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2024-06-29
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Solitaire Shenanigans

Summary:

You’re playing solitaire at night, feeling pretty tired. You close your eyes for a second… and before you know it, you’re actually playing solitaire. You’ve even got quite the charming helper…

 

based off a reddit post (or a copypasta idk which came first) about a dude being attracted to the solitaire hints 💀

…im not finishing this

Notes:

dear lord please help me because why am i writing this 💀

please don’t actually read this im having post-writing clarity this was a bad idea 😭😭😭

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It’s night, and you’re sitting on your computer playing solitaire, because you’re bored out of your mind, and you have pretty much nothing else to do. All your friends don’t want to play anything with you right now, and you’re so incredibly bored with all the games that you already have, so you decided to play solitaire. Such an amazing choice for a game to play, right?

As you play, you mainly rely on the hints, since you’ve never really played solitaire before. As you play, you start to feel tired, your eyes closing as you move cards around. Eventually, you close your eyes for a good while because of how tired you are.

When you open them, you see a table with a deck of cards spread across it. You look around you, and you see that you’re sitting in a completely different room from your bedroom.

You look behind you, and you see… a guy in a suit? Does he have a card for a face?

He moves towards you, and stops once he’s behind your chair.

As he stands closer, you can see he’s got a pretty muscular build. He’s also way taller than you. His suit looks a little too small for him. He doesn’t seem hostile.

You decide to break the silence.
You look at him and begin asking questions.
“What am I doing here? Where am I?”

The man doesn’t speak. Instead, he points to the table, prepared for a game of Solitaire.
You’re a little confused. “You… want me to play Solitaire?” You ask.

He nods.

“I’m not very good though.”

The man leans over you, and points to a card.

“Are you saying you’ll help me?”

The man nods.

You’ve gotta admit, having a buff dude leaning over you like this is kinda hot.

You’re starting blush. “Right… let’s just get this started.”