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Mission Accomplished by charingfae, ETL_Echo_Audiobooks, Ivmaruva, thebreathbefore (Brookeends)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Sep 2025
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The worst part of being on assignment with Malfoy isn't guarding Neville, living in a tent for two weeks, or traipsing through dense Scottish forest. It's that Malfoy’s an incorrigible flirt intent on driving her barmy.
So Hermione does what any good partner would do.
She flirts back.
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He grabs the sleek leather straps of her wand holster. A faint brush of knuckles along the swell of her breasts makes her breath hitch. Did he just—?
He clears his throat. “Sorry.”
Is it her imagination, or is his voice more gravelly than usual?
He pulls on her straps and tugs with all his strength. “There,” he rasps. “Nice and tight.”
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04 Jun 2026
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“You know,” she says, her voice a little too tender, a little too honest, “I’ll allow you to be rude to me. Just once. Tell me how you really feel.”
He hesitates, his gaze dropping to her lips and then back to her eyes. “I don’t think you’d like it.”
“Try me.”
D/Hr Advent 2024
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03 Jun 2026
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We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study by CrystalMyst
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2026
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Draco stared at the screen. Or, more accurately, the words on the screen. His face lax and unreadable, he looked from Hermione back to where the title glowed in clean black letters.
Why We Should Fuck (& Maybe More): An Empirical Study
He looked at her like she’d grown another head, or a tail, or declared she was in love with the elderly and deaf Ministry archivist, Agnes Brocklehurst. He looked pained, but somehow managed to keep his tone light and casual. “So, what’s all this then?”
“What does it look like? I have a proposal to discuss.”
“With that title?”
“Yes.”
“And this is the personal project you wanted to discuss with… me. I am… one of the ‘we’?”
“Well, I wasn’t planning to present it to McLaggen.”
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Hermione gets tired of waiting, and makes a slide deck to convince Draco that he wants her.
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27 May 2026
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Hermione has everything figured out. Sex is like food. Club nights are far too expensive. And men belong in the category of 'things that are more faff than they're worth'. You know, like hair straightening charms, lingerie, and mathematical integration.
This is a story about food and sex, though not at the same time.
Winner of best fluff, best smut, and runner-up for best use of prompt in the Dramione Fanfiction Forum's 2020 'Sounds Like Dramione' comp.Series
- Part 1 of Smutty Dramione Rom-Coms
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24 May 2026
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Pillow Talk by PurpleSugarQuills for CharliPetidei
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Aug 2021
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“So,” she says before the silence can stretch to something too awkward to salvage. “Normal human interaction warrants conversation.”
Beside her, Malfoy snorts. “We’re hardly normal humans, Granger.”
A friends-with-benefits story about the moments that come after the sex.
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23 May 2026