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    The sea keeps its prince close, but the stars have a way of calling those who dream. And Percy has always been drawn to the light.

    "Tell me about the surface again," he begs a whale, her skin weathered and scarred from countless journeys.

    She hums, a deep vibration that Percy feels in his bones. The sky changes colors, little prince. Sometimes it's as blue as your father's realm, other times it burns with reds and golds that would make Midas weep.

    Percy closes his eyes, trying to imagine it. He's seen glimpses of the sky from beneath the waves, but never in its full glory. One day, he promises himself. One day he'll see it all.

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    “You want to take care of me?” he proffered around a sip of his whiskey. Malfoy patted his thigh and then nodded toward her. “Come on then, sweetheart. Come have a seat so you can take care of Daddy.”

    Hermione’s teeth clenched together tightly. She was going to throttle Harry for his asinine ‘by whatever means necessary’ principle.

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    Or: A game of Cat and Mouse where both parties think they are the cat and only one of them is correct.

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    He was betrayed by the world he saved and people who were meant to be his family. Disgraced now, Harry Potter is sentenced to the Veil. Instead of finding peace in death, he travels back in time to his fourth year, the night of Lord Voldemort's resurrection. One thing is for sure, he will not be doing it all over again.

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      Not a Kind Rewind
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      He was betrayed by the world he saved and people who were meant to be his family. Disgraced now, Harry Potter is sentenced to the Veil. Instead of finding peace in death, he travels back in time to his fourth year, the night of Lord Voldemort's resurrection. One thing is for sure, he will not be doing it all over again.

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    When given the chance to do so, Percy Jackson makes the decision to do it all over again.

    Do it better, save more lives, and most of all?

    Veer hard left, regardless of who gets in his way, no matter if they are gods, demigods, monsters or mortals.

    Why?

    Because fuck the Fates, that’s why. Percy and his loved ones deserve better, and the gods need to pay their fucking child support!

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    Harry Potter is supposed to be Voldemort's personal meditation tool for Dark Lords Suffering From Being Surrounded By Idiots, but when sudden changes in his sullen mental state come to Voldemort's attention, his plans are shoved aside and he is left reeling from sudden revelations about his nemesis.

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    Harry would like to remember who he is, where he is, and who he is with. As he recalls more and more of his past, he realizes that he might just be safer than he's ever been and that it's kind of weird that he has yet to remember anything about the man who claims to be his enemy (and is doing a horrible job at it).

    COMPLETE!

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    During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?

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    OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.

    A story about love and power.

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    From twitter prompt via @mang0sliced: "shencest is just that meme where shen yuan is being cornered by his bully and he sends one last text to his minecraft girlfriend and shen jiu's phone vibrates"
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    “You’re Xiu Ya!” Shen Yuan says again, because he’s dumb. He’s so stupid. Did he get catfished? No, beyond that, did he just tell Shen Jiu that he loved him?!

    “Stop!” Shen Jiu commands, his voice breaking on the word. Then he flushes even further and Shen Yuan sees a flash of teary eyes before Shen Jiu is running away. Literally sprinting down the hallway, full-tilt, no regard to the newly-waxed floors or Shen Yuan’s poor stamina.

    “Wait!” he yells, and gives chase.

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    “Welcome to Pepehands Pizza!” A voice, sounds from his right, and he turns to find a man already looking at him with a smile on his face. Momentarily, Techno feels stunned. Maybe it’s simply because the man is exactly his type, but he thinks, utterly besotted already, that if his type was something completely different, it would likely change drastically after meeting this man.

    Is Techno allowed to award points to restaurants simply because of the attractive waitstaff?

    “Uh- sir? You okay?” Techno mentally cursed at himself, clearing his throat and coughing slightly to make sure he didn't spill out any of the words he was saying in his own mind.

    “Eh- yeah. Sorry, just blown away by the… decorations in here.” As he spoke, Techno’s eyes trailed away from the pretty freckles dancing over a slightly-crooked nose, looking at the walls to find barely anything covering pale, off-white paintーhe’s made a fool of himself far too many times in the span of one minute, he’s going to have to include a warning in his write-up that the waitstaff will make you lose any sense of control you thought you had.

    Or:Dream is a waiter at a two star restaurant, and Techno is a health inspector that keeps coming back

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    Naruto can't stop thinking about Konohamaru's boy-on-boy jutsu, and how wrongly he had portrayed Sasuke's body. Konohamaru had failed to capture the luster of his his dark hair, the hidden depths of his eyes...

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    The night after the Shibuya Incident, Megumi tries to put the shattered pieces of himself back together. Sukuna helps.

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    Technoblade didn’t know a lot about servers.

    He knew the basicsーthat each server has its own “world,” all of which are connected through portals located in the main hub, Hypixel, and that each person’s code had to be wired into each world code, to keep out unwanted people. But even then, he’s still confusedーlike how is he supposed to know what code actually is, or how portals even worked? He’s sure he could ask an admin, like Phil or Dream, but to be honest he doesn’t really care.

    As long as he can freely go between different servers and have different houses, he doesn’t care about the logistics.

    That all being said, he’s pretty sure that when you go through a portal, everything about the server you came from was supposed to leave your person. 

    So why is he standing in the Dream SMP with bunny ears resting atop his head?

    Or: a glitch causes techno to have bunny ears and dream uses that to his advantage

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    Sydney, Chicago, New York, and the boy with ocean eyes.

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    Hermione Granger fled the Wizarding World five years ago. Now, with the Ministry rallying around another bigoted agenda, she is summoned back with a desperate plea to once again help save the Wizarding World from impending doom.

    Set on dismantling the government from the inside, she finds her first political ally in her childhood bully turned Witch Weekly’s most eligible bachelor, Draco Malfoy—reformed, rich, and a renowned rake.

     

    Draco Malfoy has spent the last five years curating distractions, anything to escape the suffocation of his nightmares or the marriage meetings his mother insists on. What better distraction is there than helping Hermione Granger run for Minister for Magic?

    But he’s forgotten how deep she crawls underneath his skin, how her magic ignites the air, how much he wants to wring her swotty, delicate neck—and how she smells exactly like his Amortentia.

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    Draco Malfoy loses his mind over Hermione Granger, who, to his chagrin, couldn't care less.

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    It all started one day when the System chimed into Shen Qingqiu's perfect life without it disturbing him.

    [New System Update: Chat Feature pack has been added in! Would User like to engage in the SVSSS server?]

    Shen Qingqiu had no idea what an SVSSS was and what it meant but he was curious about the server and he mentally asked, 'Is Shang Qinghua getting the same thing?'

    [Affirmative! Will User download the new Chat pack?]

    Shen Qingqiu pressed the 'yes' button as an answer.

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    The Imperial Harem is a place filled with the most beautiful flowers that Emperor Slytherin has gathered from across the wizarding world. Only the best, to continue expanding his legacy.

    A dangerous garden full of vipers.

    The relative tranquility of his garden is disrupted when three members and two children die without explanation and with no visible magical damage to his expert eyes. Only pain, hallucinations, and nerve and muscle damage were recorded.

    Then, another member dies, and two more are in danger. No one knows what’s happening, and Thomas is forced to admit that this is probably less magical and more mundane.

    Poison. His trusted potion-makers know nothing of the world of Muggle poisons.

    Enter Harry Potter. Fed up with people, more at ease surrounded by poisons, mushrooms, and flowers, with liters of caffeine coursing through his veins and intense green eyes focused on a single purpose: to discover who and what is killing the members of the Harem.

    All of this while he’s working on his Ph.D., dodging assassination attempts and the clutches of the imperial flowers. On top of that, there’s the Emperor, who has set his sights on him with a single goal: to make Harry his own.

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    There is a thin line between monsters and men, and an even thinner line between monsters and gods. That line that separates the two is love. But when that love is gone, do men revert to monsters? Do gods?

    When Apollo's arrow pierces Percy Jackson's heart, he does not die, instead, his body disappears. With his whereabouts unknown, the world falls into disarray as Apollo's heartbreak and Poseidon's rage threatens to tear the world apart. When Percy Jackson is returned to them years into the future, the world lets out a sigh of relief.

    But will Poseidon's protectiveness and Apollo's growing darkness and possessiveness, usher in a new threat?

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    Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.

    She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.

    As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.

    Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.

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    Draco buys Hermione birthday gifts, and she gets mad at him. Shenanigans ensue.

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    Before stepping onto the Hogwarts Express for the first time, Hermione made two promises to her mother: she would pretend to be a Muggleborn, and she would never, under any circumstances, kiss a boy from the wizarding world.

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