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1.
"Hey Bones, it's Friday let's go out."
"Sorry Kid, I can't. Gotta wash my hair."
"...really?"
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2.
"C'mon Bones. It's the weekend, you can't study all weekend long! Come out with me."
"I am observing National Don't Go Out At All Week."
"Ok, now I know you're just messing with me."
"You haven't heard of that yet? Really? It's getting to be very popular in Amsterdam."
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3.
"I'm not taking no for an answer this time."
"I made an appointment with my eyebrow specialist."
.. I hate you a little, but good one."
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4.
"I need to get out before I vibrate out of my skin. C'mon Bones, you owe me!"
"I have jury duty."
"..Bones, jury duty doesn't even exist anymore."
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5.
"Before you even start. I know you have nothing planned, you don't work tomorrow and you don't need to study so get up and get dressed."
"I can't, I'm trying to be less popular."
"Ok, I'll admit I like that one. I'll order us take out."
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6.
"Listen, before you even ask.I can't go out, My brother-in-law's friend's father's grandmother's sister's aunt's turtle die and I'm mourning."
"I'm so confused I'm just going to go ahead and go."
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7.
"Ok, we ate, we studied, you've been watching that same holo for two hours. I need a drink."
"I don't usually go out on days that end with the letter "y". Sorry, personal preference."
"..since when?"
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8.
"Bones."
"Jim.
"No excuses, you're not going to get out of it this time. I don't care what weird or lame excuse you have in your arsenal."
"I am teaching a parrot to sing Adele's hit song "Someone Like You" tonight."
"..Bones you don't even own a parrot, what the hell."
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9.
"Hey Bones!"
"Dont even ask, I have to recount all my ceiling tiles, me and Nyota got into an argument over it."
"..when has Nyota come to visit you? Is there something you need to tell me?.. Bones? BONES!"
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10.
"Jesus. I'm begging you. Is that what you wanted? For me to beg you to go out and get a couple drinks with me?"
"I can't, I'm reading a book about antigravity. It's impossible to put down."
-silence-
"Nope. See this face? It's my 'your going to get a drink with me face'. That's what is and that was a horrible joke for someone that hates flying."
"Fine, I'll go. It's totally worth it for that joke."