Coldwintersnight
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What it says on the tin. Red Dwarf drabbles on a variety of themes. Warnings will be added to individual chapters if necessary.
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Lister is not an insubordinate man by nature. In fact, for the right person, he can be very, very subordinate indeed. Rimmer is not that person.
But when Lister gets transferred to a different shift, and starts acting suspiciously – that is to say, obediently – Rimmer becomes determined to find out what's behind this mysterious transformation. What he's been doing wrong.
Maybe he's been too strict with Lister, all this time.
Or maybe – he hasn't been strict enough.
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Rimmer's been granted a precious thing, a few seconds of life he won't remember, and he's not going to waste them being insulted.
He has a better idea.
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A problem shared is... well, it's a problem shared by Coldwintersnight
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
04 Mar 2026
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It appears Deb and Dave Lister really do have everything in common, including their shared crush on a certain neurotic hologram.
Unfortunately, they discover this in the most embarrassing way possible.
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Then Rimmer, with his unique ability to pop up when he was least needed, like a reverse King Arthur, destroyed all his progress by striding into the room.
“Ah, Lister, there you are,” Rimmer said, clicking his heels together. “Take off your clothes.”
Lister gawped. “Y'wha’?”
Rimmer's double, in a last attempt to get one over on himself, targets the thing he knows Rimmer is most zealously possessive of: Dave Lister.
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Previously titled 'visits we must make'.
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GreedEd smut drabbles by Coldwintersnight
Fandom Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
14 Jul 2024
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I think the title is self-explanatory.
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Arnold J. Rimmer gets a hard light body, and gets to do some things he's been missing out on for the past few years.
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01 Jun 2026
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Apparently, it’s not enough to be sent to the brig. Oh, no. Apparently, Rimmer just has to share a cell with a man who won’t shut up about how he’s not the right Rimmer.
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Toddhunter and Lister are already dating in secret. After the hallucinogenic fungus incident in Stasis Leak, Lister 'submits' for disciplinary action.
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- Part 1 of Red Dwarf Smut
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19 May 2026
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Post-Demons and Angels. Lister thinks (and dreams) about what he saw on the Lows' ship.
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02 May 2026
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In an alternate reality, a young office clerk is having the worst day of his life. Strange forces are at work, in ways that no one can explain.
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29 Apr 2026