
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“Might I ask why you wanted me to grant Schultz leave for this evening?” Klink asked. He'd already granted it, and Schultz had already gone and was gonna be back within the hour, he was just curious.
“It's a rotten war, Klink! The only thing keeping us going is the entertainment we make for ourselves. Old Schultzy got himself a date!” Hogan said, wearing his usual mischievous grin. He drained his glass.
“A date? Who would go on a date with that dummkopf?” Klink huffed, “Even he has better luck with the Frauleins than I do,”
Hogan huffed a little bit at that, amused. Fraulein, ha!Series
- Part 4 of How odd, to be anything at all
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After a tunnel rescue goes wrong, Hogan and his men have to help Veidt regain a sense of purpose for their mission.
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- Part 9 of Hogan's Heroes - Chronological Library
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In which a reporter is writing a story, Klink is offended, and the cooler is very crowded.
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- Part 8 of Hogan's Heroes
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Even tough guys think about their mothers.
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Challenge 73: The "Cardigan of DOOM!" Corporal Langenscheidt attempts to make his girlfriend's birthday special, but doing so involves acquiring something that makes him rely on some rather unconventional help.
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Schultz walked out of barracks two with a piece of apple strudel. It was warm, sweet, and had a lovely crispy pastry, maybe his last one for a while if the Russians… It was time to get the rest of the signatures. He only had a few left to get.
He watched as Hogan strode out of the Kommandantur, toward his little gang by the basketball hoop. Soon after, Klink left the building and walked over to Schultz.
“Where is your coat?” Klink said, exasperated, looking him up and down, "What is that letter in your hand?”
Schultz quickly hid the letter behind him, tucking it into his belt.
“The, the, the, Russians… Berlin is in ruins and Hamburg is in shambles, and the Russians are going to liberate the camp any minute!” Schultz said nervously.Series
- Part 3 of How odd, to be anything at all
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“Thanks for organizing tonight, the meal was delicious,” Klink said, he looked like he was debating asking a question. Seemingly making up his mind, he tentatively asked, “what did you think of the violin solo?”
“It was a bit hard on the ears,” he admitted, “But I love the way you love it,”
Hogan smiled, and pressed a gentle kiss to Klink's lips. Much too soon, Hogan pulled away. Klink smiled as he watched him walk out the door to his barracks.This takes place durring "dinner time!" but can be read independently.
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- Part 2 of How odd, to be anything at all
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"You're a better cook than my wife,” Schultz said as he scraped the edge of the pot with his fingers.
“Merci!” LeBeau said cheerfully, as he began to slice carrots for his next dish.
“You're also better looking,” Schultz said. LeBeau wasn't sure if it was a joke, but he didn't have time to ponder it as he was too busy preparing the general's next meal.
“Merci,” he simply replied, deciding to think on it later.Series
- Part 1 of How odd, to be anything at all
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American P.O.W.'s pounding Nazi pussy.
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When Sargeant Schultz has a heart attack Colonel Hogan gets to see the softer, gentler side of Klink.