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More than two-thirds of people with Hanahaki Disease have at least one close relative with the illness or that has shown symptoms at some point. Most Hanahaki havers will experience one or two acute episodes in their lives, opting for the surgical removal of the sprouted flowers alongside the psychological therapy and life-style changes that are the normal treatment for the condition. About 83% of the afflicted will not present another episode again. Most report leading healthy, meaningful lives with strong, healthy relationships to their peers, lovers, and family members.
Roxy Lalonde does not think this will be the case for her.
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> “I wouldn’t mind Bro. Seriously. Um. I miss you a lot when you leave, you know. It’s kinda fucked up of you to leave me alone for days on end to go fuck some girl and party. So, um, if that’s what you want, and that’s what it takes to get you to stay, then I wouldn’t complain.”
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Eleven years ago, Dirk got his high school girlfriend pregnant. Now, in an apartment in Houston, it's just him and Dave against the world. Dirk loves this kid, and he knows he's not the parent of the year—but he didn't think he was capable of screwing up this badly.
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- Part 2 of Slice of Sadstuck, Vol. II
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A lone author and diehard Dirk fan plumbs the depths of Meat Dirk’s ultimate soul and its several unfortunate entanglements in an effort to make Homestuck: Beyond Canon’s self-professed villain a more explicitly sympathetic character. Will Dirk willingly submit to a much-needed and well-deserved character resuscitation, or will this new author’s invasive mental methods and underhanded narrative influence only antagonize him? Along the way, will Rose and Terezi become entrenched in the character-study-cum-therapy-session-cum-psychological-warfare, or can Dirk and the author keep their emotionally and ontologically complicated interactions to themselves?
(Please note that only chapters 3, 4, and 5 feature explicit sex scenes; despite the large number of relationship and sex-related tags, this isn't a smutfic, it's just a fic with some smut in it).
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Everyone’s mouths are different. Dirk must have the most annoying mouth on Earth. Thank god for his supportive partners.
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[Fanmix] С любовью, Рокси by Kukuruzaur, WTF Homestuck 2026 (raznye_fb_komandy)
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Feb 2026
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Любовь к Дирку навсегда останется в сердце Рокси, даже если её чувствам не суждено быть взаимными.
Несмотря на грустную тему, плейлист вышел живым и нежным, как сама Рокси.Series
- Part 2 of WTF Homestuck 2026 челлендж
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4 stanza poem about roxy going through it
roxy is nonbinary here but it isn't mentioned at all
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The first thing he felt was the pressure of something pistoning in his hole. Then, heavy pants, reeking of alcohol, and a pressure on him, like someone was lying on his belly.
Blearily, Dirk opened his eyes.
"... Roxy?"
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Roxy finds Dirk asleep and breeds him. Then breeds him again.
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Roxy texts Dirk drunk. It goes about how one would expect.
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The Great Meteor Strike was a catastrophic event, which seemingly came out of nowhere. One could only describe it as ,,divine judgement”, resetting the world to an almost prehistoric time. Some humans did survive, however, and they began to notice a strange disease affecting their livestock...
A hundred years into the future, a lone girl stands in her bedroom.
==> Damara: Examine room.(A fic combining HS^2, Hiveswap, Beforus, etc, cuz I wanted to explore some family dynamics :33)
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- Chapters:
- 3/?
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There's a troll aphrodisiac with very little recorded about it floating around online. Naturally, Dirk does some research of his own.
With Roxy's help, of course.
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- Part 6 of Oh No, He's Hot!
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NOTE: If you listened to this one before the 26th of November 2025, listen to it again. You will immediately understand why.
Roxy and Jake have a wrestling showdown. Predictably, this really does things for Dirk.
Of course, the actual wrestling match is only half the fun.
Podfic of (it's goin' down) i'm yellin' timber by steelydeelydan.
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Dirk and Roxy try swapping positions for the first time. Roxy's still in charge. Dirk likes it a lot more than he thought he would.
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- Part 5 of Oh No, He's Hot!
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Dirk goes to John's 21st birthday party on Earth C, and gets a little more than he bargained for.
Or: someone brought edibles to the function and didn't tell Dirk and now he's begging for The Strap™.
Podfic of JOYRIDE by steelydeelydan.
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[Podfic] forget about your boyfriend (and meet me at the hotel room) by SamGabrielVO
Fandoms: Homestuck
14 Nov 2025
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Dirk and Roxy try some bondage. It's just smut.
Podfic of forget about your boyfriend (and meet me at the hotel room) by steelydeelydan.
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- 32
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 4
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People change. Especially now that it's been about five years on Earth C, and Roxy has long since come out as a transgender man. Which Dirk finds... inordinately interesting and extremely sexually confusing.
And now Roxy's asking him to spar.
Dirk can play it cool for one evening, right?
Podfic of Simply Irresistible by steelydeelydan.
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- Language:
- English
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- 32
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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Roxy and Jake have a wrestling showdown. Predictably, this really does things for Dirk.
Of course, the actual wrestling match is only half the fun.
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- Part 4 of Oh No, He's Hot!
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“Roxy, please,” he breathes, and she inhales sharply.
“Say that again,” she says, something desperate in her voice. “Say my name, Dirk.”
You should stop this. You should really, really stop this.
“Roxy,” he says again, totally broken, and she looks to you for permission, and something is happening inside of you, something that you want desperately to ignore.
“Do it, Roxy,” you say, and your voice has gone strange and rough around the edges. It doesn’t sound like you at all.
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Dirk gets sex pollened.
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You are alone, as you always have been.
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roxy copes with heartbreak, and she does it all by herself.