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he's my man, we're hand in hand by dangodangomilk
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Apr 2026
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Phainon's skin has turned ashen, much like the dull grey of a weathered marble statue. Fractures split across his face, unusual cracks spidering outwards like shattered porcelain. An otherworldly, galactic glow bleeds through the fissures beneath the wounds, spilling most vividly along his cheek and his left eye, and the largest wound near his head burns a violet fire that flickers and pulses dimly.
“Deliverer,” Mydei says carefully, but Phainon flinches as if Mydei had just said something vile to him instead. “This is what you meant by waiting until it goes back to normal?”
An unexpected mishap reverts Phainon's form into that of the Flame Reaver. It's Mydei's job to show the prisoner of flames that he is still very much loved.
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13 May 2026
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The correct way of using FR clones 😌👍
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Mydei goes to compete at Okhema's Annual Livestock, Hyrbid and Agricultural Show. However, he finds himself distracted by his main competition for best in show, a bull claiming to hail from a remote mountain village, one who is far too good looking, and far too horny, that Mydei can barely concentrate on the competition at all!
After competing against each other at the show, Mydei is horrified (and secretly thrilled) to find the bull - nicknamed 'The Deliverer' - appear on his home terf. Phainon is here to do just one thing, to breed Mydei. And he'll be staying for however long it takes.
Mydei decides to challenge the bull. If he can somehow impress him, then Mydei will let the bull breed him.
He doesn't intent to make it easy.
My attempt at a Cow hybrid AU that very much got out of hand! (Cowdei and Bullnon)
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19 Apr 2026
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Unexpectedly wholesome and naughty cowdei (and bullnon!)
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29 Mar 2026
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It hurts beautifully. That's all I can say.
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#HESMARRIED is currently trending by tonestorm
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
20 Mar 2026
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Amphoreus Magazine ✓ @amphoreus
Congratulations to @phainon for being our Most Eligible Bachelor five years in a row!
1k Replies • 9K Retweets • 147k LikesPhainon Khaslana ✓ @phainon
Thank you for your votes, everyone! Can’t express just how grateful I am for all your love but, unfortunately, I’m no longer deserving of this title. Haven’t been for a long time actually but I can finally say it because just last week I got married!
27k Replies • 76.1K Retweets • 2M Likesfamous actor Phainon Khaslana reveals that he's married. the internet does what the internet does - it freaks out.
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- Part 1 of phaidei social media au
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26 Mar 2026
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This needs canon-compliant tag (/j) due to accurate depiction of hsr twitter/x 😂
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As a dishonored knight of a fallen kingdom, Phainon has sworn his loyalty now to the holy city Okhema, only working in the shadows underneath the Council of Elder's demands.
When they task him to kill the crown prince known as Mydeimos, he accepts it, even knowing the rumors of Mydeimos being immortal.
Rumors are just rumors, and Phainon kills Mydeimos, succeeding in his task.
At least, He was pretty sure he killed him..
If not for the fact Mydeimos himself shows up in Okhema demanding for his assassin's hand in marriage.Bookmarked by nonexistentially
07 Oct 2025
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Mydei doesn't know a thing about the art of courting, but he's Moedeimos so anything he does work splendidly on Phainon. Two idiots fumbling each other with a good reason.