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hit (on in) the showers by inimitability
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Jun 2026
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The Metros make a request of Shane: can he wait ten, fifteen minutes before he gets in the shower after practice? Just so the rest of them can shower first? It's only fair that they get to go first, since they have wives and girlfriends waiting for them at home, and obviously they can't shower at the same time. They wouldn't want Shane checking them out, or anything.
Shane gets the vicious crashout he deserves and gives the (individualized, highly personal) callouts the Metros deserve.
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Life Is A Nightmare by inimitability
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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The thing about being gay and closeted---gay and closeted and desperate to stay there and terrified that the people around you will figure it out---is that it leads to a lot of walking on eggshells. You wear a purple shirt one time and a teammate says that it's girly, what are you, gay?, and you laugh it off then throw the shirt away and never wear anything purple (or pink, or orange or yellow, just to be safe) again. You can sacrifice that to keep your secret, your friendships, your career safe.
One locker room joke about bands that wear eyeliner, and rookie Shane Hollander (whose buddy Joe lost a stick of liner in his car on their way to Warped Tour that summer to celebrate the start of his NHL career) panics and says he doesn't listen to music at all, ever. To keep the lie going, he stops listening to music in public for over a decade---until Harris is trying to talk to him about a social media trend and references a song Shane is too distracted to pretend he doesn't know.
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- Part 2 of HR surprises/reveals
- Part 1 of ways the Metros traumatized Shane
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The "Get Out Of Jail Free" Clause by inimitability
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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In Monopoly, a "get out of jail free" card is a card that, as the name implies, lets the player get out of jail without paying for it. When you have that card, you don't have to play it immediately. You just hold onto it in case it's ever needed.
The Montreal Metros had a rule in their contracts nobody really followed. It was stupid so everyone broke it, and it was just kind of an open secret. They'd never FIRE you for breaking it, so who cared?
Well, a Shane Hollander who knew he was already doing something a lot worse that he couldn't legally be fired for and didn't want to give them a different excuse. That's who cared.
Or: A post-game press conference gets very honest in a way that reflects a hell of a lot worse on his old team than it does on Shane.
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- Part 1 of going off on journalists
- Part 1 of HR surprises/reveals
- Part 2 of ways the Metros traumatized Shane
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Cards On The Table by inimitability for Megzilla01, devilstongueknot, woviel, appleschloss
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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Obi-Wan has been taken hostage before, but never has he found himself in a situation quite as dire as this. He knows his men are coming for him, but what condition will he be in when they get there?
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Agatha is trapped in a miserable life in an unsafe home under the control of the kind of man who should never be given power over anything or anyone.
Enter Scratch, who excels in helping people get what they want. (In exchange for their souls, of course.)
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HR surprises/reveals by inimitability
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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A series of unconnected oneshots where Heated Rivalry characters (mostly Shane so far, but like my other series, I'm having Thoughts about Luca) reveal something about their backstory or reasoning for canon decisions. Because half of Shane's life has the potential to be deeply tragic when you really think about it and he deserves to live authentically.
Marked as complete because all works stand alone and are complete, but I'll keep adding more as the plot bunnies arrive.
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ways the Metros traumatized Shane by inimitability
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 May 2026
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What it says on the container. Unrelated oneshots. Marked complete because each individual work is, but I have like four WIPs that will land here eventually.
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going off on journalists by inimitability
Fandom Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
24 May 2026
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A series of unconnected one shots where Heated Rivalry characters (mostly Shane so far, but I have Thoughts for a Luca fic) go off on asshole journalists because Shane deserves to stick up for himself and should be allowed to kill one reporter or Metro per season for enrichment.
Marked as complete because all works stand alone and are complete, but I'll keep adding more as the plot bunnies arrive.
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saber-assigned soulmates (and other exaggerations) by inimitability
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
31 Dec 2025
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The kyber crystal chooses the Jedi. Wielding a saber whose crystal didn't choose you will never be as easy as wielding your own. This means sabers a) have the capacity to like or dislike people and b) have the capacity to be obstinate little shits to people they dislike.
If a certain Jedi's saber really likes you, I'm not saying it means you're soulmates, but I'm not saying it DOESN'T mean you're soulmates, either.
Most works reference each other but stand alone fairly well, so reading previous isn't necessarily required, but I would recommend reading at least the first before Cards on the Table. To readers who want all the fluff and nothing else, skip that last one. Series is listed as complete but I may wander back someday should my muse desire.
Works inspired by/podfics/"what if"s/etc are all welcome, just let me know so I can check them out!
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Letters written by Emilie and Agatha before and after the events of the play.
Complete, but may be added to someday if inspiration strikes again.
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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re: hi by fleezerweezer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Apr 2026
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At eleven years old Ilya Rozanov's class is given an assignment:
They will be randomly paired with a student at another school in Canada via email. In order to get full credit on the assignment, they must send at least five emails back and forth and gather enough information to write their project.
After seven years, Ilya is pretty sure he's done enough for 100%
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Shane and Ilya sending emails throughout the years. What happens when they meet?
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- Part 1 of re: hi
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21 Apr 2026
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if i could be under your skin (closer than we've ever been) by petitepeach
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Feb 2026
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This is the real, honest truth of it: Shane has spent years navigating his own personal rules about touch, putting up barriers out of necessity, only for Ilya Rozanov to knock them down with ease. No one has ever touched Shane like he has. Shane has never wanted anyone to. But Ilya Rozanov—Shane wants him, in a way that’s new and terrifying. They’ve been as close as two people can possibly be, and still Shane wants more.
or, Shane Hollander has a carefully controlled relationship with touch. Ilya Rozanov changes that.- Language:
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22 Mar 2026
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All Our Little Victories (and Losses) by Vee (Vera_DragonMuse)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Feb 2026
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The Pikes had a rough season, but now they may have a path forward to a new home, new friends and maybe some more unconventional changes.
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- Part 2 of win conditions
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The Rozanov-Hollander Concise Guide to Macroeconomics by Eigengrau (aussiebee)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Feb 2026
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Or, Five Times Ilya and David Met in Boston and One Time They Met in Canada
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That one fic where David platonically nerd-seduces Ilya into becoming his son without any input from Shane.
Bookmarked by inimitability
27 Feb 2026