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    Sometimes Martin envies type A people their extensive vocabulary of subvocalizations. They get to use their subvocal suite to communicate perfectly reasonable things, like back off and that's mine and hello sexy. Unlike Martin, whose subvocals exist for the sole purpose of making him sound like the biggest, whiniest baby. Especially when he's coming up on a heat.

    Martin keeps it under wraps as best he can, but there's only so long he can hold it in. So, sometimes, after a long workday, Martin double-checks that everyone else has left the archives, makes sure the door at the top of the stairs is locked, and lets loose a bit. Throws himself a little pity party. He's entitled to it. He's earned it.

    Specifically, it's the kind of pity party that involves relaxing the muscles of his throat, feeling the vibrating thrum building up behind his teeth, and exhaling out a mournful trill of hello? I'm here? Is anyone there? I'm here. I'm all alone.

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    08 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Before applying to work on the intergalactic space station, you made sure to do your due diligence. You weren’t going in blind. You made sure you knew what you were getting into. You’ve read the accounts, the incensed Reddit posts. You’ve read peer-reviewed articles. You read scaremongering news items and, not to put too fine a point on it, outright xeno porn stories.

    There are a lot of the latter. This is an illustration of your overarching finding: humans are hot for aliens, to life- and world-ruining consequences.

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    06 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 75

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    After recovering from his brush with Prentiss and becoming more and more worried for his safety, Jon keeps finding himself at a kink store run by Martin. Surely something's afoot.

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    06 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 50

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    Dirk is fine. His levels are stress are perfectly manageable, and he'll only go see that pro dom because Dave is being unreasonable.

    (Guess what: he is not fine.)

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    06 Apr 2026

  5. Rec *

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    everyone wants a father figure, and the more time dennis spends in the pitt, the further he feels from god. he hasn’t called his family in weeks. it only makes sense that he starts worshipping dr michael robinavitch instead.

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    robby, dennis & jack work their shit out on each other

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    28 Jan 2026

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