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Because the cashier looks like she's about one thinly veiled criticism of her lipstick choice from shoving a pen through someone's eye, and the crone in front of you at the checkout is eyeing her lips with the piteous consternation of someone who was born in 1962 and struggles to grasp change as a concept, you take out your phone and fiddle with Pesterchum to avoid being counted as a witness.
Vriska works in retail, and Terezi makes a midnight Walmart run for a collection of objects that would qualify as probable cause in a murder investigation. Consequently, they go on a date.
By TactfulGnostalgic
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vrisrezi awesum
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i'm a counterfeit, a hypocrite (a piece of shit) by oncewewerezombies
Fandoms: Homestuck
11 Aug 2019
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It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness. That is life.
- Troll Snoop Clawbeast
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- Part 2 of Miracrail Month
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Forever Striding On by FFSCCFrag_Returns
Fandoms: Homestuck, 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
15 May 2026
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Your name is DIETRICH 'DIRK' 'BRO' STRIDER.
(Elusive and beautiful 2X MID-NAME NICKNAME COMBO)You like PUPPETS, SWORDFIGHTING, COOL NINJA SHIT, and FREESTYLE RAP.
You were recently FATALLY IMPALED while fighting a FOUR-TIMES PROTOTYPED ARCHAGENT. Your current state of alive-ness is raising a RATHER ALARMING NUMBER OF QUESTIONS ACTUALLY.
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C6
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the galagafangirl130 games (crossover) by galagafangirl130
Fandoms: Weezer (Band), Hunger Games Series - All Media Types, Prescription (Band), The Galagafangirl130 Multiverse, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Good Will Hunting (1997), Undertale (Video Game), School of Rock (2003), Nirvana (US Band), Pokemon - Indigo League, The Beatles (Band), Homestuck, Radiohead (Band), Green Day
21 Feb 2026
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Jack Black, the President, accidentally puts the Capital in debt after maxing out his credit card and spending half of the military budget. He decides to play a game of the Hunger Games to restore that debt, and John Lennon, Undyne, Frisk, Rivers Cuomo, Galagafangirl130 and JESUS CHIRST HIMSELF and many more fight to the death for the ultimate prize... twenty bucks and a Subway gift card.
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“Do’ya have anything that’s like, super fuckin’ hard to kill? Like impossible. Mission: Impossible- Don’t Kill A Plant. That kinda thing?” he says, gesturing reservedly with his hands as he speaks, a light southern drawl slurring his words together. You continue to stare, unsure how to respond to something so incredibly stupid.
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Oh this is so soft
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Dave Lalonde is an internationally renown movie director arguably more famous than God, and indisputably richer. He certainly isn't expecting the bizarrely dressed stranger he runs into in the bathroom of an Academy Awards afterparty to indelibly interpose himself into his life in the worst possible ways. However much he might want to, Dirk Strider inevitably proves to be a man that Dave will never be able to forget.
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wish i didn't read this one
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Wonderful fic. Changed everything
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Dave has had a hard time dealing with the changes after they beat the game. Karkat assured him that no one is leaving him.
(Main pairing is Davekat, rosemary is not in the nsfw part sorry)
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"She makes me feel so happy and full that I think I'm going to puke sometimes."
Dave wrinkles his nose. "Love is gross like that, isn't it?"
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- Part 2 of NepreziWeek 2K16
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the goobers
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In Which Dave Is strange and Sollux is generally confused by orphan_account
Fandoms: Homestuck
25 Aug 2015
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Tipsy nerds are tipsy and definitely tipsy in the wrong place.
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Dave gets a troll virus on his computer and needs help. There's not much more to it than that. ... or is there?
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sam, please don't read this one
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They call it a crush 'cause the pressure kills by melancholicSolitude
Fandoms: Homestuck
07 Jun 2026
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Aradia's sincere devotion scares and arouses Vriska while she sleeping at thier place.
They are gay as hell for eachother but Vriska has to let herself get attention instead of trying to earn it through absurd acts or violence or whatever.
Minor hate sex but then it gets some real loving
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two strangers meet online and engage in a series of tense, provocative conversations that blur the lines between intellect, power, and obsession
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Todas las dirkxcaliborn kinis están loquitas y son muy buenas escribiendo
(y caliborn kinis en general)
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The Five Times Dave Kept A ’Brave Face’ And The One Time He Broke by Stozier_Rights
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Oct 2020
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Dave didn't exactly have an ideal child hood, sometimes, even the strongest of knights need to be comforted.
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The day my life changed for the better. by heinouswhiteboy
Fandoms: Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Eddsworld - All Media Types, Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series), Stranger Things (TV 2016), Spree (2020), Dandy's World (Roblox), Law of Talos, The Goldfinch (2019), IT - Stephen King, PHIGHTING! (Roblox), Homestuck, Murder Drones (Web Series), Tally Hall (Band), The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Forsaken (Roblox), EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), OMORI (Video Game), FNAF
07 Jun 2026
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Yeah uh holy shit.
a fanfic about... temprist the hit youtuber. I really didn't think to care about dates don't get technical with it but he meets Brendon and Ryan FOR THE FUN EVER!!!! AN d shit happens and there's a war ..... idk read it -
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“John can’t tell what Roxy is thinking. She’s so warm and open and inviting, but when John looks into her eyes... it’s almost like staring into a voi—”
Who is the person behind those eyes? And does she even know herself?
This story explores Roxy's character, provides more context for her actions, and shows the wonders and horrors of the Candy Timeline from her perspective.
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read this right the fuck now
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It's simply not fair that one single stroke of fate can empty two worlds of meaning, of love, of life. And it's even more unfair that that empty world offers no reason at all for him to stay.
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Karkat asks The Guy to punch him in the tummy and The Guy says okay.
ERECTION x2 COMBO!
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When a meteorite carrying an egg suddenly crashes down onto the lawn of Half-Harley manor, a young Joey Claire and Jude Harley find their lives turned upside down as they find themselves burdened with the task of having to raise an alien being.
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Why didnt i bookmark this earlier?
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When The Working Day Is Done by roachpatrol for TheSlimecatVariety
Fandoms: Homestuck, Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
02 Jul 2015
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You think that probably every woman here has the same resume. Has been waiting, all their lives, for one good excuse to haul off and hurt someone. You think probably every woman here could kick Tyler Durden’s ass, and would love to.
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When The Working Day Is Done by roachpatrol
Published: 2015-07-02
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You think that probably every woman here has the same resume. Has been waiting, all their lives, for one good excuse to haul off and hurt someone. You think probably every woman here could kick Tyler Durden’s ass, and would love to.