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And Home Followed With Us by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
20 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace wakes up in space... and he's not alone.
All three members of the Hail Mary wake up en route to the Tau Ceti system. One of them doesn't know who he is. All the answers they need are here for them to find, deep in interstellar space. They just don't know it yet.
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An archival project for Ask Drunk Chara being done in conjunction with the one for Ask Frisk and Company to ensure media preservation.
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O apartamento novo ecoa o vazio de poucos móveis e o cheiro fresco de tinta, mas, para Lorena Ferette e Eduarda Fragoso, cada metro quadrado é um convite para o futuro que começam a construir juntas.
Entre caixas de papelão empilhadas e a liberdade de um espaço em branco, Eduarda decide transformar a tarde de pintura em uma celebração, ou melhor, em um campo de batalha. -
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Hyunjin squeezed Felix's thighs, hard, and felt the sharp intake of breath. "What are you doing?"
"Nothing."
"That wasn't nothing."
"I was just getting comfortable." Felix's voice was breathy, his hips giving another roll against Hyunjin’s crotch. "Is there a problem?"
"You're a problem."
"Am I?"
Hyunjin spun Felix around in his lap so they were face to face, and swallowed the gasp Felix made with a kiss.OR: hyunjin and felix spend a year flirting on discord, falling asleep on late-night calls, and driving their friends insane before felix finally takes the train to meet him in person.
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Hermione Granger is a Ravenclaw who values efficiency, logic and pristine indexing systems. Harry Potter is a Slytherin who values absolute chaos, territorial boundary-pushing and spending his free time making Hermione’s eye twitch.
To Hermione, their constant daily clashes are a clear case of psychological warfare and academic sabotage.
To Harry, it’s simply his favorite hobby.
While Hermione constructs elaborate arithmantic theories to explain why her pulse spikes whenever he is near, the rest of Hogwarts can only watch in absolute exhaustion as the most brilliant witch of her age completely misses the most obvious mating ritual in school history.-
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Batsy and Tones stuck in a book! by flimsyrice
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), DCU, Superman - All Media Types
21 Feb 2026
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After the snap instead of dying Tony is given a second chance by fate and is sucked into another alternative universe where he has to ensure Steve does not go evil...
Only problem? Bruce Wayne is also suddenly involved and they are siblings too.
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Two billionaire geniuses are tossed into a deadly storybook world with one rule: don’t let Clark and Steve go evil.
Will they manage?
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No Hard Feelings by ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, LucyHyde, malfoyesque, saintmlfy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2025
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Hermione’s ex is getting married. Everyone thinks she’s not over him. There’s only one way to make it clear that she is: take a date to his wedding.
The problem? The only person available is the last person she wants to fake it with.—----------------------------------------------------
She stared at him. “Why would you do that?”
Malfoy shrugged. “I’m single. I’m available in December—”
“—That’s an interesting way of saying ‘my family’s all in Azkaban and everyone else hates me’—”
“—Or maybe,” he interjected again. “I just really want a front row seat to this blowing up in your face.”- Language:
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only have feelings for you by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2024
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“ - turn it on? Oh! It’s working! Hello everyone! Is everyone well?
Sorry, I haven’t posted recently, causing you all to worry. The reason I was gone, was because baobei laogong (darling hubby) took me on vacation. Since we’ve been married for 7 years, he wanted us to go on another honeymoon together.
Oh, right, on our trip, baobei laogong bought me a new camera, I’m still unused to the settings, if the video quality is affected, please understand!
Today, we’re making a regular bento, simple, cheap and nutritious, isn’t that the best! Baobei laogong loves these bentos, he says it reminds him of the days of our youth, he still remembers the lunches I packed and gave to him fondly!”
“Thinking about it, Senior Yue can be said to have achieved a sizable degree of online fame, do you think classmate Shen’s seen his videos?”
“Hmph, that green tea bitch was always so jealous of Senior Yue, making his life difficult at every end. Seeing him now, I bet that Shen Jiu’s just seething with rage!”
In which the class of Cang Qiong High reunites after 11 years, and home vlogger Yue Qi brings along his husband.
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- Part 16 of my qijiu fics
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Bachelor life isn't so bad - at least, that's the lie that Harry Potter keeps telling himself. He's in his mid-twenties, survived a war, and has a comfortable job even though he's wealthy enough to retire. He doesn't have much to complain about - except for the fact that his best friends are constantly at each other's throats as they fail to make their relationship work. When things do fracture, a bizarre coincidence ends up bringing Harry and Hermione closer together - and it's not magic that's responsible. Instead, they find themselves both invited to the same wedding. Both cousins to the bride and groom respectively. May the hijinks ensue.
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How to Make Your Girlfriend Fall in Love With You (Again) by laduna
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
21 Jul 2026
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Sakura wakes up with no memory of her past—and no memory of loving Sasuke.
To make matters worse, she decides she doesn't like him.
According to Sakura, he's too quiet, too intimidating, and gives off "bad energy." Naruto instantly becomes her favorite person, another ANBU catches her eye, and Sasuke finds himself losing his mind.
Now the most feared shinobi in Konoha has a new mission:
Make his own girlfriend fall in love with him... again.
Unfortunately for Sasuke, saving the world was much easier.
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A Cat's Guide to Scratches, Scandals and Marriage by FeedingDucks
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
23 Jun 2026
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"What do you mean a cat got you married?"
Ten years ago, Colin Bridgerton discovered Penelope Featherington's secret identity and lost a fiancée (or two) to her pen. He has not spoken to her since... until her wedding morning, when he marches into her drawing room to relitigate a decade of grievances, cravat regrettably still tied.
Enters Beanie — full name Lady Imogene Bean Blackmoor Featherington-Whiskerstone — who takes one look at the furious Bridgerton and decides he must be removed. Several scratches, one ruined cravat, one compromised petticoat, and an extremely badly timed Archbishop later, Colin must marry the woman he has grown to despise.
And the cat, by mutual agreement (not really), the dowry.
And while the couple has absolutely no plans of falling in love, Lady Imogene Bean Blackmoor Featherington-Whiskerstone remains paw-sitively convinced it's only a matter of time. She has, after all, impeccable instincts for scratches, scandals, and happurrly-ever-after.
- a cottage romance fic literally no one asked for
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"So," Heather starts, and this is it. This is the moment they've been hurtling towards for weeks. Every unsaid question, every pointed glance from across the plane, every knot of confused emotions - everything comes down to this.
"We need to talk about Al," Noah finishes.
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OR; Noah deserves a little bit more backstory and some cartoon villainy. As a treat.
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Sex Education is important; and so are the grades to this project. What's a better solution to your dissertation than to make new experiences? New experiences where you determine the many instances of sexual behaviours.
In simple terms, you go beyond to prove the point of your college thesis in Sex Ed.
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(*Remake of 'Agent Blue'*)
Following the events of the Starfall Islands, Sonic has found himself alone and aimless ever since his friends departed on their own journeys of self-discovery. Determined to fill the void they left behind, Sonic seeks out a new thrill. He joins G.U.N. - and to Shadow's dismay - is made the newest member of Team Dark.
With the trio now a quartet, Sonic must learn to work with a new team of violent misfits. But beneath all the explosions and high-stakes operations, Shadow is hiding something.
Something that he doesn't want Sonic to find out.
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Their Son, Voldemort by EvergreenTuesdays, Frau_Blucher, iftreescouldspeak, LiloLilyAnn
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Jun 2025
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The battle was over, but the war raged on; Harry Potter had been the seventh, but not the final Horcrux, as everyone thought. The Order had been hunting rogue shards of soul for half a decade and were now ready to finally take down the Dark Lord once and for all.
Draco should’ve seen it coming when his wife bent over and picked up the ugly, grey corpse-baby that Voldemort’s form had once again been reduced to—his wife had always had a penchant for horrible creatures.—OR—
The dark comedy crack fic that nobody asked for, about Draco, Hermione, and their son, Voldemort.
✨A collaboration by EvergreenTuesdays, Frau Blucher, iftreescouldspeak, & LiloLilyAnn✨
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Faced with Narcissa's deadline to settle down, Draco's path of defiance collides with Hermione's campaign to gain the favour of pureblood society as she runs for Minister for Magic. While convincing everyone but themselves of their torrid love affair, Draco and Hermione face both internal and external struggles that threaten to unravel both their carefully constructed facade and their preconceived notions about love.
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Ghost William X Human Est as.... roommates? What could POSSIBLY go wrong
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The public of twenty years ago saw an unyielding, two-meter-tall god in a cape. The small town of the Appalachians sees John — a grumpy, near-sighted shift manager at a 7/11 who complains about expired coupons and takes care of his mutt, Bitsy.
Hughie Campbell thought his new job would be just another boring retail hell. He didn't expect his boss to be the most dangerous, vanished superhero on the planet. Sent by Butcher and the Boys to spy on the legendary Homelander, Hughie quickly realizes that the Vought propaganda lied about everything — including his height. John is older, cynical, works twelve-hour shifts, and handles Karens like a pro. But beneath the faded store vest, a predator is still watching. And he hears everything.
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Shane thought that by the time he was thirty, he’d be married and on the waitlist to adopt a baby. He spent his twenties in one serious longterm relationship after another, after all.
Instead he is now twenty-nine, single for over a year and looking for a nice, stable boyfriend: preferably college educated and in the same place in life as he is.
The only problem is that the bartender at the restaurant Shane takes his dates to is the hottest man Shane has ever seen in his life.
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It’s a disaster. There’s nothing for Eddie to do now but rip the Bandaid off.
“I’vebeenlookingatyourGooglehistory,” he says, all at once.
Buck blinks. “You’ve been what?”
“I’ve been—” Eddie breaks off with a huff, and then forces his eyes back up to Buck’s. “I went to the Google home page,” he starts again. “To search the thing about the coupling nut. But then when I clicked on the search bar, the recent history was not mine, because—”
A look of comprehension has begun to dawn on Buck’s face, suddenly.
“Because I was logged in on the iPad,” he says slowly.
- in other words: the slow-moving catastrophe of buck and eddie sharing a search history.
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