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Jordan wasn’t a kinky dude. He liked normal stuff. Good stuff—never let it be said that Jordan Staal had anything other than the highest caliber sex—but normal stuff. Nothing weird.
Apparently, though, sometime around the time he started dating two dudes at once he became kind of a kinky person.
It was just so much fun to wind Sid up. Jordan loved the way his blush started low around his collar and then rose up in blotchy patches, sometimes to the tips of his ears. Jordan had said and done a lot of things to produce that blush.
Jordan and Geno liked to team up, tease Sid without Sid noticing he was being teased. Make him blush, make him smile.
That day it was about sex. They were standing around in Geno’s kitchen while they waited for the takeout leftovers to reheat. Geno said, at one point, “Sid, is clear you not know very much about sex,” which got some indignant noises from Sid.
“Come on, Sid,” Jordan said, “I bet before us you’d only ever been fucked on a bed on your hands and knees.”
Sid blushed and looked away.
The pause went on for way too long and then Jordan got it. “Oh Sid,” Jordan said, “Oh no.”
“We were first time?” Geno didn’t sound super surprised, but Geno never sounded surprised about anything.
Sid didn’t say anything, but his jaw was tight and his face was redder than Jordan had ever seen it.
Jordan grinned. “So that means if we haven’t done it, you haven’t done it?”
Sid nodded.
“Never been on top?” Geno grinned.
Sid nodded.
“You’ve never fucked in the shower?” Jordan asked.
“Never sixty-nined?” Geno asked.
Sid looked redder with every question.
“You’ve never come on someone’s face?” Jordan said.
Geno grinned. “Never have someone come on your face?”
“You guys don’t have to just make a list of things I’ve never done!” Sid has his arms crossed and was in full pout position.
“Why not? Is good for future to know. Like for example, now I know you’ve never tied anyone up, I know we put on to-do list.” Geno said.
“No way, Geno, you do not need to know that for the future. Tying people up is not on my to-do list,” Sid said.
“Is fun. Very sexy.” Geno gave Sid a look that Jordan felt down to his toes. He had never tied anyone up before and was, honestly, kind of weirded out by it. It would definitely not be on his to-do list. Maybe it was a little hot, though. But just a little.
“Not sexy. Weird. Very weird. You wanting it makes you pretty weird. Jordan, you’re with me on this right?”
Technically yes, but Jordan couldn’t side with Sid now. If he agreed with him when he was being this petulant it would only reinforce the behavior.
“No way, I’m totally into it. I love tying people up. I do it all the time. Get me some rope and I’m good to go.” Possibly that was overkill. Geno was laughing silently behind Sid.
Sid glared. “You two are gross and creepy and I can’t believe I sleep with you.”
Geno stepped close to Sid and put his hand on his neck. “We never do anything you don’t want. We just want you to try new things. And this is really fun new thing.”
Geno leaned in and started murmuring. Jordan couldn’t hear it but he could see Sid’s face and first Sid looked skeptical but then slowly his face changed and he looked more turned on that Jordan had ever seen him. Then Geno finished whatever he was saying and stepped away.
“Okay.” Sid’s voice cracked on the word. “Let’s get to it.” And he walked into Geno’s bedroom.
“Whoa.” Jordan grabbed hold of Geno’s arm before he could follow. “Wait, what are we getting to? What’s happening now?”
Geno smiled. “No morning skate tomorrow, not have to get up early, plenty of time tonight to tie you up.”
“Tie who up?”
Geno just smiled.
“No. No way. If someone’s getting tied up, it sure as fuck isn’t going to be me”
Sid came back out of the room, “What’s going on? What are we waiting for?”
Jordan looked at Sid. He was still flushed but it was a different flush. He looked like Jordan had just pulled off of his cock right before Sid came and Sid was trying to hold in the curses. That was his ‘I’m going to die from how much I want this’ blush not his ‘I’m going to die from how embarrassing this is’ blush. While Jordan was a fan of both blushes, the one Sid was sporting now made Jordan want to bow down and worship at Sid’s feet. He had done some incredibly stupid things to get that blush and now apparently he was going to let himself get tied up.
Jordan followed Sid into the bedroom and Geno followed. When they got there, Geno put his hands on Jordan’s hips and then slid Jordan’s shirt up.
“Shirt off, is better.”
Jordan let Geno take his shirt off and let him steer him toward the bed. Jordan kept a smile on his face the whole time and hoped that Sid couldn’t see how freaked out he was. He lay down on the bed and tried to smile while Geno went into the bottom drawer of his bedside table and came up with a set of leather handcuffs.
“See Sid, very sexy,” Geno said while he cuffed Jordan to the headboard. Who even had a headboard anymore? Jordan was rapidly revising his mental picture of Geno because he was clearly a kinky bastard.
When he was secure, Geno stepped back and he and Sid just looked at Jordan. Jordan tested the restraints and had a moment of pure panic when he realized how tight they were and how little he could move. It must have shown on his face because Geno was there in an instant kissing him and telling him he was doing a good job and didn’t he want to show Sid how fun this can be? Jordan got his breathing back in control and he nodded. Geno grinned and moved back to stand next to Sid.
Geno and Sid started by kissing, ignoring Jordan’s existence. Geno’s hands were in Sid’s hair and Sid’s were sliding up Geno’s back. Sid started to kiss Geno’s neck and Geno made a self-satisfied noise that absolutely killed Jordan. He tried to be strong and manly but it really sucked and he felt really left out and after a while he started making little huffing noises trying to get them to notice him. He started off quiet but got louder and louder until eventually they noticed and Sid kissed him while Geno removed his clothes and then Jordan had to watch again, immobile while Sid and Geno slowly took off each others' clothes.
By the time they were all naked, Jordan was already pretty turned on. Every slide of a hand across his skin felt more intense than he was used to, like it was the first time he’d ever been touched. It was hard not being able to touch them back. Jordan kept struggling with the bonds because he wanted to touch and he wanted to steer things, to have at least a little control. Sid and Geno kept kissing him and moving against him and Jordan wanted to slide his hand across the muscles in Geno’s back or tangle his hands in Sid’s hair. Eventually, as Sid kissed and bit a line down his chest and took his cock into his mouth, Jordan relaxed and started letting things happen.
Sid sucked his cock for a gloriously long time but he never let him come. Jordan voiced his protest to that but Sid shut him up by straddling Jordan and slowly sinking down on his cock. They both groaned. Sid and Geno were clearly sex ninjas, Jordan hadn’t even noticed Geno prepping Sid.
Sid was straddling Jordan moving slower than Jordan could comprehend, working himself on Jordan’s cock. Jordan wanted to grab his hips and move him faster, or hold him steady so Jordan could thrust up properly or something. But all he could do was beg. “Please Sid, god, please, harder, faster, please.” All Sid would do was smile and keep moving so goddamn slow.
Geno straddled his chest and moved toward Jordan’s head. “You are doing very good job.” It was maybe a little sad how proud that made him feel. “I think it is time for you to suck my cock.”
The angle was awkward but Jordan did the best he could, licking and sucking and taking as much of Geno in as he was able. It was wetter and sloppier than he usually managed, but he was ridiculously proud of how pleased Geno seemed. When the sounds Geno was making transitioned into his “about to come” noises Geno pulled back and moved off Jordan’s chest.
Sid was still moving super slow but when Geno started kissing and touching him he started to move faster. Geno wrapped his hand around Sid’s dick, jerking him off fast and hard, and Jordan could feel Sid tighten and then start to lose control and move faster and faster on his cock. Sid’s hips lost all rhythm and he came with a grunt and then moved to lie next to Jordan on the bed. He and Geno kissed lazily.
Jordan waited but Sid and Geno seemed lost to the world. Frustrated, he thrust his hips into the air. “Hey! Not done here! Help me out?”
Geno grinned. “And because he tied up, we can make him wait forever.”
Jordan made an undignified whining noise. Geno laughed and then showed some mercy by pulling Jordan’s legs apart. As Geno slid in his slick fingers, Jordan’s focus narrowed to the slow and steady stretch of Geno’s fingers in his ass. After probably not as much prep as Jordan would usually be comfortable with, Geno lined up his cock and pushed inside. Jordan dropped his head back and moaned at the burn as Geno started thrusting slow then faster and faster. Jordan’s whole body felt loose and highly sensitive. Geno was thrusting into him over and over while Sid reached over and jerked him off. He felt like he only truly existed at the points where he was restrained and the points where he was being touched by Sid and Geno. He felt a little like he was going to shake apart.
Fuck, being tied up was awesome.
By the time Jordan came, Geno following soon after, his entire body felt like a limp noodle. He felt completely fucked out. He didn’t even pretend to be invested in the cleanup process, he just let them untie him and then let them shove him around until everyone was in a comfortable place in bed. Geno spent a long time petting him and telling him that he did a good job and that was pretty cool, he guessed. Sid even patted his knee and said, “You did good, Jordan, “ but that was only after Geno told him too so it probably doesn’t really count.
Jordan fell asleep that night with Geno spooning him and Sid lying a few inches away not touching him. The last thing he heard as he was falling asleep was Sid saying, “That was pretty good. Next time let’s tie up Geno.”