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GARFIELD WORLD
Author’s note: wub a shit what
Garfield woke up in his box thing. He exploded in a fit of rage and yelled up into the sky. Oldie entered the room and creakily opened his jaws, each inch creating a horrific sound as his opening jaws released a tune out into the world. The tune could not be heard by the majority, but the minority that could hear such sounds suffered unjustifiably.
Soon the orange feline revealed he was amphibian and the master of the universe. The entire universe contained within all his molecules. Such evolutions and growing did the orange cat did as it contributed towards existence requiring nothingness itself only for it to exist. Without nothingness, the physics of existences cannot exist; for there is no exit – no exit towards the existence of nothingness.
Jon Arbuckle entered and as per usual screeched out the orange cat’s name in such a terrifying and annoying manner. “GARFIELD!”
Garfield’s anxiety spiked but he sighed as he knew he had to endure such hells. Why exist without enlightment? Sure, he could be free, but why? That would lead to more suffering, suffering of enduring another idiot’s worst fucking demands. This current situation was alright. Decent compared towards the bullfuckery around this globe.
The sleep demons left due to him accidentally scaring them off when wanting to play. The officials haven't spoken of encountering them since. You're welcome.
Garfield got up and
The End