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Michael regularly sneaks into Jake's parties in what could loosely be called a disguise. He sees another side to Rich and isn't going to let it go without a fight, accidentally bypassing the entire plot of the musical in the process.
I'm not exactly sure how to sum up everything else, but it sure was fun to write!
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Life washed over Rich like a wave of honey, sweet and slow and so entirely irrational. After everything, he thought life would never be good but here he was, ten miles outside town with the boy he loved, listening to the lilting rhythms of the mix-tape Michael had made for him, the sinking sun warming his body and heart.
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Trapped and Well Concealed (Another Obligatory Seven Minutes in Heaven Fic) by ValKeye
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
03 Apr 2020
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The squad are sick to death of Rich and Michael's pining so they decide to do something about it.
One unforseen issue: The two are already (secretly) together; it's just more fun not to tell anyone.
Antics ensue.
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Not quite your ordinary seven minutes in heaven fic.
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Michael has two weeks of detention with his bully. How could this possibly go wrong?
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Coursing Through Our Bodies 'Til We're Warm by ValKeye
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
28 Mar 2020
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Rich wakes up, having survived another night of drinking way too much, with someone in his bed.
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Just some fluff to get everyone through quarantine...
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"The man in the airlock was too conscious.
Well, “man” might not be accurate, Ryland Grace thought as he tried to ignore the screams, his fingers shaking over the keyboards as erratically as his gaze jittering between readout screens. Big red letters announcing “DANGEROUS CONTAMINATION” flashed on half of them. He chanced another look through the tiny airlock window, where the humanoid covered in a red, blood-like substance rolled around on the floor writhing in pain. He hadn’t been writhing when they found him: he hadn’t been anything when they picked up the abnormal shape drifting in the Patrova line on their way to Erid."Ryland Grace has never been great at making friends. Now that he has a mutated, traumatized, and possibly insane man in the Hail Mary's quarantine room, he wishes he would have practiced more. Rocky wishes they'd ejected the monster out of the airlock.
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12 May 2026
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“You’re feisty; I like feisty. It’d be fun. I’d show you a good time. It might help you relax a little. And, you make the best damn lamb shanks I’ve ever put in my mouth, and I gotta pay you back for that somehow.”
Ringing silence. Sanji’s half-finished cig drops from his slack lips and rolls into the sea, another tragic casualty of familiarly insane logic. What, is it hereditary or something? “There are,” he tries weakly, when it’s clear that Ace is done and waiting for a response, “so many other ways to do that.”
Impishly, Ace tallies up another finger. “And you blush cute.”
“I’ll gut you.”
“But I taste bad.”
“I won’t know that until I try.”
Glee lights up Ace’s face. Sanji weighs the merits of going overboard to retrieve his cigarette.
Or: Ace fucks around. Sanji finds out.
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17 Jan 2026
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On the cusp of political turmoil and war, Sanji and Zoro find comfort, distraction, and love in an astonished Ace.
Or, King Sanji and his vizier, Zoro, set their sights on the newest member of court.Bookmarked by ValKeye
16 Jan 2026
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retain that dear perfection which he owes without that title by jussasimplecreachure
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
22 Apr 2024
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Jotaro didn’t think he knew anyone as well as he knew Kakyoin now; fifty days spent sharing the same living quarters, eating the same foods, watching the same sunsets, and experiencing the same battles had weathered Jotaro’s colder exterior and pushed him to tolerate, and, later, enjoy the other boy’s presence. He had seen Kakyoin both at his best and worst; he had seen him in those rare moments where the redhead got so lost in his books that he absently chewed on the pen he used to annotate, occasionally sticking the nub in his mouth and choking on the bitter taste of ink, and he had seen him possessed, bloodthirsty, and willing to kill.
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4 times Kakyoin tells Jotaro a fun fact, and 1 time Jotaro tells Kakyoin one.
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28 Nov 2025
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nights are warm (and the days are young) by thespideyboy
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
08 Mar 2020
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His gaze drifts away from Jotaro, latches onto the metaphysical glow of their mingling stands. “I didn’t think they’d interact like this.”
“It’s a little ridiculous, if you ask me.” Jotaro grumbles, trying (and probably failing) to hide the satisfied flush of his cheeks.
Mouth curving, Kakyoin tilts his head, lets his hair fall to the side, “It’s almost like they missed each other.”
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