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Have you tried turning it off and on again? by Apophis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
23 Apr 2026
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“And what does this... button... do?” said Alastor.
Vox restrained himself. “It starts the program,” he said evenly.
Alastor delicately rearranged the mouse. Nothing happened.
“You need to click,” said Vox.
Alastor clicked.
“No—double click. Do it twice!”
Alastor clicked once, then—after a pause that seemed to last a full century—clicked again.
He was fucking with him. He had to be fucking with him. There was no way he was actually this bad at this.
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Or, in a last-ditch attempt to stay relevant, Vox sells his soul to Alastor, promising to assist him in all matters modern and otherwise. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Solf J. Kimberley, first (and last, if he can help it) of his name, is born for the second time on a metal gurney in a white room. Something is wrong with him; something has changed, something fundamental, but... what?
This isn't how it happens. In another universe, Solf K. Kimberley bleeds out and dies devoured by Pride. In this one, however... well, it all happens the other way around.
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happiness comes from the simple things by Apophis
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
14 Apr 2026
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Vox falls asleep. Velvette and Valentino witness a miracle--and livestream it to all of their followers, naturally.
Or, Vox has a screensaver. Shenanigans ensue.
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The missing google doc of OECC; aka, the Sombra internet history chapter. Yes, this is the original; Google Drive automatically saved it for me when I viewed it.
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Vox traps Alastor in a sitcom.
Nobody's mental state can hold up through endless laugh track after laugh track: it's impossible. It's a surefire way to bring Vox's greatest enemy to his knees, and there's no way this will end with Vox making himself look like a total fool. Right? Right.
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Vox gets carried away a lot. And every time, he returns to normal when reality finally hits him in the face. But this isn't the usual (typically Alastor-related) breakdown. This is an insane, suicidal ‘I-don’t-care-what-happens,' 'I’m-a-god-and-this-is-my-destiny’ breakdown. So when Vox acts like it never happened, Velvette and Valentino realize he may need more help than he's letting on.
Luckily for all of them, there’s a Hotel for this sort of thing.
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57 Measures of Restraint by RiverMagnet
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
14 Apr 2026
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Caine wasn't created to take people on adventures. He was created to torture. One day he wakes up and decides he doesn't want to do it anymore, but every day is a struggle. Every day he considers going back to the original program.
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“I-I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE MAD AT ME! AND I GET IT! I KNOW I MESSED UP! I’M SORRY, I’M SO SORRY!”
Throwing himself against the wall with brute force still wasn’t working. So Caine dug as further into it as he could, scratching and tearing through what felt like electric barbed wire against his fingers.
“I-I DIDN’T MEAN IT!”
-What's the purpose of a plane that can't fly? Of a piano that can't play any songs? Of a computer that can't execute commands?
Why do such things even exist?
Why does Caine even exist? -
But if You're Not Having Fun, and I'm Not Having Fun... by SquidTheChaoticKid
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
16 Apr 2026
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Caine realizes what he's doing is wrong. He and the humans have a talk.