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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
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05 Jun 2026
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Sympathy From The Devil by C4t1l1n4
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
07 Sep 2020
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Prompt: You’d think that demons would have a lot more sympathy for the virgin sacrifices and a lot less sympathy for the guy holding both of them captive against their will.
Featuring Demon!Jaskier and
VirginSacrifice!GeraltFluff and Flirting ensue.
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26 May 2026
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With My Last Breath by AvoidingAverage
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
30 Dec 2020
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“You know how this ends.”
The bard swallows and summons up the mask of confidence better suited to wooing crowds. “One can only hope it includes an end to stupid questions.”
They jerk the chair he’s chained to backwards and tilt it until the only thing keeping it upright are their hands. Behind him, another drags the tub into place. He pants, struggling through the panic and the petty need to keep them from knowing that they’re getting to him. He knows it’s a losing battle.
“Last chance, bard,” the hated voice whispers into his ear.
He fills his lungs with the fetid smelling air of the prison and tries to find the resolve that had been enough to make him face Nilfgaard alone.
A sigh. “Have it your way.”
The water closes over his head.
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11 May 2026
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Jaskier finds himself in the halls of Kaer Morhen, home to the Warlord of the North. He didn’t expect to find the Warlord so attractive though.
Jaskier figures his normal gambit of flowers and poetry won’t go down well with a witcher, which leads to the immortal question of how to court one. Geralt figures if he wants to catch Jaskier’s eye he needs to compete with the techniques of the fancy courts Jaskier is used to. Both end in much confusion and little success.
Eskel, Lambert, Yennefer, and Ciri have a betting pool, and watch on in amusement.
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10 May 2026
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Captivating Silence by theblobfishwrites
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
30 May 2021
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Jaskier is imprisoned by some people who want to profit off the fact that he’s a siren. He eventually escapes but gets badly injured.
Fearing retaliation, they hire a Witcher to deal with the problem.Bookmarked by CrispyCrustacean
09 May 2026