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Jason Todd returns to Gotham with a detailed plan for Batman, the Joker, and the new Robin he’s seen pictures of in the papers. There’s just one tiny problem with his plan: Batman is missing. Also the Joker is missing. And nobody has seen Robin in a while.
In unrelated news, there are two(?) teen vigilantes patrolling the streets of Gotham. Someone should probably do something about that.
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Jason was going to find answers, and when he did, he was going to beat the shit out of someone. Who it was going to be depended on what the fuck, exactly, was going on.
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- Part 1 of Little Birds
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08 Jun 2026
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Jason Todd's guide to finding out if your dad's been replaced by profoundalpacakitten for dragonpyre
Fandoms: DCU (Comics)
10 Jan 2024
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Jason sighs as he lowers his binoculars, chewing gum on one lonely Gotham rooftop. He leans against a gargoyle, thinking.
So Batman has been… exchanged. Kidnapped, swapped, captured, mind controlled maybe.
This changes his plans somewhat.
Fuck.
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08 Jun 2026
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Tim Drake discovers two important things at the tender age of nine.
First, Dick Grayson is Robin.
Second, oranges (and, by extension, all citrus) are magical and can heal any ailment.
Tim is, despite being a certified genius, kind of an idiot.
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08 Jun 2026
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“My bad,” Robin went on with no remorse, “You’re like forty, you have no room to talk.”
“You–I’m seventeen, asshole!”
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…What?
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Bruce finds out that Red Hood is yet another teenage vigilante. What was he supposed to do? NOT adopt him?
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07 Jun 2026
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Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.
Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.
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05 Jun 2026
