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Vincent gives Alastor a chance to bang his wife, Charlie, just to prove she’s a boring lay. Alastor intends to make the man eat his words.
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16 Mar 2026
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Frustrated and overworked, Account Executive Alastor Delacroix unknowingly hires an ex-Professional Cuddler as his secretary. Despite her unique skill set, he finds his stress levels increasing...
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12 Mar 2026
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A series of ficlets in which a couple of old geezers maneuver through a Hell that changes far too quickly. Watch as two old queers are faced with viral videos, internet challenges, new terminology, and more.
Chapter 1 - Ketchup Challenge
Chapter 2 - Smash or Pass
Chapter 3 - Orange Peel Challenge
Chapter 4 - Gooning
Chapter 5 - We Listen, and We Don't Judge Challenge
Chapter 6 - Bae Baskets (Valentine's Day Special)
Chapter 7 - Performative Males---------------
Set in an alternate universe, wherein Vox never propositioned Alastor, so Alastor never turned him down. Alastor still fucked off for seven years, but he and Vox are on better terms when he returns to Hell.
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26 Feb 2026
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The most adorable radiostatic/radiosilence ❤️❤️
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Professor Alastor Baptiste has designs on his favorite student, and if she springs the trap willingly, that's all the better.
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- Part 1 of Oblique Intention
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23 Feb 2026
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Charlie liked to believe she was a good person.
She was always polite. She always took other’s feelings into consideration. She would help those in need. She would always leave good tips. Animals loved her. The elderly loved her. Her coworkers adored her. Her classmates adored her.
But not her new neighbour.
No, this was a story about the events that lead her to that conclusion, rather than an in depth explanation of why she deserved Heaven.
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23 Feb 2026
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Based on that meme of two people stuck in a closet and the choices are 'Kiss them' or 'Strangle them with a hanger'.
A simple darkly romantic erotic story about Charlie and Alastor getting stuck in a Seven Minutes in Heaven situation.
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- Part 1 of If I Did It For You
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Alastor is off on a little adventure after his battle with Adam and decides Vox is his best bet to take over for him at the hotel. All Vox wants to do is prove that he can do things way better.
Falling for Charlie wasn't on the checklist.
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30 Jan 2026
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Charlie and Alastor play a game of strip pool.
Each are incredibly competitive and willing to do whatever it takes to win.
Playing a game where you slowly get naked with a person you've been lusting after is only going to go well, right?
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30 Jan 2026
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Charlie after humiliation and humiliation from Vox catches him outside the parking lot of Dante’s Inferno having had enough she confronts him leading to an accidental kiss
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25 Jan 2026
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Vox has been staying at the hotel ever since he was kicked out of his own company and Charlie has been trying her best to make him feel welcome. Maybe a little too much.
A little after Vaggie and Charlie broke up, Charlie started having sleeping problems. The problem is she didn't know she had some sort of sleepwalking problem. And that her sleepwalking was leading her straight to Vox's room.
She only found out when she ended up waking up on top of him.Bookmarked by LemonsForBreakfast
25 Jan 2026
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After Vox’s failed attempt to wage war, Charlie prepares for a conversation with the instigator himself. Heaven trusts her to deliver the news and collect him for a trial set to determine his fate. She walks into the Vee Tower, determined to help him, even if it could possibly unearth a past between them not known to most.
Vox, however, wasn't keen on making the conversation easy. He doesn't explain why, despite Charlie's obvious frustration. All he was sure of was that what she doesn't know can't hurt her until the deed is done.
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24 Jan 2026
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Nie Huaisang saves a snake, and gets a husband out of it
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02 Dec 2024
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Charlie’s ex-boyfriend is coming to stay at the hotel and she’s a nervous wreck. Every time she sees him, she ends up caught in his web again. Alastor is happy to help drive a wedge between Charlie and her ex.
By introducing himself as her husband.
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04 Jun 2024
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Making a deal was a tricky thing, because you have to uphold the terms even if you don’t remember making it.
Fifty years ago during a drinking binge, Mimzy made a deal with Alastor: if in fifty years they were both still single, they’d get married. It’s time to collect.There’s no way he’s marrying Mimzy, so Alastor cashes in on the deal he’d made with Charlie: a favor of his choosing to be redeemed at any time. And he needs a girlfriend.
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- 10/10
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14 May 2024
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The demon and the workaholic are stuck in the elevator by Elle_na
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Mar 2024
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“He sincerely hated her, she had no doubt about that.
She could read it in his thirty-two teeth smile always plastered on his face and in his psycho eyes.
It was even more obvious when she caught him staring at her as a hunter would at the prey he wanted to devour.
And since his desk was placed less than ten feet away, that gaze haunted her every day.”
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In which the corporate princess can't stand her devilish coworker and ends up banging him in the office elevator.Series
- Part 1 of Demon and Workaholic
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12 Mar 2024
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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
Part 2:
“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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27 Feb 2024
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Alastor's been feeling a bit under the weather lately, and he can't quite figure out why. All he knows is that it has something to do with his delightfully charming business partner. Charlie's been trying to ignore her attraction to the infamous overlord who's decided to help her with her hotel. And Angel Dust decides that if he doesn't do something everyone else'll be double dead before those two ever figure it out.
Or in which Alastor gets afflicted with horny and Angel tries to help, to a varying degree of success
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27 Feb 2024
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If your wife won't have a kid with you, you can always just make your own. (Unfortunately for Lucifer, it still takes two people.)
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22 Feb 2024
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After finding out the extermination would be 6 months early Charlie felt she deserved an evening for feeling sorry for herself and a few bottles of wine.
She told herself it was a form of self care. A mini holiday.
But she didnt expect to meet Alastor making beignets in the kitchen. She also didn't realise he had a fluffy tail.
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- Part 1 of A Tail of Beignets
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12 Feb 2024
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How to Deal With a Malfunctioning Radio by Descendree
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
27 Nov 2021
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In just five handy
chapterssteps!
A Charlastor-fanfiction.Or:
When a fed-up Charlie tries to remind Alastor of some very important hotel rules, something happens they both didn't see coming.
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- English
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- 5/5
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01 Feb 2024