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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    Morton blinked a few times, seeming to finally register what had fallen out of his bag. "No no!" The cricket waved his hands defensively, "These are ehhh…"

    He snatched up the keys with a delicate claw, cocking his head to the side to read what the tag said. As his eyes seemingly scanned the tag, something about his demeanour… shifted. He straightened up ever so slightly. Clawed hands curling tighter. Eyes widening. "…These are my apartment keys." his voice was… off.

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    After a regular day of collecting his junk, Morton stumbles upon a set of keys he seemingly recognises. Seemingly owns. And so, Morton and his newly found friends investigate this so-called apartment of his. Or; what if Morton had a Companion Quest?

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    07 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    You don't remember how you got here, but more concerningly, You do not remember who you are.

    There's no time to think about all that, though- You've been sent down to someplace called the 'Hadal Blacksite' in search of a crystal called 'Z-2', and when you find it you have to bring it back to the people who sent you here.

    You fail, and you die.

    Then... You wake up.

    You return to the Blacksite- and you die again.

    And again, and again.

     

    (̊ͭIT̓ ̌̌IͣͧS̫ͪ ͔ͩͦQ̤̹̓̈́U̎I̻̱T̈ͪE͈ Nͧ͂İ͎̦ͥC͇͇̾ͭE̟͉ ̱̟T̤͛Ō͖ ̻̻̽Ḫ̼̅̒A̒V͙ͣ́E͗ ̻̉I̠͍͊͗Ṋ-̳H͈̭O̫̰̅ͫU͕͖S͇E ̜̭́E̥̼̓N̝̤ͤ̉T̝͛ͅE̪͐̈́R̪̗̽T̫̹ͯȀI͗̔N̮̟̄M̫̆̋EN̹͆̏T͇̓̅ ̺ͤ̓S̞ͥŨ͕̹C̼̏̓ͅH́ ̒ͬA̞S̥̞ ͉̪͌̿T̩H̙̤͌̐ḮͬS.͂͂)̆̉
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    An AU in which the only person aware of their multiple deaths is the expendable themself.

    This story is plot-driven, and a very VERY slow burn. The prologue chapter can be safely skipped in its entirety; it is the only chapter written that way. Feel free to jump straight to chapter 2 if you dont like it. You can always come back later if you feel you need to. (The only thing you may miss out on is some context for the very first chapters.)

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    03 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Short (?) story about some unfortunate guy turning into everyone's favorite telescope over the course of two months

    Warnings for body horror (shit gets real by chapter 3) and paranoid tendencies, kind of the stuff to be expected in a story about a guy turning into telescopes i guess

    there's a few more specific things that will be mentioned on the notes at the start of every chapter (although the first 2 are relatively mild)

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    26 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    An Audio Recording of an interview with a Hadal soldier after the incident.

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    30 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Vicissitude - a change of circumstances or fortune, typically one that is unwelcome or unpleasant.

    Sebastian Solace was considered a dead man to the world, and under Urbanshade’s thumb he’s picked to be a candidate of a new experiment.

    These are his final days as a human, and the new days of being a monster.

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    21 Apr 2026