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friendly neighborhood spider-mechanic by mickeysshitshow for Chuole
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Sep 2025
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When Peter Parker ends up in Gotham City, a world straight out of a comic book, only to find out that he’s the one who’s a comic book character, he decides to lay low. Don’t be a hero.
And it works. Until one day he somehow catches Red Hood’s attention and Jason Todd-Wayne crashes his way into his mundane life, leaving cracks in Peter’s fragile mask of normality.
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- Part 1 of spider-mechanic verse
- Part 15 of mik’s crossover fics
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Ambitious investigative reporter Hermione Granger doesn’t fancy Auror Draco Malfoy.
She doesn’t want to snog him senseless (although she does do it that one time she’s piss-drunk).
She is mostly sure she doesn’t want to kill him. (Hot coffee doesn’t count, okay?)
She certainly doesn’t want to end up on his lap at Harry and Ginny’s engagement party, after being drugged by Theo Nott’s newly invented potion.
What she doesn’t want most of all, though, are things she’ll never say to him.
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- Part 1 of ...And Consequences
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Three years after the war ended, Hermione Granger is found wandering the streets of Knockturn, wandless, alone, and freshly obliviated. Fortunately, a recognizable face stumbles upon her and whisks her away to his Manor. He only wants to help, of course. But, if Draco wants to help her, why is she wearing shackles?
And why won’t he let her leave?
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Team 7 can't have a normal time travel adventure by TigerLily6666
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
11 Oct 2025
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Team 7 ends up reincarnated in the Warring States era. Naruto is the youngest brother of Mito. Sasuke is Izuna's twin, and Kakashi is a samurai, much like his clan history stated.
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Mesmeric Revelations by DisillusionedDanny
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
25 Feb 2023
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picked you up and everything changed by madeof_ink
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU
09 Mar 2026
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“Stop! Fuck you!” Jason yelled, grabbing onto Batman’s cape and tugging hard. He had to do something. He couldn’t let his Dad be taken away. The only family he had left. He’d gotten Willis back. Jason couldn’t lose him again. “Let him go!”
“I'm not going to hurt him, son," Batman lied, like he didn't beat up criminals at night since he was a total weirdo. “I'm going to help him, like he's done for me.”
A person wakes up in the corpse of Willis Todd. The result? Jason gets two dads, Dick gets a brother, and Bruce gets a boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of (si)lly fics
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Five years after the Second Wizarding War, the wizarding world is still recovering both physically and emotionally. The Ministry of Magic, desperate to rebuild the magical population, creates the Department of Repopulation and enacts a repopulation law where eligible witches and wizards will be matched based on magical compatibility, ensuring strong magical offspring.
Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are identified by the Ministry as the “perfect match”.
Hermione, haunted by her past and an abusive ex, is nervous about being bound to the man who broke her heart when she was sixteen. For Draco, this is his chance to earn her trust and maybe win the affection he has long suppressed.- Language:
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Never in his royal tutelage was he told what to do when slimy, slithering men insinuate that he seeks company that isn’t his husband. Why did no one think to prepare him for this?
“Your silence betrays your guilt, Pendragon,” Rodreck grins, and then raises his hands in placation. “Don’t worry, we certainly won’t tell. It’s only natural to have a few sweet things tucked away. A squire here, a stableboy there, a handful of whores when the mood calls for it.”
And finally, Arthur has had enough.
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In which Arthur has to sit through yet another feast when he would rather be with Merlin, only this one is made much worse when his guests begin asking questions about his consort, and then about his loyalty to said consort. What follows after the feast is a collapse onto the bed as Arthur spends the rest of his night in Merlin’s arms.
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Nine years ago, Hermione Granger created a plan to become Minister of Magic by the time she turned 60. As part of that plan she knew she needed a husband and two children to convince the public to support her.
She is now approaching her thirty-fourth birthday and is still single, though not for lack of trying. She's questioning her dating methodology as friends grow distant, her parents age, her fertile years are peaking, and the professional goals she created at twenty-five are starting to become harder to cling to. She knows she needs something to change, but that's easier said than done when Draco Malfoy won't leave her the fuck alone.
As for Draco, there's nothing quite as alluring as an angry Hermione Granger, and that's why he's been teasing her for the last ten years. It's only when he comes up with his best idea yet - and gets himself assigned as her security detail for an event that absolutely does not require it - that he starts to peel back the layers and sees her for who she really is. She's more than just a beautiful witch with a fierce temper. She's flawed, lonely, and starting to burn out.
Draco knows he can help. He just needs to her to say yes first.
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“Good,” she said. “Because it’s my birthday, and that’s what I want to do. I want to use you just a little bit.”
“Use all of me,” he gritted. “Every fucking bit. You know I’m yours.”
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“You wanna be bitched, huh?”
Unable to keep the blush from rising on his face, Megumi pouts and glances away from Sukuna’s gaze. “…Yeah.”
Sukuna doesn’t look disturbed or disgusted. He looks… thoughtful.
“You found an alpha yet?” he asks.
It’s hard for Megumi to resist rolling his eyes. “Obviously not. I don’t exactly have a line of alphas outside my door eager to bitch me. Besides… I don’t just… trust anyone with something like that.”
Sukuna hums again, fingers drumming against the armrest. His gaze is unreadable and assessing. “Yeah, I figured as much.”
Megumi crosses his arms, shifting uncomfortably under Sukuna’s scrutiny. “What’s with the interrogation? What does it matter to you?”
Sukuna doesn’t answer right away. Instead, he leans back, tilting his head as if debating something. Then, he smirks, completely disarming Megumi as he flashes him those sharp canines. Perfect for claiming. “I could do it.”
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After Dudley is kissed by a dementor the summer before his fifth year, Harry flees to diagon, certain his uncle will kill him if he's found. While there, he learns he has a magical guardian, Albus Dumbledore, who should have removed him when he asked for help escaping the Dursleys.
Between the knowledge that Dumbledore will send him back no matter how much he begs and the fact that a war is on the horizon that he knows he will be forced into, he needs a new guardian that won't force him back to the Dursleys or to fight. The only ways to achieve that would be to petition the Wizengamot where Dumbledore has control, or to sign a marriage contract already accepted by his family before Dumbledore became his guardian. The problem is, his fate is in the hands of none other than Draco Malfoy.
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Haruno Sakura would like the record to show that she never purposefully intended to go back in time, create Konoha herself, and become the Hokage.
Nor did she ever, in a million years, think she would marry Uchiha Madara… but here she was.
In the Warring States Period.
Outside the temple, she built for Kurama.
In a shiromuku next to Madara who looks stupidly handsome in his montsuki with the Uchiha fan on his back surrounded by her Haruno circle of unity.
Hashirama is bawling in a pregnant Mito’s arms, Izuna is teary-eyed, Tobirama looks done with life as he hands him a handkerchief, and down below, the villagers throw petals in the air in celebration.
Kurama, the backstabbing fox, sits atop his shrine altar, in a shrunken form, and looks smug as hell.
How did my life come to this?
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Sakura gets sent careening into the Warring States Era due to a Uzushio ruin seal and decides to make it everyone else's problem.
Somehow, along the way, Uchiha Freaking Madara decides he likes the way she shatters the earth with her fist and demands she marry him.
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Another Child Assassin!? by 3rr0rs
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
01 Feb 2025
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Deception is all he knows. Killing is all he knows. Emotions were one's downfall. So what happens when Peter is thrown into a world and meets people that try to change that? Will he let them?
- I suck at summaries (sorry)!
-Name is subjected to change, I am taking suggestions in the comments!!Series
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During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?
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OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.
A story about love and power.
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the cure by clairelutra
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jun 2026
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When Shen Qingqiu collapses at the eve of the Immortal Alliance Conference, the other peak lords know that they need to cure Without a Cure soon, or dismiss him as a peak lord.
Luckily, Shang Qinghua has found the cure!
Apparently, Shen Qingqiu already knew.
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Putting the "i" in "I Love You" by LesbianAlien
Fandoms: DCU, Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
10 Sep 2024
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Day 9 of 30 Days of Jaydick, prompts by Midosune. Prompt: 'I love you'
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Jason Grayson-Todd may be the fearsome crime boss Red Hood, but even he knows that when he fucks up he would do anything to make it up to his wifey, a Mr. Dick Grayson-Todd.And this time he really fucked up.
3 ways Jason fixed his little mistakes, and the 1 way he fixed the big one.
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When Dumbledore dies at the end of their fifth year after trying in a cursed ring, Draco Malfoy joins the Order of the Phoenix and claims his Lordship of House Black to secure Grimmauld Place as headquarters. Against all odds, he falls in love with, and marries Hermione Granger.
Unfortunately, their love was never meant to last. The Order of the Phoenix falls, leaving Lady Hermione Malfoy-Black and her sons Teddy Lupin-Black and Scorpius Malfoy the final survivors of the Second Wizarding War. With everyone dead, Hermione is tasked with traveling back in time to save everyone who needlessly lost their lives, with two babies in tow.
As Head of House Black, she shares an immediate connection with Sirius Black, and he just cannot resist. What follows is a harrowing adventure to change the culture of Wizarding society and kill Voldemort once and for all.
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- Part 1 of Lightning Crashes
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Batten Down The Hatches by AshGopal
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Iliad - Homer, The Kane Chronicles - Rick Riordan, EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
03 Apr 2026
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Cordelia Jackson had been warned. Ever since she had been thrust into this infernal world behind the Mist, she had heard all the stories. The stories of lawless lands and tyrannical kings, of epic wars and legendary heroes, of ruthless monsters and merciless gods.
The stories of how things used to be.
And now, she finds herself in the thick of it, with nobody to rely on but herself.
May the gods' blessing be with you, for you shall certainly need it.
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After an unfortunate collision, Harry finds himself the target of the Minister for Magic - a silver fox alpha with an alarming commitment to courtship.
Harry says no.
The problem is that everyone else around him seems to support the idea - his family, his friends, even…his own body.
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- Part 7 of ferocious_mermaid’s crackfic collection
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When Hermione Granger Friendzones Draco Malfoy by Schmetterling_99
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2026
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For five years, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger have been the last singles standing. They share a bed, he buys her wardrobe, and she sits between his legs every movie night, dismissing their tactile codependency as "platonic survival instinct." Draco calls it torture. He waits, pines, and spoils her while she obliviously friend-zones him.
But when a game of Truth or Dare forces a kiss, the walls crumble. From secret touches under a wool blanket to a possessive claiming in his penthouse, the friendzone doesn't just break—it incinerates. Sometimes, you skip the engagement and go straight to the baby shower.
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Friends to Lovers between Draco and Hermione.
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- Part 1 of Comfort zone: No Drama, HEA Guarantee