Parrot_Assbutt
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A plane goes down, and it's up to the human investigators to find out how.
The big questions, why there’s no human remains, nor any known missing plane, is answered in the form of the distraught and bitchy robot that comes swinging into their lives.
Forming a tentative alliace with a robot alien for as long as it takes to peice together a corpse wasn't on their agenda, that's for sure.
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- Part 1 of Mayday
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Scenes from the mind of Sammy Lawrence, in debatable order. Disjointed and nonsensical as the song of radio static.
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Day 3 of Writing Stupid Ideas Until Insurance Approves My Medication And I Am Allowed To Focus On Longer Works Once Again by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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What if "Thanks to Them" had ended differently?
What if Hunter had dealt with the Belos threat more directly?Alternate title: Gus is Right, We Should Microwave the Belos Slime
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- Part 5 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 2 of Catboying Perfectly Good Men Until My ADHD Gets Back to Manageable Levels by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
07 Oct 2022
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It's Halloween at the studio.
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- Part 4 of Crack In A Bag
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Day 1 Of Writing Crack Fics Until The Emperor (Me) Gets His Groove Back by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandoms: Bendy and the Ink Machine
24 Sep 2022
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Sammy's ink hallucinations are recognized and treated much earlier on than in canon. He's still kind of an asshole though.
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- Part 3 of Crack In A Bag
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Both Skyfire and Starscream got stranded on Earth 14 million years ago. Neither they nor the offspring they produced here know anything about the war.
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Crack In A Bag by Parrot_Assbutt
Fandom Bendy and the Ink Machine, The Owl House (Cartoon)
06 Nov 2022
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Assorted Crack fics, some connected, others standalone.
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No matter how many times Starscream betrays him, Megatron will always let him live. There's a reason for that.
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07 Jun 2026
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Soundwave doesn't delude himself, he knows there's no hope for him. Not now. All he wants is to know that his child will see better days.
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04 Jun 2026
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“It has come to my attention that there are shades of anarchy descending amongst our troops.”
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- Part 2 of Azimuth
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27 May 2026
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Set after the movie. As a mortally wounded Starscream staggers towards the Sea of Rust, where he intends to die, he reflects on his past and what has brought him to his current state.
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27 May 2026
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The Night Before by Spoon888 for DanishCookie
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
24 May 2026
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Drift informs Ratchet of his impending exile.
Ratchet takes it as well as you’d expect.
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25 May 2026