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“You know it’s against the law to be doing this Granger.” Hermione glared at the taunting voice that’s next to her.
“Aren’t you forgetting something Malfoy, I’m the fucking Minister of Magic I am the law. And besides my best friend is the head of the DMLE so who’s gonna stop me?”
Asked Hermione with a raised eyebrow.
“Besides don’t you want your best friend to spend the night in a ministry holding cell?”
Draco puts his hands up in surrender and proceeds to follow Hermione down the hall.
“Quite honestly we should leave him there as he was the dumbass to perform magic in front of muggles.
As they get closer they hear screens coming from the holding cells.
“YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM???? I’M THE CHOSEN ONE’S HUSBAND!!!! NOW LET ME OUT NOW!!!!
Hermione let’s out a sigh before turning to Draco who looks like he wants to be anywhere but where they are.
“Let’s get this over with as he has interrupted my plans to wine and dine you.” He then gets closer to Hermione and whispers into her ear in a dark seductive voice.
“You was also supposed be spread out on my bed with me fucking you. But yet here we are with scar head dimwit husband.”
Hermione blushes at Draco words but then shakes it off and enter the holding cell where Theo is causing a scene.
“OH THANK GOD YOU GUYS ARE HERE!!! I NEVER THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!”
“Theo you were only in here for 2 hours.” Hermione said in a deadpanned voice.
“You should be grateful that your husband is my best friend otherwise I would’ve left your ass here until the next day.” Theo gasp in shocked that Hermione would do such a thing.
“Honestly Theo you know better than to use magic in front of muggles!!! We had to send our obliviation team to obliviate 6 muggles SIX THEO!!!”
Hermione can feel her magic start to crackle as her temper started to rise.
“Gra—..”
“SHUT UP YOU STAY OUT OF THIS MALFOY” Draco steps back in surrender and watches his best friend horror filled expression at Hermione Granger anger.
“DO YOU REALIZE THAT NOT ONLY HAVE YOU RISK HARRY’S JOB BUT NOW I’M IN QUESTIONED OVER WHAT HAPPENED!!! DO YOU KNOW THIS WAS THE FIRST DATE NIGHT I WAS ABLE TO HAVE IN A LONG TIME THEO?”
Theo is petrified at the witch in front of him and shakes his head no.
“Listen Granger I’m……”
“NO YOU DON’T GET TO INTERRUPT ME.” At this point, Hermione magic is pouring out of her.
“Theo I love you as you’re a dear friend of mine and my best friends husband. But at the same time, you need to realize that your actions has consequences. And we can’t bail you out every time.”
Theo puts his head down in shame as he realizes that everything Hermione is saying is true.
“With that being said, we’re busting you out of here.”
Theo eyes lit up with excitement over his freedom. Hermione gives him a dirty look and the excitement is wiped off his face.
“HOWEVER!!!! If you ever and I mean EVER do this again and disrupt the night I was going to get fucked in every possible position.” Theo scrunches his nose up in disgust.
“I will personally ship your ass to Azkaban and I don’t care who the fuck your husband is. Do I make myself clear Theodore Nott-Potter?”
Hermione whispered menacingly in Theo ear. Theo scared for his life gulps and shakes his head yes.
“Good now let’s get you out of here before the two guards wake up.” It then dawned on Theo that the Minister of Magic is really breaking him up and then proceeds to walk out of the holding cells.
“I must say my love, you’re downright scary when you’re really mad. Thank goodness I wasn’t on the receiving end of that lashing.” Draco said in relief.
“Trust me the only lashing I rather do to you is my tongue on your cock.”
“Eww you guys are being gross again.”
“SHUT UP THEO.” Both Draco and Hermione said. Theo shut right up and didn’t make a sound until they were out of the ministry.
The end!!!