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When Lambert asks him about bringing his Cat friend to Kaer Morhen for the winter, Vesemir snaps and tells him that anyone would be better than a damn Cat.
It not so surprisingly leads to Lambert introducing several colorful people to them over the years. Until one day Lambert comes home alone and inconsolable.- Language:
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08 Jun 2026
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Time and Tide (and Lambert) by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 May 2024
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Lambert doesn't hang around waiting for people. If they're late, he's gone.
So Aiden doesn't expect the Wolf to come looking for him when he's later to their rendezvous than he's ever been before.
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- Part 25 of Inex's Not-Quite-February Ficlets
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08 Jun 2026
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Slow Blinking (Falling Fast) by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Oct 2024
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For Cats, a slow blink means something very specific.
For Wolves, it means they're fucking tired, alright?
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08 Jun 2026
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A feral witcher. Because that’s exactly what this absolute clusterfuck of a day really needed. After he’s dead, Lambert is going to hunt down whoever scripts these things and fucking murder them, and no, he doesn’t care if they’re a fucking metaphysical concept. Fuck Destiny, and fuck Irony, and fuck everything.
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- Part 2 of Cursed Witchers Learn To Be Loved
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08 Jun 2026
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Let’s wander (till the fuckers demand an encore) by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
13 Mar 2023
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“Here I was just trying to make friendly conversation –“ Jaskier began.
“We aren’t friends," said Lambert.
“-And you went and slipped something in my drink.”
“I poured it into your drink right in front of you. Didn’t make you drink it.”
“Does Geralt know you tried to poison me?”
“Does Geralt know you let strangers spike your drink without asking what’s in it?”
“…Fair enough,” said Jaskier. “I won’t tell if you won’t” he smiled, holding out a hand.
In which Jaskier runs into Lambert in the early days of his travels with Geralt. A friendship grows over two decades of encounters on the Path.
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08 Jun 2026
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Geralt and Jaskier are in town for a bardic competition. Surely leaving his bard at the inn while he goes shopping won't have any consequences.
Lambert and Aiden are just passing through. Surely leaving his Cat at the inn while he goes looking for a contract won't have any consequences...
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08 Jun 2026
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Double Standards by YorkieDee
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
04 Oct 2021
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All Lambert wanted to do was invite Aiden to stay with him during the winters at Kaer Morhen. Geralt's bard was allowed to come, why not the Cat Witcher?
But when Vesemir decides to forbid Lambert from bringing his companion, Lambert decides he will come back with Aiden, or not at all. Every year Lambert checks to see if his family has changed their minds, and every year he is disappointed.
Will the Wolf School reconcile with their youngest member? Or will they be too late?
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08 Jun 2026
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“You Geralt of Rivia’s bard?”
Jaskier looks up from his notepad and grins at the man who’s just sat at the opposite side of the table.
“Technically, I used to be,” the bard says, taking a sip of his ale. “We had a tiny misunderstanding last year. I’m sure he’s gonna be fine, though, I’m just giving him some time to cool down and wallow in self-pity.”
Jaskier frowns, because his brain has finally caught up with his mouth and informs him that even though the man who asked the question is very pretty (and he is – a bit short, but lean and clearly very agile, brown-skinned, with dark, wavy hair and stunningly unnatural green eyes), he also has got two big, scary swords strapped to his back, way too many scars and has, in fact, only one green eye, the other being covered by an eye patch, presumably missing.
And then there’s the Cat school medallion on his chest.
As Geralt would say… fuck.
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08 Jun 2026
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Rumours of the Witchers' Bard by Chrissy22
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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Over the years, Jaskier gets a reputation amongst witchers as the guy who will get you out of bind if you need him to. He’s the witchers’ bard, after all. Need a hand with your injuries? A safe place to hide? A friendly face? Find Jaskier.
Jaskier, on the other hand, has no idea why witchers in trouble keep bumping into him on the road, but fate is funny that way, isn’t it? He’s certainly not going to turn them away
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08 Jun 2026
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In and out of darkness by boopboop
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Apr 2022
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08 Jun 2026
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Jaskier has more than one name. He has his stage name Jaskier, his real name Julian, his teaching name Professor Pankratz, his noble name Viscount Pankratz of Lettenhove, and The Sandpiper as of late. He never meant to keep them a secret, really; he had simply forgotten to tell them.
In which Geralt and the Morhen Morons discover Jaskier's other names.
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07 Jun 2026
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“Rumour has it, the White Wolf himself arrived this morning,” Essi says. “By portal, or there would have been a whole procession. Anyway, there were two witchers at the Academy, and they were asking about you.”
“Me?”
Essi holds out a sheet of paper without a word.
It’s a bulletin board notice. Wanted Alive, it says. The Sandpiper. By order of the White Wolf, Warlord of the North. Below is an engraving of a wolf head, snarling and almost audibly growling.
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07 Jun 2026
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Silent Rang The Bell by Andromeda_Awaiting
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
27 May 2026
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The Sandpiper network guided countless men, women, and children to safer lands. To many, it was a beacon of hope in dark times. To others, it was an uprising meant to be snuffed out.
No one, however, had any plans in place to save the Sandpiper.
Not even the Sandpiper himself.
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07 Jun 2026
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there's magic in a bard's song by Hirikka
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
13 Sep 2020
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07 Jun 2026
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the virtues in the verse by Hirikka
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV)
26 Jun 2021
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Geralt needs somewhere safe to take Ciri for the winter—it is too late to make it to Kaer Morhen—so they try to seek sanctuary at Oxenfurt. Unfortunately, the chancellor insists they only offer sanctuary to faculty and their families.
Jaskier hasn't seen Geralt since the dragon hunt, but perhaps this will be a way to make up for his past failings as a companion. They just need to get married, and Geralt and Ciri will be safe.Or, Jaskier and Geralt get fake married so that Geralt and Ciri can claim sanctuary at Oxenfurt.
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07 Jun 2026
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After getting his heart broken on a wild goose chase of a dragon hunt, Jaskier - a dragon himself - never got the chance to tell his Witcher the truth. Honestly, he's glad because now he can disappear into the clouds and grant Geralt's stupid fucking blessing.
Nilfgaard has other ideas. And like all of Jaskier's shittiest life events, those ideas end up including Yennefer of Vengerberg.
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07 Jun 2026
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the dandelion’s rhapsody by andthentheybow
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Feb 2022
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According to Geralt, when things go to shit, Jaskier is always there- so it makes sense that he’s in the city when Cintra falls. What makes less sense is what comes after.
This is not an elegy. This is an epic.
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07 Jun 2026
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ruffled by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 Jun 2022
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Supper secured and stuffed away in his trousers, he looks up to find the silver-haired stranger in the corner, the one person who hadn’t heckled him. The man is objectively gorgeous, with fascinating hair and a body that makes Jaskier’s mouth water a little.
Oh yes, he decides quickly, he will be climbing this stranger like a tree.
He’s a little wrong-footed when he works out that the stranger is a witcher with big scary swords Jaskier’s heard horror stories about, but after a quick moment of thought, he also thinks about how very many things the fae elders have been wrong about all his life and decides to ignore them once again. The witcher–Geralt of supposedly Rivia, even though Jaskier can tell from his accent that that’s a lie–tries to get rid of him, but Jaskier is nothing if he’s not determined, and he’s simply too damn interested to get scared off easily.
The witcher has clearly not realized that Jaskier is something to be hunted, and Jaskier, well, he’s never excelled at silly things like self-preservation.
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07 Jun 2026
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"There is no town called Lettenhove," Ciri said.
"It's small," Jaskier said.
"If it's big enough to have a viscount, I would have learned about it in my political studies. I was engaged to the prince of Redania for a few months; I was instructed on every noble family in the land. There is no Viscount de Lettenhove."
Yennefer and Geralt's expressions shifted, the mirth dropping.
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07 Jun 2026
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(Un)Deserved Kindness by stingerpicnic
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
26 Apr 2026
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The man sighs heavily. "I guess you're right." He turns back to Aiden, bright smile back in place. "My apologies, dear witcher, it seems I've forgotten my manners." He offers Aiden his hand to shake with a flourish. "I am the bard Jaskier, graduate of Oxenfurt and Master of the Seven Liberal Arts.
What.
Aiden forces himself to take his hand in a firm shake despite the shock that's numbing his limbs. "Aiden," he says, flashing his teeth in a smile. "You're the Toss a Coin bard, right?" Aiden says, like Lambert didn't spend his whole winter bullying Geralt into agreeing to a late spring meet-up and then ditched Aiden for it specifically for the chance that the bard standing in front of Aiden right now would be there.
Sweet Melitele, Lambert is going to hate him when they meet back up next week. This is amazing.
Or: Aiden meets Jaskier when he least expect it. He promptly decides that if anything ever happened to him, he would kill everyone in this town and then himself. Which would be a shame, considering that this strange town has been so unexpectedly kind to him.
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- Part 1 of Treat You Better
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07 Jun 2026