9 Works by agentfancypants
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little baby anglerkashi by agentfancypants, rabbit_with_a_sword
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
15 Apr 2026
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Sakumo is in Kiri, cleaning up, when he meets a dying woman with a too-wide mouth of teeth.
"You like kids, right? You don't eat 'em?"
or, Sakumo finds a baby and decides he's his now. He's even already built for cannibalism!
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- Part 2 of kakashi bits
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Kakashi's Uncle Sukea is kind of weird, but he's better than nobody. He supposes. He reads porn, he's late all the time, and he's made it his mission to be annoying and uncannily observant.
But Uncle Sukea is there. So that's something.
(Scenes in Kakashi's life with his Uncle Sukea, from various points of view.)
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- Part 4 of kakashi bits
- Part 2 of Uncle Sukea
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“So… you really are applying for a sabbatical to run around the elemental nations as an, ahem, horny civilian?” Shikaku leafs through the papers, looking with despair at the perfectly neat penmanship. The annoyance of everyone in his life (including Gai) thinking he should be doing literally anything with his life except ANBU has dulled, so he can enjoy their flabbergasted looks when he decides to do something stupid.
This is a deeply, horribly, stupid idea. Kakashi knows this. However, Kakashi is also nineteen, and thus allowed to do stupid things like fucking his way across the Elemental Nations.
(It might even have worked, if he hadn't accidentally-on-purpose seduced the Shadow Mizukage.)
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- Part 5 of kakashi bits
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Uncle Sukea is late to pick Kakashi up from the academy again.
That's not very strange, just annoying. But Kakashi can tell something is wrong, today.
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- Part 3 of kakashi bits
- Part 1 of Uncle Sukea
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want me by agentfancypants
Fandoms: 망나니 소교주로 환생했다 - 대은호 | Reincarnated as an Unruly Heir - eunho (Webnovel)
08 Apr 2024
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Ma Chunso is the leader of the Ming Cult. He can have anything he wants.
Hwi wishes he'd let himself be wanted.
(Quick scene because these two Would Not Leave my head)
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ANBU tattoos have a killswitch built into them.
Kakashi's doesn't work.
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- Part 1 of kakashi bits
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“Well…… I stole a knife.”
“Is that- The knife from Sausage’s church? Why- why do you have that, fWhip?”
“I - this is the one that he used when he- you know. Made us siblings.”One rose has withered. The other two talk.
Inspired by and direct sequel to the wither-rose alliance, or: siblings trying their best by rabbit_with_a_sword.
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For Frostbyte Freeman, rotten flesh is an addiction. Gnawing on his fingers makes sense, as the cold in his core grows.
An examination of Frost’s autocannibalism habits throughout the storyline of the Future SMP.
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Frostbyte Freeman's Escape from the North Pole by agentfancypants
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Future SMP
04 Dec 2020
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This is the story of how Frostbyte Freeman escaped the north pole. His hatred for Christmas runs deeper than anyone would expect.