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Auguste could be sooooooo naïve sometimes. Like, the type of person who thought he didn’t need to list all of his DNWs in his AO3 signup because he just assumed some kinks were obviously opt-in?
Well, as far as Laurent was concerned, some kinks were obviously opt-in … obviously opt-in, that is, until you had the misfortune to cross exchange paths with a writer calling himself “Damen” with a different notion of “opt-in” than you.
C’mon, every exchange regular sharing any of Auguste’s fandoms knew he always DNWed “incest,” “underage,” and “noncon,” and then lo and behold a wild “Damen” appears to participate in a flash exchange where DNWs aren’t allowed and writes Auguste unrequested Extremely-Underage-Uncle/Nephew-Incest-Rapefic?
Laurent had never seen his big brother cry before in his life, but that heartless fic had hit Auguste just a little too close to the proverbial family home. (They didn’t like to talk about it.)
Needless to say, Laurent had been waging a one-man online grudge war against this so-called “Damen” ever since …
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… and ’twas not until Laurent received a gift (slave) of his own that he emphatically Did! Not!! Want!!! did he realize:
He was fandom nemeses with Prince Damianos of Akielos.