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And what the king’s about letting her ride off alone into a battle like that— though I suppose I can’t stop her doing as she likes and perhaps his Majesty can’t either.
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One didn’t, unfortunately, actually learn to read medieval manuscripts in the best boarding schools, even if they were also the way your nearest geopolitical neighbor still calculated time.
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Lirael, Nick, and Sam learn about historical astronomy methods of the Old Kingdom, embarrass themselves variously, become slightly better friends, and visit a less dangerous library than usual.
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"The Chamber already has a prophet. Yesterday I had to break up a fight between her and another twelve-year-old over a kitten."
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it's time to light the lights by orthostatics for elegantstupidity
Fandoms: Tortall - Tamora Pierce
28 Nov 2024
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Am I your fellow knight or not, Neal?
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The Death of Walda of Rohan; or, Herawyn Battle-lover, the Girl who Saved the Mark by orthostatics for MimiHylea
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Nov 2024
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Hundreds of years later, scholars still debate the historical significance of Éowyn of Rohan's self-insert OC.
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Ethan: We have an even bigger problem. Ilsa.
Benji: Ilsa. Our Ilsa?
—Mission: Impossible — Fallout (Paramount Pictures, 2018)Bookmarked by orthostatics
22 Mar 2026
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Prelude and Fugue on the name of B.A.C.H. (spurious?) by nnozomi for Castiron
Fandoms: Lord Peter Wimsey - Dorothy L. Sayers
23 Dec 2016
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A christening in the family leads to some detective work and another happy event.
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03 Mar 2026
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“Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”
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17 Feb 2026
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Wilson said, “So we’re just two friends who want to have sex with each other, who aren’t going to do anything about it.”
Spoken with the incredulity of a beautiful person with low impulse control. House shrugged.
“We’ve been that for years. Why mess with success?”
Wilson was looking at his mouth. He sounded strained. “I don’t think what we’re doing qualifies as success.”
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13 Feb 2026
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This looks like a job for.
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12 Feb 2026