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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    17 May 2026

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    17 May 2026

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    The first thing Shen Yuan did upon transmigrating was shave that monstrosity of a mustache. What was Mu Qingfang thinking, Shen Yuan wondered, glaring at himself in the mirror?! Well, he thought, it’s too late now.

    He was now Mu Qingfang, peak lord of Qian Cao peak. He might as well get used to calling himself that now, so.

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    09 May 2026

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    When Azula is nine, she becomes an only child. She hears the Fire Lord call for Zuko's life, and in the morning, her mother and brother are gone. Azula may be young, but she isn't naive. She knows what happened to them.

    Which makes it all the more surprising when Azula tracks the Avatar down and fights his group of peasant friends, only to find herself staring into an eerily familiar face.

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    04 May 2026

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    Of all the plans Robby made for his three-month sabbatical, he never expected to end up on his own doorstep, trying to break into his own house. 

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    18 Apr 2026

  6. Rec 65

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    Ryuji gets some advice that the best way to confess his crush to Yusuke would be to paint something for him.

    It's gonna take a while before Ryuji paints anything he thinks is good enough to give to a literal genius artist.

     

    Celebrating RyuKita Week 2024!

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    29 Mar 2026

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    There is something different about Shen Qingqiu.

    He is kinder, he is less likely to reduce disciples and fellow peak lords alike to tears, he is… close to Shang Qinghua?

    Or

    The five things Shang Qinghua knows about Shen Qingqiu that Liu Qingge doesn’t know and the one thing about Shen Qingqiu that only Liu Qingge knows.

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    22 Mar 2026

  8. Rec 95

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    In which Shen Qingqiu, faced with Qing Jing Peak’s perpetual lack of funding, decides to rework novels from his world. One thing leads to another, and somehow he invents both plagiarism and the first ever cultivation kpop-themed merchandise scheme. As though this isn't enough, his dabbles in writing original work end up as self insert RPF featuring esteemed war god Liu Qingge, entirely on accident.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    Breaking through the lines of underground crime rings is nothing new for Mysterion. But when money begins disappearing and a company's 'goodhearted' intentions seem to be nothing more than a front, he and an insider will have to work with one another to put the pieces together and to keep themselves out of the line of fire.

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    15 Mar 2026

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    Akechi had the perfect plan.

    He'd been trailing the Thieves through Shido's palace for hours. They were getting tired, but kept pushing on nevertheless - and only needed one more letter of recommendation to open the door to Shido. Akechi would patiently let them do the dirty work for him. He would ambush them on their way back out, to give Joker his promised rematch and take the letters for himself after proving once and for all why he was better than all of them!

    At least that had been his plan before the Thieves started to lose their current battle. Against a bunch of random Shadows, and yet they were making quick work of the Thieves. It was somehow not as satisfying to watch as he had imagined.

    He watched them being taken down one after the other.

    This wasn't good.

    The leader of the Shadows raised his weapon to finish Joker off.

     

    God-FUCKING-dammit!

     

    Akechi dropped off his ledge and into the fray.

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    27 Jan 2026

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    Ren is the first to clear his throat. “So… Bringing you along did help?”

    “Joker,” Morgana calls hysterically, “are you saying that out of all people, the Black Mask is your soulmate?!”

    Well. Ren is pretty sure it was the Black Mask who said the words, not him, but he still kind of ends up nodding, but also shrugging because what the fuck.

    Soulmarks are found on everyone’s left arm; the first words your soulmate will say to you.

    Usually, this would make meeting your soulmate a relatively easy task.

    Ren doesn’t have that kind of luck.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    “Nobody seems to know what to do with you. When I received the call, the warden seemed bewildered that you were even here at all.” It was a phone call that Naoto would not soon forget—the chilling way that the warden seemed to continually forget what he was asking mid-sentence, unable to latch onto Akechi’s name as if his existence was something contingent on his direct and immediate presence.

    Akechi bared his teeth, eyes in shadow. “Nobody has ever known what to do with me,” he said, voice dripping acid.

    “Then, this should be refreshing for you,” he said, delighting in the way that Akechi’s gaze sharpened as Naoto plucked a nonexistent piece of lint from his coat. “You’re coming with me. To Inaba.”


    At the end of P5R, the world forgets Akechi.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    After a falling out with his parents regarding his future, Ren Amamiya enrolls in a culinary arts academy in the United States.

    There, miles across the sea, he has a chance encounter with Goro Akechi, who’d left him with a single glove and the memory of a bitterly cold winter evening.

    …He also learns that Akechi really can’t cook to save his life, nor can he afford takeout at the moment.

    Ren, eager to prove himself beyond curry and coffee, needs a harsh critic in order to hone his culinary skills. Someone who won’t just nod politely and choke down whatever’s on the plate.

    So, they strike up another deal.
    Ren will prepare a new dish each time they meet. Akechi will taste it, and give his verdict.
    If Ren can get Akechi to rank any meal an honest ten out of ten, then that means he’s succeeded.

    It’s a simple deal. And nothing could possibly complicate things.

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    13 Nov 2025

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    Ever since time reset back to April, Goro Akechi has been leading the Phantom Thieves in Akira's absence, since he never awakened his persona -- the trigger that allowed every other Phantom Thief, when their time came, to remember the events of the previous timeline. However, things grow desperate as the time to confront Shido approaches. To get their leader back, the Phantom Thieves will need to resort to more...desperate measures.

    NEW GAME + SANS AKIRA AU

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    09 Nov 2025

  15. Rec 71

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    A look into Goro Akechi's burner phone. Being the leader of the Phantom Thieves of Hearts is hard work, but putting up with Akira's friends when they're off duty just might be harder.

    NEW GAME + SANS AKIRA AU

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Goro Akechi is Representative Shido’s obedient son, perfect Detective Prince, and unfailing assassin.

    And then he meets Akira Kurusu.
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    Or, what if Shido raised Akechi, and what if Akechi had actually befriended the Phantom Thieves?

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    05 Nov 2025

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    @dungeonmap @J0KER420 nishima is offline
    @J0KER420 @dungeonmap
    @kirifuda hey if we're mutuals you can add me on my priv @J0KER420

    or: fandom au, where joker is a big name fan, crow is his favorite fic author, and everything goes even worse than expected.

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    25 Sep 2025

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    Pretending is part of Goro's daily life, masks hiding his true intentions and feelings are things he uses very often.

    However, the idea of lying about his relationship status never occurred to him.

    Yet, now he is in a "relationship" with Leblanc's barista to trick his colleague and the therapist who doesn't know that they don't know each other.

    And between medical appointments, dates, and his personal investigations, Goro must now manage the storm that is his emotions when it concerns Akira Kurusu.

    Where is the line between pretended and true love after all?

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    A Fake dating couple therapy story where Goro and Akira use lame excuses to date.

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    24 Sep 2025

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    Goro briefly wondered if this Halloween would be the third year in a row that they ended up asleep in each other’s arms, but Akira wasn’t even here yet.

    Or, at least Goro thought he wasn’t here, until the scrappy brown haired kid in the kitchen took a breath to tell Goro what his own name was and was interrupted by Goro suddenly spinning around on his heel to face the door the instant he heard Akira’s laugh from the entryway, and he was already moving towards the direction of the sound before the flat-haired kitchen guy could say anything else.

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    Goro pines over Akira while waiting for him at a Halloween party

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    21 Sep 2025

  20. Rec 91

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    What if Igor and Lavenza couldn't reach to Joker in time?
    What if Akechi wasn't chosen to be the one who destroys the world?
    What if Morgana WAS late?

    Something really wrong is happening in Tokyo and a teenager who is on a criminalogy intership programme is determined to solve the mystery of sudden mental shutdowns.

    With the help of a human in denial, who can hide in his bag.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    397
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    Hits:
    19,241

    13 Sep 2025

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