14 Works by crypticmenace
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here is the repeated image of the lover destroyed by crypticmenace
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jun 2024
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Everything hurts. Crowley just wants to feel good.
(aka Crowley has a Depression Wank™️)
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scottish safehouse drabbles for jmart week
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i’ll call you darling, hold you close by crypticmenace
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
06 Feb 2022
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“Elias Bouchard invites you to:
The Jonah Magnus Honorary Ball
The department heads of the Magnus Institute are eager to meet and thank our wonderful donors and academic colleagues.
Meals will be provided by hotel staff. Partner required.
January 22nd-24th
RSVP at [email protected]”
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Jon has to go to a ball/weekend getaway on behalf of the archives, and he needs a date. The problem is, he isn’t actually dating anyone. And he most certainly isn’t dating Martin—the only one who agreed to go with him—no matter how much he wishes he was.
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love doth know no fullness, nor no bounds by crypticmenace
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
04 Dec 2021
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Jon, Martin, and their Scottish safehouse wedding.
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The archives crew goes to the institute Halloween party!
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It’s Martin’s time of the month. Luckily, Jon is there to take care of him
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Jon, Martin, and some pre-unknowing tea
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Jonathan Sims works in research at the Magnus Institute, London. As a researcher, it’s incredibly important for him to cross-reference facts and information, which is why he spends most of his time in the institute’s library instead of the research offices. Despite what Tim says, it has absolutely nothing to do with a certain incredibly attractive librarian and his tea.
(It absolutely does)
or: two holidays where Jon and Martin almost kissed, and one where they finally did
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Charlie wakes up to find themself snuggled up with Mac. Oh, shit.
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as the salt fills my lungs (my last words are for you) by crypticmenace
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
31 Dec 2020
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Scene analysis of That Scene in gang goes to hell part 2, from Dennis’s perspective
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Dennis Kills Mac in the Suburbs by crypticmenace
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
17 Sep 2020
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Basically, if they had cracked just a day earlier.
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murder is fun and those bastards deserved it by crypticmenace
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series)
13 Aug 2020
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C.C. Tinsley is a hardworking (though rather jaded) detective. Ricky Goldsworth is a serial killer with dozens of bodies behind him, and he’s simply itching to go on another killing spree.
Unbeknownst to Tinsley, the killer he’s chasing is his roommate, who’s starting to get rather anxious at how close C.C. is becoming to solving the case. -
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“Tinsley, will you paint my nails?”
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Shaw comes out to Root