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chatter-noir: purr-incess when are you gonna make your move on model boy and spare us your pining
mdc: when are you gonna mind your own business?
rena-ld: you wouldn't believe what happened
mdc: you won't believe what I would do to you if you tell him!
gram-pacer: your simping isn't new dudette
mdc: I'm not a simp!
chatter-noir: press x to doubt
gram-pacer: x
rena-ld: x
v.i.p.: x
ryuko: x
mdc: et tu ryuko?
ryuko: I'm always honest
mdc: ;(
rena-ld: you got him presents for his next 50 birthdays don't act betrayed
ryuko: get help
v.i.p.: ^seconded
mdc: first of all: ouch. second of all: mind your business. third of all: I never told you about that!?!?!?
rena-ld: here's a little lesson in trickery~
chatter-noir: this is going down in history~
gram-pacer: what the heck, don't telepathically communicate with my girlfriend
chatter-noir: that wasn't telepathy, that was intellectuals communicating
gram-pacer: ouch but fair
rena-ld: getting back on topic. sunshine boy aimed a flying kiss at her and her brain blue screened before overheating and fainting
mdc: that's it!!!!. you're only getting tea when you come over!
actually scratch that, just water!!!
chatter-noir: sux 2 b u renald :b
v.i.p.: ^
ryuko: ^
gram-pacer: ^(sympathetically)
rena-ld: ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ (thanks babe)
mdc: stop flirting!
ryuko: instead of being jealous, confess to adrien
mdc: it's not that easy, I don't know what to say
ryuko: just tell him "i love you, will you be my boyfriend"
mdc: I tried!, not all of us have the superpower of being able to talk to let alone flirt with our crush
chatter-noir: it's not a superpower
mdc: you're right, it's insanity!
v.i.p.: you do realise adrien's just a guy and not a god right?
chatter-noir: I've seen her casually talk to kwami before so...
mdc: that's the problem, he's stupidly human and I just can't help but think he's gonna hate me when I mess up my confession or he's gonna think it's a prank and not take it seriously
he's oblivious enough for that second one to happen!!!
maybe!!!
not to mention I'm always messing up my words around him so he probably thinks I'm mental or something...
rena-ld: girl, you can't know that's what he thinks unless you talk to him about it
gram-pacer: imagine you're talking to someone else when you go talk to him
someone you're comfortable with
ryuko: like v.i.p.
v.i.p.: *thumbs up*
mdc: adrien's too much of a dork to be like v.i.p.
I can only suspend my disbelief so much!!!
chatter-noir: omg that's hilarious!!!
gram-pacer: ^
rena-ld: ^
ryuko: ^
v.i.p.: ^
mdc: omgomgomgomg
adrien came over what do I do?!?!?
quiclk!
ryuko: confess your feelings
rena-ld: ^
gram-pacer: ^
chatter-noir: ^
v.i.p.: ^
mdc:HEP!!!!!!