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A collection of full-length recaps of livestreams from various Hermits, in which your humble recapper (me) devotes hours to watching Hermit streams and writing down what happens in a timestamped narrative format. If you didn't get a chance to watch somebody's livestream and you have no idea what's going on with a build or a new inside joke, hopefully this will help!
Names and dates for streams are given in the Chapter Index, I will do my best to keep these close to chronological order but I make no promises.
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Grian is a grown adult hermit with a stable adult life and mature adult thoughts. That's why it's more than a little embarrassing when he starts coughing up flowers every time he thinks of his best friend Scar. Everybody knows that Hanahaki disease is a teenage thing, right up there with acne, voice crackles and growth spurts. Fixing it is as easy (or as difficult) as resolving your feelings for your crush, but that usually requires actually talking to that person. Grian is bound and determined to do things the hard way.
(Or, the Hanahaki fic where nobody coughs blood, nobody dies, nobody is compelled to love anybody else, and Grian gets teased by all his friends about his crush.)
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Grumbot was created to answer questions. He was given a face and a voice of his own, and he was happy to use them to help his fathers in their quest for the Mayor's Office. He always did his best and he did a good job! That's why it was so hard to understand why Father began to silence him and use his voice to persuade Other Father of things that were not right. Things that were not good. Grumbot believed Father when he said he was sorry for hurting him, but how can sorry be enough when the hurting doesn't stop?
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After One or Two False Starts, I Believe We've Found Our Stride by ETraytin
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP
03 Aug 2022
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On a quiet summer night in Double Life, Jimmy and Tango talk about the past and the future, and the possibility of a happy ending. Jimmy doesn't believe that any love is wasted, and Tango doesn't believe in curses. It seems like a good base to work from.
Soft romantic Team Rancher, barely PG except for a couple of swear words.
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Do You Know How to Go to the Heaviside Layer? by ETraytin
Fandoms: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Double Life SMP
28 Jul 2022
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Pearl knows that the end of Double Life is getting close. She can feel it in the air, in the ground, in the bloodlust singing through her red, red arteries. In every game, there comes a point when nothing else matters but killing and dying... but maybe not quite yet. Maybe there's still a brief moment to feel something softer, to remember who she used to be.
After Grian and Scar die, Pearl hears a strange crying out in the woods.
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a six-foot self-dug hole by illumynare
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
28 May 2026
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“Please,” he begs, “I’ll do anything you want, anything at all, just—just please don’t tell the others I’m a—”
He can’t spit out the word Watcher.
Pearl looks at him with a gentle, scalping sort of pity.
“Grian,” she says, “everyone already knows.”
(or: In a Hermitcraft Season 10 that is the aftermath of the epic battle between Hermits and Watchers, Grian has to learn how to live without his wings or his secrets. Or Mumbo.)
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28 May 2026
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Like Honey in Your Teeth by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
23 Jul 2024
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Grian has to deal with the horror of attending an autumn festival with Scar. Things can only get worse from there.
For Hot Scarian Summer 2024 | Day 1: a memory in amber | Prompt: festival
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- Part 12 of Sisyphean Anon's Scarian Torment
- Part 1 of Hot Scarian Summer
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24 May 2026
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[Podfic] when i die i’ll sacrifice (more than enough for the afterlife) by quietnight
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
11 Jan 2020
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The fall is longer than Natasha expects.
It’s tears cold on her face, teeth bitten all the way through her lip and the taste of copper in her mouth; she’s falling and falling and then, bracing for impact—she wakes up.
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14 May 2026
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Grian decided to let the non-lifer hermits have their own snails too.
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- Part 7 of Ember's MCYT Oneshots
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04 May 2026
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"I heard FN-2187 was a Stormtrooper."
Finn sparks a revolution.
[Podfic Version]
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30 Apr 2026