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From the Dictionary of Newspeak, Eleventh Edition:
Duckspeak, noun, 1: rapid, thoughtless, speech in favour of Oceania, Ingsoc, or Big Brother; 2: nonsensical speech against Oceania, Ingsoc, and/or Big Brother; verb: to speak in this way.
Crimethinkful, adjective: describes one who harbours negative intent, doubt, or ungoodthinkful sentiment towards Oceania, Ingsoc, and/or Big Brother.
Sexcrime, noun: The act, thought, or intention of illegal sexual activity; that is, anything outside of dutiful reproductive activity in approved marriages.
Alex Quackity, proper noun, does not appear in any dictionary: Someone who is completely fucking doomed.
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I Went Down to the Sacred Store (Where I’d Heard the Music Years Before) by TeleportingAspen
Fandoms: Bit SMP | Born in the SMP
11 May 2026
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On a rainy day in September, a lone man walked to the church. The bishop wasn’t there to take confession, and the door was closed—church attendance was down everywhere, such a shame—but frankly, he wasn’t here for anything the bishop could offer him.
“Quackity?” he called.
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Ranboo is a very good and dutiful husband to Tubbo, by which Tubbo means he’s got a people-pleasing streak a mile wide and can usually be convinced to be the guinea pig on insane science experiments like “what will it take for Ranboo to lose control and fuck his husband?”
Neither of them are quite prepared for the results.
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Tommy’s just killed his first zombie and can’t sleep. Technoblade finds a way to take his mind off it.
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Ill Met by Moonlight by TeleportingAspen for maikuria
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
15 Mar 2026
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“Grian’s gone mad with power.” Cleo scowls at their halfway-highlighted scripts of A Midsummer Night’s Dream. “I wanted your part.”
“Don’t look at me!” Scott protests. “I wanted to be Puck!”
“I think this’ll be fun,” Martyn offers. “All this character drama-”
“Shut up, Martyn.”
Or, Divorce Quartet gets cast as the runaway lovers in A Midsummer Night's Dream. It's Grian's fault.
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If anybody realizes Niki spends more nights than she maybe should at Las Nevadas, they probably just figure she’s been through a lot, that she drowns her sorrows and has to spend the night in the hotel afterwards. It’s even true.
It just isn’t the whole truth.
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The best part of Sally’s visit to her ex-husband.
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“Do you have a blow-dryer?” the guy at Ranboo’s door demanded.
“A blow-dryer?”
The guy held up a jar filled with condensation and a…dead bumblebee?
Ranboo had no idea what time it was, but it was definitely too early in the morning for this.
Or, this might as well happen because life in a university residence is already so goddamn weird.
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Days Five through Seven of an early Hunger Games.
There are nine of them left on the fifth day.
There is one of them left on the seventh day.
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- Part 4 of Aspen's Generation Loss fics
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“You have to know my father doesn’t care," Tubbo says. "He tried to kill me, Quackity. If you want a hostage, you’re better off going after his wife.”
Quackity sets aside his papers. “The one who stole one-point-six-two million kruge and fled the country?” he asks dryly. “Good fucking luck finding her.”
Or: Quackity tells some technical truths.
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Dream, Tommy, and the first days in a new world.
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I Thought They Were Brothers by TeleportingAspen for Cosmos
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), The Winchesters (TV 2022)
16 Dec 2025
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After Mary Winchester’s resurrection, Carlos and Latika get invited to her bunker. They haven’t yet put two and two together and figured out that one of the infamous Winchester couple must be her son, and the other her son-in-
…Other son?
Oh no. Oh no.
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If I Bend Under the Weight That They Gave Me by TeleportingAspen
Fandoms: Generation Loss (Web Series)
03 Dec 2025
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Ranboo dies one year after winning the Hunger Games. There’s nothing their mentor Hetch can do but watch it happen.
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- Part 3 of Aspen's Generation Loss fics
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You Only Wish This Was A Shapeshifter’s Fault by TeleportingAspen for a_jar_of_jelly
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005), Gilmore Girls (TV 2000), Walker (TV 2021)
21 Nov 2025
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Dean Forester finds himself trapped between his doppelganger and a stranger who’s convinced one of them murdered his wife.
Everybody here was played by Jared Padalecki.
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- Part 10 of Gifts for Babe
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Lucifer Rising but Medieval Omegaverse by TeleportingAspen
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
07 Nov 2025
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Sam’s friend Ruby has convinced him to find, and free, her father falsely accused of theft.
Needless to say, she’s lying to him.
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The Hunger Games are going under, and Hetch has some ideas to make them a hit.
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- Part 2 of Aspen's Generation Loss fics
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“Eret, why?” Wilbur’s voice broke. “We trusted you.”
“I want to wear colour.” Eret’s voice was wistful. “I want to taste different food at every meal. Agent Dream said I could have a crown.”
Niki started to crawl silently across the room to the lightning rifle.
Or: The Matrix, with Niki as Tank and Eret as Cypher.
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Seventeen years ago, Eret won the Hunger Games by betraying her team.
She has never brought a tribute home.
Or, snapshots about a mentor trying to atone.
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What happens after the Imposters destroy everything you love? What happens if you’re the reason why? What happens if the Imposters counted you as a friend?
Or, inside the Imposters’ ship after the Babushka incident.
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Skeppy whispered to you: Want to help me troll Tommy?
You whispered to Skeppy: im in
Skeppy whispered to you: okay so i made this bridge