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Joseph:
· It would probably take Joseph a little while before it suddenly clicks purely because of the bizarreness of it all.
· In the end Caesar or Lisa Lisa would end up having to sit him down and explain that no, it was not his body and NO he could not walk around with no shirt on.
· However, once it does set in expect to be bombarded by questions
· And then there’s S/O who is dying
· They so much as walk down the street to get some milk? They encounter at least 3 people who Joseph has pissed off
· They got jumped around ten times, luckily they aren’t nearly as weak as they think but oh just wait until they get back home to Jojo
Josuke:
· “Babe-BABE be CAREFUL with the hair!” “What are you doing with that hairbrush?”
· He’d be hovering over his S/O ensuring that they didn’t mess up his pomp and they would retaliate by doing everything within their power to take 10 years off of Josuke’s life span
· It starts raining? Time for a stroll down to Okuyasu’s
· The school swimming team need a new member? Don’t mind if they do
· Josuke’s mom asks if he wants a hat to cover his hair? Nothing has sounded better
· Josuke is suffering
Giorno:
· Out of all of them Giorno would take the news in the calmest manner, going about his duties as usual. After all, to be a don you have to work around all manners of setbacks.
· However that wouldn’t stop him from teasing you about your current predicament ;3
· “Ah, amore. Your body is so beautiful and delicate even now, like this”
· Meanwhile Mista and Narancia are losing their shit because, hello, the boss suddenly looks like his S/O and they’ve been pranking them all week, how LONG had Giorno been in his S/O’s body?!
· S/O is just amused at the two’s internal conflict as they wonder how dead they are while Narancia is contemplating which is worse: waiting for Giorno to kill him or getting Fugo to finish him off with a fork again
· Sex pistols are going to end up preparing a mini funeral for their user which helps with nothing other than offering amusement for the other members of Passione