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pack it up, skittle squad
4:12am
mrsaxobeat: is anyone awake
guys.
guys i swear to the FUCKING heavens
I need ur help
MEN. POETS. MEN OF POETRY.
richcam: Dalton, for the love of Christ, shut up.
Some of us are trying to study.
mrsaxobeat: at 4am? get a life, cameron
if you're not gonna help me go stick ur nose in a book u study whore
richcam: Charming.
obknoxious: you told me you were going to the bathroom
it has been half an hour
im freezing over here
mrsaxobeat: sorry babes !!! i had some important thinking to do
and i have reached a general census
get everyone else THE FUCK IN HERE
@everyone GEAR UP GUYS !!!!!!!! I AIN'T CALLING A MEETING IN THIS FREEZING WEATHER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL HAVE TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!
meekspeeks: not to memtion irs 4am
mrsaxobeat: what
meekspeeks: gimme a sefond
obknoxious: can you come back first? :(
mrsaxobeat: ur too cute
ugh
fine
…this bathroom is freezing
you better be waiting with open arms for me when i get there !!!!!!!
ononeneil: open arms, not open legs
tidetodd: neil omfg
meekspeeks: wasn't expecting you two to be awake
ononeneil: ????????
meeks are we that stiff to you
meekspeeks: no !!!
but now i need to figure out who tf is snoring through the damn walls
ononeneil: YOU THOUGHT IT WAS US???????
@tidetodd is offline
meekspeeks: HELP WHERE DID HE GO
ononeneil: you made him nearly fall of the bed he's laughing so hard
and he basically decided it's easier if i do the texting since he's here anyway !!!
armpitts: meeks how the fuck do you have your phone on full brightness in our dark room
I thought god had descended down on us
graced us with his presence
but no
it's just you
and your inhuman eyesight
no wonder u need specs
meekspeeks: pitts hush
just say you're weak.
your phone is like . a relic
armpitts: wow
no need for that
mrsaxobeat: YES WE ARE ALL HERE
good
right. GUYS.
I have a Master Plan
ononeneil: call the papers, nuwanda has been using his brain
meekspeeks: LMAOOOOO
obknoxious: scares the shit out of me when he does
mrsaxobeat: um
excuse me
i came here to have a good time
and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
ignoring you HEATHENS
ahem.
i'm thinking, lads
a trip
a dead poets society trip
a Voyage, a Wander, a Gander if you will
armpitts: nuwanda if you ever call it a gander again im actually shipping you off to . idk norwich or something
meekspeeks: norwich?
armpitts: oh you sweet child of geographical innocence
meekspeeks: no i just don't fucking memorise random british cities??????
armpitts: NORWICH IS NOT RANDOM?????????????
mrsaxobeat: HUSH CHILDREN DADDY IS TALKING
ononeneil: ok how much money do i have to pay you to . never ever say that again
mrsaxobeat: knox ain't complaining
obknoxious: i
mrsaxobeat: and @armpitts i will call it whatever i please???? so?????? stfu, actually?????????
richcam: You have the floor.
mrsaxobeat: why do you text like my nan
anyways
AHEEEEEEM
a trip
yeah
maybe to like . idk . the beach
next weekend?
ononeneil: can't wait to see meeks in a swimming costume
meekspeeks: i beg your finest pardon
armpitts: excuse you perry why don't u gawk at anderson's ass instead
ononeneil: jealous much?????
dw meeks i was only kidding
i’m sure you look lovely in a swimsuit xx
todd is currently bright red thanks pitts u broke him
mrsaxobeat: the beach it is!!!!!!!!!!
richcam: I can't swim?
mrsaxobeat: drown.
obknoxious: i
meekspeeks: no????????
armpitts: neil stop fucking howling with laughter nolan is gonna fuck us sideways
mrsaxobeat: pitts that is Not the way you use that phrase babe 😭😭😭
love you tho
for trying
ononeneil: PITTS MY FUCKING LUNGSKDKDJSHG
meekspeeks: to get Back On Track, yes, @mrsaxobeat , i completely agree w the beach my dear friend
I'll bring the radio
mrsaxobeat: love u meeks
even with ur weird obsession with radios
armpitts: im in, sure !! love me some Sun
mrsaxobeat: you look like a vampire
has the sun ever even Graced ur skin
obknoxious: nuwanda please be nice for once,,
mrsaxobeat: im only nice to you
ononeneil: don't we know it
he's very nice to you
vocally
anyway
todd gave his Nod Of Approval
so that's us in!!
richcam: Do you care whether I come or not?
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obknoxious: of course we do, cameron, you're our friend, aren't you?
richcam: Sure, I'll come.
I'll bring chemistry with me.
ononeneil: i think i just heard charlie catapult himself through a window
obknoxious: he's currently curled up in the corner tweaking fr
meekspeeks: not surprised
anyway my eyes are fucking closing
going to sleep
goodnight guys !!!
look forwards to our trip
pitts get tf over here im shivering like fuck
armpitts: you could have just . said that?????? to me???????
see you guys later >:]
@armpitts is offline
@meekspeeks is offline
richcam: See you for Keating tomorrow :)
@richcam is offline
mrsaxobeat: hopefully not
obknoxious: charlie………
mrsaxobeat: u luv me !!!!!!!
ononeneil: see you guys later !!!!! :))
@ononeneil is offline
@obknoxious is offline
Charlie drops his phone in his lap and glances at Knox, who is currently plugging his own phone in by their bedside.
“You do, right?”
Knox blinks, “I do what?”
“Love me.”
His face breaks out into a grin, “Yes, Charlie, I do.”
He huffs mockingly. “You didn't say it back.”
Knox laughs, crawling back into bed and tucking Charlie in against him. “Shush you, you know I love you.”
Charlie grins, pressing a chaste kiss to Knox’s chin. “Love you too.”
He turns back to his phone
mrsaxobeat: wow, a 4am idea that actually worked !!!!!!
love you guys
i mean ew
who said that
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