UselessNumbers25
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A Sticky Note Is All It Takes by UselessNumbers25 for RamblingTruths, cheyinhell, P0l_p0l, DeinoDevilmaus
Fandoms: 凸变英雄X | To Be Hero X (Cartoon)
07 Mar 2026
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It all started on a mundane, slow and rather boring work day. With nothing more than one singular, simple yellow sticky note attached to some official request from a hero. Nothing written on it, just a hand drawn smiley with beady eyes gracing the yellow surface in black sharpie.
X stared at it for a long while. It wasn’t uncommon for him to get requests from heroes. After all, he did work at FOMO, and it was literally his job. But the casual smiley face was throwing him off till he looked at who this request was from.
Smile.
Of course the American hero called Smile would leave a note that was nothing but a smiley face. It was just some hero being obnoxious — the American version of friendly.
X had yet to have a single interaction with the man…
Yet he decides to humor the jokester hero. After all… what possible consequence could there be to humoring a single sticky note?
Or SmileX falling in love thought notes
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All of my SmileX week drabbles in one fic. Most are unedited and last minute. I am trying to combat my perfectionism.
Day 1
X cannot tell where his dreams end and reality begins. (Angst)Day 2
X wakes to Smile serving him breakfast in bed. (Fluff)Day 3
A very awkward first meeting. (Fluff)Day 4
Smile realizing what comes with dating a reality weaver. (Crack)Day 5
Actors Smile and X make even proposals a competition. (Fluff)Day 6
In a Wuxia/Xianxia au Smile and X look for fabled treasure. (Crack)Day 7
X’s last written words, dedicated to Smile. (Angst) -
like a rubber band (I always snap back to you) by greyhavensking, UselessNumbers25
Fandoms: 凸变英雄X | To Be Hero X (Cartoon)
04 Aug 2025
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Nice loved Wreck, he did. But their love life was beginning to feel stale compared to what the sordid tales he was getting from his new colleagues. He only had Wreck — had only ever had Wreck. No experimentation, no fun and wild nights. Just the constant, soft love he always got from his boyfriend.
It was beginning to feel stifling. He needed a new experience.
His first one night stand was a fan from a meetup.
His eighth one night stand was with a producer who fucked him so thoroughly they nearly broke the bed.
His sixteenth one night stand was unremarkable. A blip on his radar.
His most recent one night stand? Some pretty little thing that worked for the marketing company that handled Nice’s promotional materials. Cute, brunette, innocent… perfect.
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What if Lin Ling had gotten Nice’s phone? What if Miss J hadn’t locked Moon and Lin Ling up immediately?
It changes nothing, yet everything.
(I fully blame this one specific TikTok. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNd2K9YVW/)
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Spill Your Guts To A Stranger by UselessNumbers25
Fandoms: 凸变英雄X | To Be Hero X (Cartoon)
11 Jun 2025
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“Ain’t you a bit too young to drink?”
The sentence that started it all. A simple sentiment that began one of the most important friendships in his life.
This is a story of an unusual meeting that should’ve never happened.
The story of a broken pair and the unlikely bond that saved them both.
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a burden too great to bear alone by greyhavensking for UselessNumbers25
Fandoms: 凸变英雄X | To Be Hero X (Cartoon)
02 May 2026
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Wang Tingyu used to believe in heroes.
When she was small, and scared, and desperately in need of saving—a hero came to her rescue. Tall, broad. Holding their little, burning world on his shoulders like her own personal Atlas. And whenever she whimpered, when she looked up at him, tears evaporating in the unbearable heat that surrounded them, he smiled. A little strained at the corners, a little pinched around his eyes. But each and every time she reached out for him, he answered in kind.
He was a hero. Her hero. And it was only right that the outside world realized it, too, once they finally left that scorched-out home.
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03 May 2026
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Detective Midoriya by rogueptoridactyl for Cuteknight101
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
22 Jul 2022
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After the sludge incident, Izuku Midoriya's dream was officially crushed. However, a later experience takes the boy in a new direction. Izuku had never really contemplated being a detective, but his whole life he'd only ever wanted to help people with a smile on his face. Thanks to some luck and an entire police station, Izuku's dream is reborn.
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07 Dec 2025
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Hero Class Civil Warfare by RogueDruid (Icarius51)
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Nov 2018
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Heroes lead by Bakugo.
Villains lead by Midoriya.
Seven days prep time.
Three days for Izuku Midoriya to show why they should be glad he's not a real villain.(Updated with final edits, 5/2/19)
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- Part 1 of Hero Class Villain AU
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17 Jan 2026
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Waking up from a 600-year long cursed sleep—and finding his manor and town completely destroyed—inspires a lot of feelings in Scott. Anger. Vengefulness. Annoyance. Hatred. Insatiable hunger for human flesh and blood.
But more than anything, he is reallyyyyyy tired.
Too tired to bother with an elaborate song and dance for the human intruders in Oakhurst.
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Or: Scott is 10% tireder when he wakes up from his slumber and doesn't hide that he's a vampire from the beginning.
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31 Oct 2025
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Grillby makes the embarrassing mistake of telling his grandmother he's bringing somebody home for Christmas this year. Luckily, Sans is surprisingly eager to help.
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09 Nov 2025