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2020-12-24
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2020-12-24
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The show

Summary:

"As Bill opened his eyes, he glanced around in a mystified awe; what the fuck?"

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A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style fic with one ending. It's full of jokes, Pennywise being Pennywise, Bill being 100% done and Billwise. Please read the tags.

Art is mine.

Notes:

Hey guys! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

I wanted to celebrate my OTP by making this little text game that is meant to make people laugh lol

Thanks a bunch to all my friends who helped me while I was writing it, especially No Soup Can Clean My Dirty Mind, who found a bunch of typos!

Hope you have a good time playing this!

Chapter 1: Showtime

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As Bill opened his eyes, he glanced around in a mystified awe; what the fuck?

Beams of light cascaded from the ceiling, illuminating a red carpeted floor and a big sofa that had little clowns as a pattern.

A Christmas tree was placed close to it, creating a cozy ambient, but even though his still sleepy mind was slowly unfolding the scene playing right in front of his eyes, Bill knew something was amiss.

It seemed like a dream, but a silent voice in the back of his consciousness was slowly raising the possibility that Pennywise was behind it all.

Suddenly, a loud metallic screech resonated from around the room, bringing some hidden sound equipment to life and making the redhead jump in place.

Upbeat carnival music exploded at the same time confetti fell from the sky, showering Bill from head to toe, sticking to his pajamas and hair.

A high pitched, crazed laugh filled the place.

Bill:

Tried to hide behind the sofa.

Stood where he was, defiantly waiting for the clown.