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    Part 1; what would you do if life was causing such mental and physical hardship?

    Part 2; If you had a chance to sell your soul, Offer it to Satan himself, NO strings attached!
    Would you do it?

    Part 3; entertainment for the soulless

    Part 4; what can a soulless human and an archangel get up to?
    Part 5; lucifer's POV: insight into my beginning

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    "Shinobi, especially those above chuunin level or who have experience in warfare, should not be approached with any fast, secretive or possibly triggering movements. This can lead to a reflex that causes them to attack comrades and enemies indiscriminately without realizing their surroundings, and can prove especially dangerous for the less capable."
    - Shinobi Handbook, Vol. 1 ch. 2

    Sakura doesn't think Naruto can even read, so she doesn't know why she expects him to know what's just the most important rule in the continued existence of their careers. Or lives.

    Kami, Sakura isn't ready to die for this blonde idiot quite yet.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Hahahha that's definitely one way to show that kakashi is kind of incompetent for taking care of children.

    And fuck the sandime for taking a man who lost literally everybody encouraging him to stay in anbu and then taking him out for a month before shoving three children that remind him of everything he lost....

    Honestly I'm surprised kakashi didn't snap in the anime and like kill at least one of the kids...

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    During their mission to Wave, Sakura realises how behind she is in her training and decides to do something about it. She vows to become a shinobi her Village and her teammates can respect and depend on. But Sakura has always been a paper-ninja, so her first stop for inspiration is the library where she finds unexpected help in the form of one very bored tokujo who quickly goes on to become an integral part of her life. Soon, despite the neglect of her sensei and all odds seemingly against her, Sakura's destiny begins to change.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Okay so I'm really glad Sakura got to be her own person instead of a punching bag....

    I kind of hated kakashi for the the entirety of it until he became a desk Ninja Ie anbu commander... He became a bit more human than.... It's sad that they just straight up killed Obito because he could have been a good dude with the seal removed from his heart but I get why they didn't... It would have been traumatizing for everyone after all of the murder.

    I think my favorite character was definitely Yuki from the mist, with the sharp teeth and the sass not to mention the sexy and flirtability.

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    It was Namikaze Minato's dream to become Hokage. He often dreamt of the round office in the Hokage building, the plush leatherbound chair, and even the stacks of endless papers. What he hadn't dreamt about was an infuriating and stalking ANBU operative who didn't know manners and decided that Minato's life was far too easy and thus decided to do something about it.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Tell me this has something to do with time travel cuz that would make it a thousand times better and more hilarious oh my God this was good though

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    It's never easy to lose the one you love, but it's harder to accept the blame for something you never did. How much can one take before you inevitably break? The answer to that question is different for everyone, but even the boy famous for his smile and cheer couldn't carry the weight for long. Naruto, young and wounded, leave his former home behind to search for his own way out and his own happy ending.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Hehehehehe yesss

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    After Sasuke finally snapped for the second time and destroyed the village(again), Naruto and Jiraiya have had about enough of the colossal mess the world has turned into. With a seal and a bit of guesswork the two of them pull their resources together and say adios to their timeline and jump backwards. The Sannin have never felt better, twenty-one years old and healthy as a horse. Naruto on the other hand.. not so much. Why? He's nine and short.
    Mina/Naru

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    07 Jun 2026

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    It only took 44 chapters for them to realize they had a crush properly...

    Okay for Minato to realize he had a crush...

    Another like 5 or 10 chapters before Naruto kind of got it...

    And then they shared some kisses and another handful of chapters later upload job and that's it.

    Naruto is 60 going on 15 and Minato is 16...

    They've prevented the fall of the sinju, killed Danzo (though it took another 6 Plus months to deal with some of the root) not to mention the other elders being complete cunts about literally everything.

    They met baby-teen rasa (gaara's dad) he's now blind in one eye and has a bunch of scars but he's not dead..... Meanwhile kakashi is traumatized as fuck from going to war at the age of five, everyone else's traumatized from going to war at the age of 15 16...

    Unfinished,