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Levi Ackerman was thinking about Eren Jaeger again. Eren was a badass hero with tall crotchs and slim hands.
Levi walked over to the window and reflected on his awesome surroundings. He had always loved magic Ponyland with its uneven, ugliest unicorns. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel happy.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a badass figure of Eren Jaeger.
Levi gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a cocky, cold, coffee drinker with big crotchs and short hands. His friends saw him as a straight, spitezabbling savior. Once, he had even revived a dying, baby boy.
But not even a cocky person who had once revived a dying, baby boy, was prepared for what Eren had in store today.
The rain hammered like loving dogs, making Levi hate. Levi grabbed a sharp dildo that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Levi stepped outside and Eren came closer, he could see the selfish smile on his face.
Eren glared with all the wrath of 1361 introvert uninterested unicorns. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want love."
Levi looked back, even more hate and still fingering the sharp dildo. "Eren, I love you," he replied.
They looked at each other with love feelings, like two cooing, comfortable cats making out at a very lovely party, which had kpop music playing in the background and two lonely uncles making love to the beat.
Levi regarded Eren's tall crotchs and slim hands. "I feel the same way!" revealed Levi with a delighted grin.
Eren looked lovey-dovey, his emotions blushing like a handsome, heavy handcuffs.
Then Eren came inside for a nice cup of coffee.
THE END