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Your sister probably is dead and there is an alien in your house.
Okay. Hold on. Back up just a little. Okay.
Your name is Jude Harley. In no particular order, you are: a strategist, pigeoneer, half-orphan, snake owner, and little brother! Or well. Maybe not so much that last part. Again… alien in house, maybe dead big sister.(A hypothetical dip into Hauntswitch 'act one' in lieu of Hiveswap act three news.)
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Hey Juuuuuuuuudeeeee
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This is fucking excruciating. The character of all time?
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Hal finds himself stranded aboard a certain meteor, impact-bound for Houston, Texas circa 1995. And everything spirals out from there.
Because sometimes, when a system seems to be just short of defunct, all that is required is to take a step back and reevaluate the materials at hand and redistribute your available resources.
And so, with birth comes a countdown on a cycle that begins as it ends: In the red.
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"The human world is full of weak-minded people, who think they're as clever as can be and are convinced that it's terribly important to persuade even the children that Fantastica doesn't exist.”
Homestuck is the postmodernism Final Boss.
This is an essay about Homestuck's philosophy, its theses on reality and growing up, what it means to live a good life, why the ending feels "off", why anything ever happens. This essay explores Homestuck's Deep Lore, the bottom of the iceberg, its most foundational core values.
Chapter 1: Why the ending is bad (it's on purpose!).
Chapter 2 & 3: Classpects and denizens explained, with religiously cited sources and textual evidence. I cracked the code.
Chapter 4: How the dancestors created Lord English.-
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Aspect Theory Essay, or, A Threat Made On Twitter: Fulfilled by Opacifica
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 May 2020
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How does the aspect system work as a tool for descriptive narrative analysis? I'm so glad you asked.
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- Part 1 of Classpect Meta
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LOVE!!!!! this!!!!!! super fascinating theories :B
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Your narrative gaze lands upon a planet. This is not a new planet, this isn't even the latest planet, or the one before that. You know this planet, even with its little minute differences.
Further focusing of the lens and you spot a specific house. You may not have seen it from this angle before, or in this period of time, but something about it seems familiar to you, is that incorrect?
No, no, though you are more familiar with what goes on inside the house, there is undeniably something about this one that strikes a chord.
A young woman stands in her bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 11TH OF NOVEMBER, 2024, is the day of this young woman's 13th birthday! What will the name of this young woman be?
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- Part 2 of Anna Full Release
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DIRK: I’m gonna need you to walk me through the steps. Think of it as wooing me, here.
DIRK: What’s in it for you?
DIRK: Why do you want this?
JAKE: Well when you shove me hard on the spot like that a fella starts feeling a little bit silly.
JAKE: How shall i put this...
JAKE: Have you ever seen the movie Avatar, dearest?
JAKE: It stars these huge and really elegant androgynous alien catpersons of various blue hues frolicking about in the jungle and experiencing primal intimacy through the act of downright spiritual brainfucking.[ Jake wants to have an "honest conversation" with Dirk about some of his wants and buried anxieties.
Apparently, the upper echelons of English's hierarchy of needs are pretty curious about the whole... narrativic ordeal. ]-
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In which Dirk uses his narrative control powers to have diabetic-ly sweet freaky hot mind-bending sex so good it needs CSS and two different endings
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Godstuck AU. The post-scratch trolls all attained god tier and won Sgrub soundly, entering their new universe as a pantheon of gods and choosing Earth as a base of operations.
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Instead of traveling forward in time five thousand years, our heroes settle down and attempt to build a civilization, slowly coming into their own as gods. In their small but growing domain, many stories weave together into a single, immense timeline.
Also a ton of bullshit occurs. But this is not particularly new.
(Stories are all set at different points in the timeline, organized chronologically - the years will be listed as Post-Landing, as in "x number of years after they put Earth C in the new universe." Reading in order is not strictly necessary, but may be helpful at times.)
We now have a Discord server!!! Come hang w us!!!
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when i turn jet 8lack / 4nd you show off your l1ght by jadedharleys (gnostiCosmologist)
Fandom Homestuck
21 Aug 2024
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vriska and terezi, across every world.
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In Which All The Trolls (Yes Even The Ancestors) And All The Humans (Yes Even Dadbert) And Even A Lone Cherub Are Alive And Merged Into A Brand New Species And Living Together In A Brand New Universe Of Which They Are The Gods.
This is my feelgood fluffverse. There will probably be angst to season it, because pure sugar is bad for you and turns your stomach eventually, and because with some characters unconditional happiness doesn't make sense, alas, and because I can't fix it if it's not broken enough first!
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CG: WHAT I'M *ASKING* FOR IS A HINT ON THIS PROGRAMMING PROBLEM I TOLD YOU ABOUT LAST WEEK, YOU RECALCITRANT BEESLURPER.
CG: I'VE BEEN LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND TRYING TO COME UP WITH A SOLUTION THAT SEEMS LIKELY TO TERMINATE BEFORE THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
TA: 2ee, that2 probably your problem riight there.
CG: WHAT. WHAT IS MY PROBLEM.
CG: WAIT A SECOND, IS THIS ACTUALLY A HINT?! IF SO, IT'S TERRIBLE.
TA: never miind. ju2t a 2hiitty joke. -
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Suffering from the afflictions brought on by his ascension and lured to Jake's house via suggestive promises, Dirk attempts to let go of the agony that finds itself newly possessing his mind and body.
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An alternative to the Trickster interlude, involving Life powers going nuts.
Well, it's Life powers at first...
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Incredible, unsettling but somehow hopeful character study.
Life reached for the opportunity. Whatever the clown was, he shrugged and ignored reality real hard in a way he'd grown all too used to and smiled and let what she was flow into him, because Jane ... she was raging.
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A gamebreaking glitch tore the game session to shreds, right before they reached the end. Dirk Strider was already dead at the time. Temporarily. Which left him to revive in the aftermath. As the Prince of Heart, he doesn't have much experience putting souls back together, only breaking them, but at this point he seems to be the only one who even knows shit is broken.
He's the last person who'd trust himself with this. Not when he's out of time, out of place, and over his head being responsible for a little brother, a life, and a body his conveniently dead asshole of a splinterself already, thoroughly fucked up.
AKA: A game crash creates an unholy mashup of who the hell knows how many sburb sessions, and Dirk-as-Bro attempts to figure out wtf happened and how to fix shit for the brother who fears him, and the friends who don’t remember him. Because that’s what he does. But no Dirk has ever excelled when truly alone. Good thing he isn’t, he just needs to learn how to accept the help.
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- Part 2 of Memory Not Found: Shatterstuck
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Ch 45 midway
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Calm and collected, that's Dave Strider. The docking station around him is chaotic and loud but he is like ice, cool and clear.
None of that is true of course, but nobody is looking closely enough to notice the way his hands shake and his eyes dart around underneath the opaque plastic of his vintage sunglasses.Dave Strider sneaks on board an Alternian ship in an attempt to flee his shitty situation on Earth. This is the first of many questionable decisions.
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- Part 1 of sea of stars
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(There are no trolls, beta or alpha kids, or any of the existing cast in this au)
This au takes place in a version of sburb where a rare fraction of players can manifest two aspects at once. Two players, Maria (Muse of Life) and Christopher (Lord of Time & Space) played sburb and won, living in their own universe they made separate from earth where they lived in peace. But Christopher was driven mad with power by having the ability to control time and space while Maria was keeping her power in check. Christopher went rogue and plans to destroy both the universe they made and earth, starting from scratch and playing god making reality in his image. Disgusted by this, Maria left and sent sburb to a new group of people: Cassidy (Witch of Time), Kate (Knight of Doom), Beren (Knight of Doom and Time) and Ash (Hier of Blood and Rage) as Maria acts as a guide to help try and speedrun the new heroes to God Tier and help them control their powers and put a stop to Christopher before he destroys all of reality. -
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He'd died twice, and even after four thousand years he was still dealing with this red-eyed human's bullshit.
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- Part 1 of 4am work fics
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AAAAAAA GODSTUCK