12 Works by SatanicAsch

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    Failure was not an option. Byleth wakes up on an old day, long past, ready to start all over again.

    // Blue Lions Route +??? //

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    Human AU. Serial Killer Cannibal Alastor and (???) Single Father Lucifer. Tags updated as I go.

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    Taking up half of the “seeking employees/help wanted” page is an ad for… Babysitting?

    "Posted by Lucifer Morningstar.

    Negotiable salary. Room and board provided (on-site detached suite). Looking for someone with childcare experience to assist my family and I. Non-smoker strongly preferred. Has to have a valid driver license. Can not be allergic to animals, we have a lot. Criminal history check required. Please call (xxx) xxx-xxxx. Serious inquiries only.’

    “This seems promising.”, Alastor mumbled to himself..."

     

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    Lucifer typically doesn't get involved in the lives of the hotel residents. Sure, he kinda remembers some of their names by now. As well as little things they liked, since he would create such things for them.

    But as always, they give him a wild berth and Lucifer doesn't try to close the gap. He's the King of Hell. The Original Sin. The Prince of Darkness. And still very much an Angel (though, fallen) after all these years.

    He doesn't blame them for giving him space.

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    *AU Wanderer fails to remove himself from Irminsul and has to deal with all that*

    As penence for his crimes, the Traveler is given the great honor of bestowing the Wanderer, formerly Scaramouche, formerly Kunikisushi, formerly Kabukimono, with a brand new name.

    He hates it.

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    Title is from the book Revolution Baby by Joanna Gruda.

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    Two more things pop up on the main screen. News articles. One from QNS, posted five hours ago: “Local Hero Spider-Man stops HYDRA bioterror attack at Queens Subway.”, and another: “Ross on Mutant Regulation Laws: “They’re a threat to all mankind.” What does this mean for Xavier’s?”, on the Washington Post. A video auto-playing on the page. “This is no time for self-imposed justices and vigilantism. We will handle threats as we always had. With law and organization. Order, and faith in our system. Mutants, enhanced beings, anyone who thinks they can act for the safety of us all, our country… They’re a threat to all mankind.”

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    Amid a political firestorm, The Avengers are chained close to Ross' throne, fighting back any way they can. Peter Parker just wants to save everyone. A massive task, but at least he has Ned and MJ on his side.

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    Post V8 Time Travel fic. My first one!

    Prologues ; Getting to Beacon.

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    *V4E9 Divergent* Dad!Qrow / Qrow as Ruby's biological dad AU. This was written while V4 was airing but I liked it so I came back to it. Shamelessly dramatic and self indulgent.

    Original Fic from 2017.

    Edited spacing on 10-12-20, should be better now.

    RWBY Rewrite for funsies. Check tags.

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    16/?
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    "Having Wanderer around is not a bad thing, no not by far. Just, different. Nahida enjoys the company, no matter how touchy he may be.

    Her story was correct to portray him as a cat. A small, angry outdoor cat that would wander in and out as he pleased, but the second you tried to close him in, he would scratch and yowl his vocal cords out. "

     

    Wanderer healing and learning to bond in healthy normal ways.

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    An evening battle leaves their team worse for wear.

    At the very least, Viscint was kind enough to house a gaggle of filthy adventurers such as them. If not without a polite covering of the nose when they check in at the Inn.

    [Shionne needs help with her hair and there's one person for the job.]

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    Companion piece to Branwen's. I do not know how readable it is without context from parent fic. Read tags. Missing Scenes from Oscar's POV in Branwen's. Takes direct context from Branwen's.

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    Oscar Pine has a lot on his plate. The talking wizard in his head adds another heaping slop on top of it all.

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    “Off to be the savior to every four-legged creature in Detroit?”, Simon asked, rhetorically, well aware of the detective’s soft spot for animals.

    “Markus already staked the claim on being our people's savior, so I thought I’d try some more open territory.”, Connor ended off with a wink, making Simon snort again.

    -In this house we don't know how to write summaries. Enjoy some fun DBH prompts with an overarching mystery plot! My first fic for this fandom.

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    1/?
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